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A gamer since the age of 4. I like pretty much all genres, and now that I can afford them, all systems. I'm looking for a new co-op game which won't suck me in for a year and a half. Please give AMD Eyefinity compatible gaming PC's generously.

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What isn't there a game for? Jesus, there's one about rape!
jebussaves88 | 8:19 AM on 08.18.2008 7 comments


After browsing through my local gamestore whilst hunting for a present for my father (he won't play a game unless it has a motorbike on the cover, bless) my mother commented that there appeared to be a game of everything. After browsing through a wall of Wii and DS games, I find it hard not to agree.

It seems apparent that much of the Nintendos new software is in fact not gaming software. The new cookery thing on DS and Wii Fit on the Wii suit a household purpose (though admittedly, these purposes could be solved by either getting a cookery book, or indulging in something which involves moving AND not staring at your television set. Hell throw in a treadmill and a punching bag and you needn't have spent £200 plus on a games console with fancy scales included)
But I should put my current scepticism of the Nintendo format aside. They're doing very well for themselves, and who am I to say it's stupid.

So, there are now games of Table Tennis, dirty Volleyball (cheers DOA) and even games set in World War 2 where you fight the Germans!
I guess what I'm saying is, I don't actually think there is any medium left which video game developers can create fun from. Plastic guitars and maracas with drum kits and mics recreate the fun of starting a band. Wiff Fit recreates all the fun of actually getting off your arse. Custer's Revenge lets you experience the excitement of war time rape. Spore lets you experience playing God. Half Life 2 lets you experience being a four eyed geek with social problems (wait a minute).
Now I'm not talking "let's make a game about ironing", because A) I'm talking about games that would actually make sense and be fun, and allow us to experience something most of can't be bothered to do, or would get arrested whislt doing so, B) I believe Wii Ironing is already in the Beta stages.
So, what do you think hasn't been covered?



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commish's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2008 08:51
commish
Front page filter FTW, there should be more games about giant crab!

but yea the brain pool has been drained, good luck comming up with new ideas
MajinFro's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2008 08:54
MajinFro
Christ, I got excited at the thought of Giant Crabs. No Giant Crabs makes Fro a sad panda.
AKK's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2008 09:37
AKK
What they said. Stupid filters. Actually, that they turned rape into giant crabs is fucking awesome.

Go Destructoid.

Also, there's not enough twinkie-based games.
MiOdd's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2008 12:22
MiOdd
Hey, don't knock the excitement of an ironing game, that shit is extreme! Just look at this guy... haha
jebussaves88's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2008 15:46
jebussaves88
Hell yeah freestyle ironing!
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2008 17:28
Aaron Mxy Yost
My friends had a Japanese stealth game on the PC where you stalk women on the PC through a dark alley. I'm pretty sure it was implied that the goal is to rape her. The better you do, the more costumes and accessories you can buy for the victim. Hooray Japan!
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