Well crap.

So I know it's pretty normal for people to actually do some WORK at work. Most people sit at their desk and spend all of their time hard-focused on their work, making sure that it's perfect in every way. That's why I don't think it surprises anyone when I say

my art tablet has been banned from my non-art related office.

"Whatever, bear," you might say, "there's no playing at work!"

But it's a big portion of my work day! Usually I come in, get some coffee, put on my snarky snarl, and while I study my employee's daily mistakes, I would draw. I do it when I didn't have something insane to work on, it was never a distraction (I think anyway), and it was immensely relaxing.

But at some point an employee said something to my boss about my drawing and my boss, who had questioned me about the tablet and had previously been satiated, finally said "no tablet for forty."

"Whatever, bear," you might say, "why not draw at home?"

Well that's the problem: it means I have to reschedule my life! I got so used to being able to do the drawing at work, that I have my home life filled with all my other passions like

1. video games (70 hours)
2. cooking (10 hours)
3. writing music (20 hours)
4. smoking (92 hours)
5. video games (63 hours)
6. rolling cigarettes (5 hours)
7. avoiding Snaileb (14.5 hours)
8. studying (30 min.)
9. smoking (2 hours)
10. and finally sleeping (8 hours)

Shit, that's 285 hours right there, and that's just Monday! So as you can plainly see, I have no time to do anything extra at all.

So I come to you Destructoid, a broken heart and a request:

Please help me make a device that can stop time so I can draw.

Seriously, or else CTZ is going to totally kill me.


Source: Oprah's Book Club

[in before someone asks - the w/e bear is the last thing I drew before the ban. he's my closest friend]