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You want some Pants? I know you do!
itemforty \| 10:15 AM on 05.26.2008	22 comments

Hey guys, Ashtray Kelldorf here.

I am having a Spring Cleaning Sale™ on Ebay® and wanted to make sure to spread the knowledge to everyone possible.

You can call me a whore if you want, but let me say one thing:

I had to sell my 360 because I'm so poor.

So stop judging me and look through my auctions to see if you like anything. If you buy things [that you might need [like pants]] then I can possibly buy another 360 so I can have fun again.

Please?

Also, cocks.

Seriously though, fellas, if you don't own a pair of 7's, you are totally missing out. I know it might look like a fuck ton of money for a pair of pants but I swear to Jim that 7's are the most comfortable pair of pants you will ever own... and they fucking last forever... and I get fucking compliments on them all the time. Seriously. Girls fucking love a guy in designer jeans, mostly because they actually fucking fit us correctly without being baggy in the inner-thigh. Must be good because I get compliments all.the.time. I mean, I don't really care since I already know that I'm fucking awesome but whatever.

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21 comments | showing # 1 to 21

-D-

If I win the pants, do you come with them?

itemforty

You know I can't answer that question under these terms.

the GAMEGOBLIN

I need SHIRTS.

BluDesign

Do these come in FAT MAN sizes?

I need a XXFat pair of socks, and a XXXPhat piece of bling.

Samit Sarkar

I think the most expensive pair of jeans I own cost $60, but my mom really splurged on that one. I don�t like to spend more than $50 on any particular article of clothing. Then again, I�m a poor college student with a terrible fashion sense, so...

DJDuffy

sweet! do they come in "girl's skinny jeans?"

Samit Sarkar

Sadly, I no longer fit in �girl�s skinny jeans�. Perhaps a few years ago...but college has inflated my belly due to laziness and beer.

Aaron Mxy Yost

Are these magical pants that will fit anyone and strength our bond of womanhood? If so, can I be the blonde that bangs the dude at soccer camp and feels like shit about it afterwards?

MaxVest

You told me over the internet that you weren't wearing pants, and here I find that you may have in fact been wearing expensive stylish pants.

Justice

@ MaxVest
BETRAYAL!

Sorry to hear about the 360 dude, Britney needs pants!

bottled dark

your banner makes me respect you in so many ways.

MechaMonkey

@Mxy

I you believe in yourself and try hard enough, you can be anything you want. Go get 'em, Tiger.

Aaron Mxy Yost

Awesome, soccer camp here I come!

Maurice Tan

Do they come pre-worn in all ways possible?

liam2015

Are there gonna be any 'surprises' in the pockets?

If so, yes please.

itemforty

@Pew

No, they aren't retarded. They are just fit for humans, unlike normal jeans that are fit for Americans.

@liam

I will 'accidentally' forget my penis in the back left or right pockets (depending on which you use for your wallet).

itemforty

@Max

Ok, you got me... I am actually selling my pants because I felt bad for lying to you. I'M DOING THIS FOR BOTH OF US.

masterledz

Damn, that X-Arcade stick I believe is pretty expensive, here's hoping you get a pretty penny for it.

blehman

Mmmmmmmmm.......pants....

BlindsideDork

I bought pants tha tlook like that..$14.

itemforty

No you didn't!

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