Women of the world, why do you hate finger drumming so much?

I see it all the time; guys, rockin out on a totally kick ass drum solo, using only a steering wheel and the hands God™ gave them, and his girl in the passenger seat pops out of NO WHERE and says, "COULD YOU STOP THAT FOR ONE SECOND FOR CHRIST'S SAKE?"

What the hell is the deal, ladies? Don't you understand that finger drumming is extremely difficult? It's not a gift given to every child born... it's a delicate and amazingly impressive skill, that can take any where from 3-6 hours to master, and 9 times out of 10, is used specifically to kick-ass (a trait that, from my research, all girls want in a dude).

So why front? You want a guy who can dance (which is soooo fucking easy), and all that really means is you want a guy who has good rhythm, right? Well, what else is drumming mastery?

I mean seriously, it's all about fucking anyway.

Thanks for listening,
-itemforty

I'm not really sure what it is, but I have been having a lot of fun recently. I start by drawing one single line, and then make something out of it.

Sorry none of this is video game related... I LET THE ART TELL ME WHAT TO DRAW

It's in color too, for all you BRANDONS out there..

I am sitting around waiting for people to call me back, sucking down rum, and decided to draw this self portrait. Sorry for the interruption.

Thanks,
-itemforty

Although Snaileb is still hounding me ALL THE FUCKING TIME, I had time to draw this little guy.

I call him canbot, but I don't think that's good enough, so I would be very happy if someone would give him a proper name!

Thanks,
- touchdown

Everything in life can be boiled down to a simple comparison: intention vs perspective.

For example: Video Games are awesome, but I also like sex. When I quit playing video games, my friends might think there is something wrong with me because I'm not home very often or that I sleep odd hours, but the truth is I'm actually doing something else that I like very much, or even more.

Now, it's easy to see both sides of the story, but it's dangerous when you are on the outside looking in, because you can only compare your own perspective against someone else's actions... most of the time you will be so wrong that you might as well have eaten a pinecone covered in raisins and said it was an oatmeal cookie.

I guess what I'm really trying to say is, Hitler wasn't such a bad guy.

Thanks for listening
-mgmt