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i made stairs.



it's weird to me when people call other people their screen names or user names in real life. so just call me conor.

and not only am i not proficient at photoshop, i don't even have a copy!

i enjoy (not) sleeping, playing bass guitar, not looking directly into people's eyes, orange chicken, and making non-pornographic short films.

Short films that I actually made! Woah!






AIM:

iwontusemyname4



Myspace is for the cool ones.


so...video games. amirite?



i guess you can call me an "art-fag" or "plot-fucker" or whatever the term is, because i enjoy games with a robust and (mostly) rewarding single player campaign. (that, and most of my friends play some multiplayer games i don't like, so i'm sort of in a pickle here.) i also like odd quirky titles and some rhythm games (like elite beat agents and parappa and so forth. not so much guitar hero anymore...)

i'm not tied down to any particular console, but if it has a metal gear solid game, a resident evil game, or a sonic game (yes...that sonic) then i'd most certainly RSVP. i'm also a fan of katamari, phoenix wright, metroid prime, sam & max, psychonauts, killer 7 and earthbound. although on occasion, i've been known to pop in teenage mutant ninja turtles IV and mortal kombat 3, just for kicks.





favorites:

picking a favorite is like picking your children. it mostly comes down to which one is the sexiest.

Gamer Profile

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Following (21)

How to win at Texas Hold 'em every single time. (NVGR) iwontusemyname | 5:35 AM on 06.28.2008 8 comments

Winning at poker is actually fairly easy once you use this proven method: Whenever you have a clearly lower amount of chips than everyone else you are playing, just say, out-loud, "I'm going to Mighty Duck this." That's it! You are surely guaranteed to win, at the very least, the next hand, and in some instances, if done right, the entire game. How is this possible? Easy. D2: The Mighty Ducks is not only a classic example of an underdog sports movie, but poker scientists, through experimentation, have found a scientific correlation between how we play cards and how we interpret memories based on the themes of D2, creating what's known as "The Emilio Theory". (Clear chip loser, or "The Mighty Duck", vs. Clear chip winner or "Team Iceland") NOTES: If you play within a time limit, it's best to use this phrase within the last 10-20 minutes of the game. And while it's been hypothesized that the same effect can be occurred by uttering "There are Angels in my Outfield", or "I'm Going to Airbud this Shit", field studies have found no similar outcome. Attached photos: