Admittedly my previous introductory blog was rather brief. Yesterday I read an article on the pros and cons of dressing up like the Tin Man in a lightning storm which was longer than that.
Therefore, I have decided to enlighten anyone who's reading and will be unlucky enough to stumble across future blogs what they can expect in said event.
Primarily, I am playing old 6th generation (that's Xbox, PS2 and Gamecube to all you tards not in the know) games, and plan to finally get off my frankly awesome gaming armchair so as to write reviews of said games, whilst sitting in my frankly awesome reclining armchair devoted to laptop use.
Whilst browsing through my future posts, you may realise that most of these reviews will lose track and focus on flaws in story line, or alledge that all the characters in the game in question have a very good relationship with their mother's and enjoy shopping and buggery. If you feel offended or bored, please do comment as such, but not before jamming hot lemons in your eye sockets and other such external organs which don't like citrus acids in them.
In the next few days, I'll post reviews of Broken Sword: Sleeping Dragon, Prince of Persia: Warrior Within, Zelda: Windwaker and Timesplitter: Future Perfect.

Aside from reviews, you can expect articles on current events in gaming, as well as long articles pointing out how some people are complete bastards.

Yours

Jebus