i have some deserved time off coming up. it was originally time set aside for another trip, but things change. so.... i need to find something to do the majority of the last week in july. i wanted to goto vegas, but that might be a costly endeavor. [; I kinda want to go back to toronto, but that would be quite the drive for me. [not that i haven't done it twice already]

anyway, a great friend of mine told me that if you have to travel somewhere it is always best to be going for some reason. so i have been thinking and have decided to involve the fam in helping me come up with ideas. the first thing that popped into my mind was going to the mall of america. everyone else in my family has been there and i am such a mall person i feel like i'm missing out. yeah i'm silly. if you haven't figured that out yet, start reading.

but anyway, i want to have some other options so please help me come up with some ideas. what is going on around the midwest that week that would be fun to hit up. i want to get out and have some fun. hopefully get some drinking in and see what other kind of trouble i can get into. post your ideas and lets see what comes up.

Update: I live in lexington kentucky, i frequent ohio, and i'm not afraid to drive. hope that helps.

first and foremost, my last post drove a like minded individual to create a dtoid account just to send me kind words. he sent it ages ago, so i am afraid that i missed my chance to talk with him. if anyone knows tpwellington tell him to check his message box.

next... it has been a long time and i'm luckily [for you] not as drunk as i was last time.

tonight was going to be a night for another rant. then i read the above mentioned message and my whole day turned around.

just wanted to give a little update. i no longer live with my ex. i have my own new apartment. but i just recently got the internet back so that is part of my absence. Things have been up and down lately. but the good news is, i am getting my love of games back. the pleasure i once lost is now back helping me through this rough patch.

i will be back soon with something news so keep an eye out.

and to answer a question for a fan:

tequila.

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ooh, everything is so pretty and new. lots of neat additions. me likey. i was really just posting to say that i miss you guys, i am not dead.....yet [although 50 hour work weeks make me feel dead] and i want to attend a shitty movie night if they still happen.


well ta ta for now. and remember somebody loves you, but someone else loves you only for your body. [:

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I bought everday shooter the day it dropped and have loved every minute of it. now i'm not saying i'm any sort of uber god at it, but i have a tip for those that might be struggling.

get the points to were you can buy the shuffle option for normal play. i found out tonight that by random chance if i start on the second level, i can rack up lots of lives because of the amount of points i can get. that followed up with the third level [a level many have said is really hard, which it is] really worked for me. instead of going into the 3rd level with only a few lives, i was able to go in with 7! granted when i got done, i only had 3, but without the advantage, i would have been able to get to the forth level finally.

does anyone else have any suggestions? that was the biggest help for me besides practice that really made things go alot smoother. granted this suggestion doesn't always work because sometimes you will start on the 3rd level, but you might find a mix that will allow you to go further than a straight run through. i've only gotten to the 4th stage, so i can't tell you how this plan carries over with other levels unlocked, but give it shot. [:

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the jack thompson post was filled with image shack failure [the fault is imageshack, not its users]

something i was informed about should really help anyone who can't get a image to show up on forums or cblogs because of hot linking

www.imgred.com

check it out. all you have to do is put "http://imgred.com/" before the image link address. for example

bbcode example
instead of:
[img}http://www.someplacethathasapictureyouwanttoputsomewhereelse.com/pictureyouwanttoshow.jpg{/img]

put:
[img}http://imgred.com/http://www.someplacethathasapictureyouwanttoputsomewhereelse.com/pictureyouwanttoshow.jpg{/img]

what that does is makes it so when ever anyone clicks on a page that has that code showing the piture, imgred servers view the picture, cache it on their servers, then continue to serve it from then on out. [well for a while, but from what i can tell, if the picture has been cleared from their cache, the link will refresh if the picture is still at the original address.] its free. sorry let me try that again its free and there is nothing more to it than putting a little extra in the address to the picture. hell it will even do thumbnails if you want to view something along that line instead. [check out their website for the explanation on that.]

so go ahead have fun, it will make the internet a little easier to manage when it comes to picture placement in blogs/forums.

enjoy! [:

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SJ:CIW,NIC,S"DVTFM"E
[yes, i know the 'editions' crap is old, but it makes me happy so deal with it. [: ]

i've been working on finding sick jokes ever since i heard the current 'winner' told to me. i posted this in the forums earlier, but wanted to put it on my blog for several reasons. first, i don't frequent the forums as much as i look through the blogs and the main site. i figure there are more like me so this way more people can enjoy it. second, i'm still looking for sicker jokes. the aristocrats doesn't count because it is too free form to pin down. sure dead baby jokes are pretty sick, but they still don't have quite the umph that the two jokes below have.

warning: these two jokes create some very disturbing mental pictures/concepts. i've already gotten one person today so consider yourselves warned. and on that note, Enjoy! [:

first the runner up, this is one competed with what i feel to be the worst and came in a very close second. **comment corner**[it is copied from another forum {didn't feel like typing it all out again} so it is a little cleaned up but you will get the point.]

A guy walks into a brothel going in to try and enjoy a few moments with one of the ladies. he walks up to a small window where a man is sitting. the guy walks up to the window and explains his situation to the proprietor of this brothel. "I was wondering if you could help me, I am in great need of the company of one of your ladies, but i only have $7 to my name. Is there anything you can do to help me?" the owner looks a little confused and a little aggravated for a minute then he shakes the look from his face and says "let me see what i can do" He gets out of the little room and walks down to the end of a hall. he returns a few minutes later and takes the man's money. he tells him "go down that hall way, go into the last door on the right, but don't turn the light on." the man figures that he must have put him with a real dog so he figured for his money he would just go about his business per the instructions of the owner. he walks back to room opens the door and walks in, closing the door behind him. As his eyes adjust just a little he sees the silhouette of a womens body on the bed. he begins to undress and work himself towards the women on the bed. he works his way up to her and all his pent up hormones get the best of him and he just goes right into it. he's got her legs up over his shoulders while he is just going to town like a wild animal. Finally he gets his release and he collapses over the women with much satisfaction. feeling quite proud of himself and macho, he tells the women she was a great shag and he might have to come back to see her again. he puts his cloths back on and just as he is closing the door behind him to leave he turns and notices that there is a glimmer under the woman's eyes, like she was crying. he closes the door and figures he should maybe mention this to the owner; i mean, a crying prostitute is bad for business. he walks out to the window and thanks the owner for his services and informs him about the women in the room. the owner thanks the man and the man turns to walk out the door.

just after he turns he hears the owner yell to the back.... "hey larry, i think the one in room 4 is full again"


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now for the one that is my favorite:

I don't remember where i heard this, but it has been grossing out listeners for many years now. it takes a second at the end to understand, but then it hits you like a brick wall. [also, again, i'm cleaning it up. if you heard me say this joke in person it would be much more graphic. although my cleaned up versions do add a bit of shock to the jokes.] you have been warned, even cleaned up it is really gross, but i couldn't stop laughing/wanting to puke.

A guy walks into a brothel in much need of attention from a lady. he walks up to the madam and explains his situation. "Good evening. I would like to spend a little time with one of your ladies, but my problem you see is i only have $5 to my name. is there anything you can do to help me?" The madam looks at him for a second in thought and says "Sure." she snatches the money from his hand and says, "go down the hallway and go into room six."

The man walks down the hallway and enters the room, inside he finds a women that is old enough to his grandmother. He shakes that thought from his mind as he is too horny to really care. He needs some relief! he starts talking to the woman and she is putting on her best act for him trying to make him feel comfortable. he quickly ignores all the issues in his head and begins to play it smooth with the woman. He finally gets her on the bed with her legs in the air. he works his way into position and puts his 'member' inside her. He gets it half way in and realizes it feels like broken glass. like someone broke a twelve pack up and put it inside this women. he instantly withdraws and tries to nicely explain what he just felt. the old woman says, well you just stand there for a second and let me see what i can do. she spreads her legs and lets her fingers go to work. she puts on quite a show for the man and gets him completely interested again. she finally says, "ok, give it another go cowboy." He gets back on top of her and puts his 'member' inside her. This time, though, he is surprised to find that what once felt like broken glass felt like the softest, warmest thing he had ever laid into [pun?] he completely forgets what had shocked him a few moments ago and he gives this woman the most vigorous and energetic performance he had ever given. he finishes and slides off the top of her. he spends a couple of minutes regaining his composure while she lights up a cigarette.

he finally catches his breath and is compelled to ask about what just happened. he says, "wow, that was amazing, first it felt like broken glass, then you fingered yourself and afterwards it was the most amazing thing i've ever had the pleasure of 'spending time with'. what is your secret? what did you do to make it so wonderful?" She takes a drag off her cigarette, looks at him, smiles just the smallest bit and says, "Well once you break up all the scabs ...."