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The Robot Overlords Demand Corn
itemforty | 11:44 AM on 10.12.2007 13 comments


I was walking around the office here like I tend to do (with a coffee mug and a scowl) and decided that I don't want to actually do any real work today, and I've been so fucking busy these last 2 weeks I feel like I deserve a break. So like anyone who has any spare time and wants to use it wisely, I went straight to Destructoid.

That's when I saw this:




I don't really understand what information ad companies gather, how they gather it, or if they even know what the hell a 'demographic' really means, but it occurs to me that this link was a little out of place.

Well, to make a long story short, my corn looks much healthier now, and my wife is really amazed by the boost in energy (she can barely keep up)!!!!




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bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2007 11:52
bhive01
I work in horticulture... so it kind of worked for me I guess. Although, I'm not a farmer. I do research on fruits and veg.
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2007 11:54
shipero
For thicker, fuller corn use Rebounder Seed Cover Natural Corn Enhancement.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2007 11:55
MaxVest
You'll have to trim those roots, though. They look like they've gotten a little out of hand.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2007 11:55
Maurice Tan
bhive01Bear says: "I do research on fruits"

Ha!
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2007 11:58
Snaileb
It boggles the mind, really.

Why do we still have bear in our names? o.O
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2007 12:00
itemforty
The bear is eternal!
Corncobtacular's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2007 12:07
Corncobtacular
Wow, i've never come across such a perfectly targeted campaign. "Rebounder Seed Covers" is practically my middles name.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2007 12:31
king3vbo
You win for posting Final Countdown... you win so much

MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2007 12:32
MaxVest
@Corncobtacular: given your username, my sarcasm meter melted. Is your username + bad adword reading the root cause of all this mischief?
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 15:27
falinter
da FUCK?


GET THAT CORN OUTTA MY FACE!
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