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I like games. I have owned a nes snes genesis n64 psone dreamcast ps2 cube xbo360 wii

I like sports games fps rpgs and all nintendo games that arent a series of minigames
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10:35 AM on 07.14.2008

Some how I thought this year would be different, why was I so foolish. It seemed like EA had listened to every request the fans have made about NCAA Football 09, me and my friends have been playing dynasties together for years now, and this was the year EA gave us on-line dynasties. We spend a week every year naming every player on the 100+ teams, well EA finally let us share rosters online. Correct stats for simulation, better pass rushing, less cheesy play online, all of it was promised.

You know what, they delivered, on all of these ideas. Just one problem, the game freezes before you have any time to enjoy it. Editing the roster is impossible. even backing up save after save on 2 separate usb sticks wont stop the game from freezing on random players, and having to start all over again. Dynasty ending corrupt saves, missing teams and players that are really in the game, teams ratings dropped to 0 (which is impossible even when creating teams!!!)

For those that think it is just more EA bashing, watch this

Me and my friends cant just use these new features, we can't even do what we have done in years past!!!! What has become just as much a part of July for us as Independence Day, probably wont happen until August, and what happens to people that arent online and cant download a patch?

Im sure Tiburon tries as hard as they can to make this game as great as we all want it to be. I feel bad they dont have the time and resources to fix these problems, but ea publishing can suck a fat one. All the stuff they talk about making changes and this happens.

Sure this is just another sucky football game to most of you but for me and my friends that I played football with from elementary all the way through High School, this was the way we were gonna get our football fix in even though we went to different colleges, and without cumbersome trade swaps through emails.

God I hate EA

2:01 PM on 07.01.2008

This young man right here had to have both of his eyes removed when he was a toddler, yet he can probably do things our unbalanced, take everything for granted, asses cant.

While Im still not quite sure how he plays video games (I guess he matches the sounds to button presses), it is just crazy to see what humans can do when they are forced away from normal behavior. There should be a echo location class in any school for the blind.

My cousin turned 6 a couple of days ago. His favorite cartoon the last couple of years has been Camp Lazlo.

The cartoon is created by Joe Murray (the creator of Rocko's Modern Life, but it doesnt have the same hidden jokes and stuff that made Rocko so great) and is about a group of animal kids in summer camp. The scout master, Lumpus, is an egomaniac, whos plans are always thwarted by the campers.

Anyway I told my cousin that the last episode was coming on soon and he wasnt very sad about it. For his birthday I gave him just about the whole series on DVD. He was just happy that he could watch it whenever he wanted to.

As we were watching the last episode things just started getting weird. The cartoon started with Lumpus refusing to do laundry. Instead of wearing clothes he just painted them on. He slowly convinced all the campers to throw away their clothes and just use paint.(?) The cartoon made it look like they started a nudist colony.

If this isnt weird enough the final moments of the cartoon show that Lumpus was never the counselor after all. He is a crazed madman that kidnapped the real counselor and locked him in a closet the whole summer (series). Lumpus is wrapped in a stray jacket and taken back to jail.

My cousin didnt know what to say. The guy thats been there the whole series ends up being a crazed escaped kidnapper with pedophile innuendo.(!?!) My aunt says he hasnt watched the DVDs or the show since.

The real camp counselor is an awsome easter egg though

I think the idea for the vehicles is awsome. They're completley customizable and although they will probablly replace Mumbo transformations (no more washing machine) this is the kind of change that can bring platformers back. Ratchet and Clank attached themselves to shooting, Jak attached to sandbox, Mario is created by a crazy man no one else can think like, and now banjo is attached to custom vehicular combat.

Mario taught me one thing with galaxy, the only time I enjoyed it was when I was doing something new. Collecting the coins at the end just to get Luigi felt like video game boot camp. Just returning to spiral mountain in fancy HD would have been boring for the new Banjo. We would have got all excited for it, and then realized it was a let down (Twilight Princess style)

If this was announced as a new IP everyone would have instantly fell in love with it. As long as the same humor and great characters from the old games are there this will not be a dissapointment but it will remind us why we liked Rare and Banjo in the first place.

How many new Kazooie abilities, Egg types, and animal powers can there really be? This series needs this change and give us an infinite amount of creative input in the main mechanic will make this a (the?) 2008 standout.

Yesterday I righted a wrong by buying Orange Box for the 360 from a friend for $15. He went and got it for PC because of the lack of team fortress play on the 360. I am still gonna by it for PC too whenever all my parts arrive and I throw them together but for now I finally get to experience HL2, Portal, and TF2.

HL2 is indded every bit as good as people say. the story telling is top notch and gameplay doesnt lag behind. Loading times happen at weird spots but I guess thats my punishment for playing the 360 version.

Portal is the best puzzle game Ive played in years. The experience is kind of short but every last second of it is mind teasingly enjoyable. I wish there was a co-op version. 4 portals, 2 people, and a Weighted Companion Cube would make for a heck of a lot of fun.

TF2 is great but unfortunatley its pretty dead. It kind of reminds me of the Metal Gear Solid Online days on the ps2 where only 40 people were online. My connection seems to be to weak to host so most of the time Im stuck pressing the join quick match button over and over again. The lack of user creations makes the 4 map choice even less desirable. Im sure this is a million times better on PC. If any of you still play send me a friend request. GT= jwhit28

The Orange box is without a doubt the best deal in gaming and even though Ill be buying it again in a few weeks, $15 was just too low to pass up. I wish online had the staying power of a game like CoD4 but besides that this is a flawless package. (which Im sure many of you know because its been out forever)

Metroid is one of those franchises with a sort of blank canvas for a background story. We know Samus is a bounty hunter, pirates are evil, and Samus kills a lot of stuff while powering up to advance progress.

The very little stroy that Metroid has is GREATLY influenced by one of the greatest films ever made

If you take the human interaction out of Alien and have the Metroids reproduce/morph with the pirates and planets animals instead of the Xenomorphs with humans, you have a grade A movie. All you need to add is a flashback with Samus being raised by Chozu, a final fight with Mother brain where Samus should use her mega beam, after she should turn into Zero Suit Samus for an exciting escape from a self destruct sequence while also avoiding/fighting Ridley, and some powerups introduced periodically to help samus advance.

Make the colorschange in Samus suit as she upgrades for hardcore fans, peiodically show us a visor view when she scans monsters, Nintendo produced music because no one could do it better, and creepy isolation to make the film as game/Alien-like as possible and you got a 100% crowd pleaser.

Find a way to work in the baby metroid saving your life while you escape from Ridley/self-destruction sequence and the computer that has a thing for you from Metroid Fusion (maybe make it her ships computer that communicates with her) and you might get academy awards. If someone finds a way to mess this up they should be made into a ball like samus and thrown in a bucket with jellyfish.

Also my vote for the lead