I am having a Spring Cleaning Sale™ on Ebay® and wanted to make sure to spread the knowledge to everyone possible.
You can call me a whore if you want, but let me say one thing:
I had to sell my 360 because I'm so poor.
So stop judging me and look through my auctions to see if you like anything. If you buy things [that you might need [like pants]] then I can possibly buy another 360 so I can have fun again.
Please?
Also, cocks.
Seriously though, fellas, if you don't own a pair of 7's, you are totally missing out. I know it might look like a fuck ton of money for a pair of pants but I swear to Jim that 7's are the most comfortable pair of pants you will ever own... and they fucking last forever... and I get fucking compliments on them all the time. Seriously. Girls fucking love a guy in designer jeans, mostly because they actually fucking fit us correctly without being baggy in the inner-thigh. Must be good because I get compliments all.the.time. I mean, I don't really care since I already know that I'm fucking awesome but whatever.
I think the most expensive pair of jeans I own cost $60, but my mom really splurged on that one. I don’t like to spend more than $50 on any particular article of clothing. Then again, I’m a poor college student with a terrible fashion sense, so...
Are these magical pants that will fit anyone and strength our bond of womanhood? If so, can I be the blonde that bangs the dude at soccer camp and feels like shit about it afterwards?
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about me
Name: Travis
Dtoid name: itemforty
XBL: itemforty
Location: Austin, Tx
Likes: Space Balets, sugar, Win7, Katamari Damacy.
Dislikes: purple, hotmail.com, myspace.com
Little known fact: I invented Spam™.
Favourite type of meat: Spam™
Fighting Style: Leather
Blood Type: LoneStar®
Stuff:
You people are good people and I like seeing you kiss (on camera).
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I need a XXFat pair of socks, and a XXXPhat piece of bling.
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BETRAYAL!
Sorry to hear about the 360 dude, Britney needs pants!
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I you believe in yourself and try hard enough, you can be anything you want. Go get 'em, Tiger.
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If so, yes please.
(# 15) on 05/26/2008 13:51
No, they aren't retarded. They are just fit for humans, unlike normal jeans that are fit for Americans.
@liam
I will 'accidentally' forget my penis in the back left or right pockets (depending on which you use for your wallet).
(# 16) on 05/26/2008 13:54
Ok, you got me... I am actually selling my pants because I felt bad for lying to you. I'M DOING THIS FOR BOTH OF US.
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