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If I win the pants, do you come with them?
You know I can't answer that question under these terms.
I need SHIRTS.
Do these come in FAT MAN sizes?
I need a XXFat pair of socks, and a XXXPhat piece of bling.
I think the most expensive pair of jeans I own cost $60, but my mom really splurged on that one. I don’t like to spend more than $50 on any particular article of clothing. Then again, I’m a poor college student with a terrible fashion sense, so...
sweet! do they come in "girl's skinny jeans?"
Sadly, I no longer fit in “girl’s skinny jeans”. Perhaps a few years ago...but college has inflated my belly due to laziness and beer.
Are these magical pants that will fit anyone and strength our bond of womanhood? If so, can I be the blonde that bangs the dude at soccer camp and feels like shit about it afterwards?
You told me over the internet that you weren't wearing pants, and here I find that you may have in fact been wearing expensive stylish pants.
@ MaxVest
BETRAYAL!
Sorry to hear about the 360 dude, Britney needs pants!
your banner makes me respect you in so many ways.
@Mxy
I you believe in yourself and try hard enough, you can be anything you want. Go get 'em, Tiger.
Awesome, soccer camp here I come!
Do they come pre-worn in all ways possible?
Are there gonna be any 'surprises' in the pockets?
If so, yes please.
@Pew
No, they aren't retarded. They are just fit for humans, unlike normal jeans that are fit for Americans.
@liam
I will 'accidentally' forget my penis in the back left or right pockets (depending on which you use for your wallet).
@Max
Ok, you got me... I am actually selling my pants because I felt bad for lying to you. I'M DOING THIS FOR BOTH OF US.
Damn, that X-Arcade stick I believe is pretty expensive, here's hoping you get a pretty penny for it.
Mmmmmmmmm.......pants....
I bought pants tha tlook like that..$14.
No you didn't!