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Random Thoughts from a Moron: pt 1 out of Mexico
itemforty | 2:18 PM on 03.10.2008 32 comments




Everything in life can be boiled down to a simple comparison: intention vs perspective.

For example: Video Games are awesome, but I also like sex. When I quit playing video games, my friends might think there is something wrong with me because I'm not home very often or that I sleep odd hours, but the truth is I'm actually doing something else that I like very much, or even more.

Now, it's easy to see both sides of the story, but it's dangerous when you are on the outside looking in, because you can only compare your own perspective against someone else's actions... most of the time you will be so wrong that you might as well have eaten a pinecone covered in raisins and said it was an oatmeal cookie.

I guess what I'm really trying to say is, Hitler wasn't such a bad guy.

Thanks for listening
-mgmt



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32 comments | showing # 1 to 32
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Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 14:29
Bob Muir
Hitler confirmed for Brawl?
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 14:32
MrSadistic
TEXAS YEAHHHHHHH!

Also, Hitler was a neat guy.
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 14:33
bhive01
I like pinecones. Raisins make everything better.
JoshDunford's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 14:34
JoshDunford
Fort Worth, FTW!

So I guess it's DFW FTW!

-JD
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 14:34
MaxVest
So that box of oatmeal cookies you sent me for Christmas was really a -- YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!

And they tasted terrible, so there!
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 14:35
MaxVest
I enjoy this series very much.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 14:36
MrSadistic
Screw Fort Worth/Dallas & Austin. It's all about the Hispanics.

Also, Houston can suck it.
-D-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 14:38
-D-
What happens when video games quit you to have sex?
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 14:39
itemforty
Austin would probably really hate you for that statement, but we're cool.
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 14:40
Butmac
Ok fine I don't hate you...

But you better be on alert! hahahahahahaha.


No. j/k yes
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 14:40
BluDesign
I sprinkle tabasco into my cat's cat food on random days to watch if he'll eat it all.

Kitty doesn't eat as often as he used to.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 14:42
MaxVest
Austin is a dumb name for a city. Would you boast about living in a city called "Steve" or a municipality called "Emily"? I sure as hell would.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 14:42
blehman
lol, wut? Also, Dallas/FTW. Ftw. :P
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 14:42
itemforty
D, you are pretty much asking the most important question the world has ever known, and hoping that God and the Devil himself won't be mad at you for bringing it up.

Which is why I love you so much, btw.
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 14:43
itemforty
I quite enjoyed my time in Christopher Michael Tonio, CA.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 14:44
MrSadistic
I wouldn't mind living in a place called Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 14:46
Butmac
I wouldn't mind living in a place called Jessica Alba.

AMIRITE?! *Awaits high fives*
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 14:47
MrSadistic
*punches butmac in the face*
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 14:48
MaxVest
/high fives Jessica Alba.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 14:49
king3vbo
*gives Camtub a reassuring pat on the back before eviscerating him*
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 14:50
MaxVest
I'm a little short; is four OK?

aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 14:50
aborto thefetus
DVD wins an internet.

Also, what lead you to post this? what's the purpose of this? I am very confused.....
-D-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 14:50
-D-
I love you too. Always.
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 14:52
itemforty
Aborto - nothing relevant, actually. I just felt like blogging and let the smarm flow.
xper's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 15:26
xper
thats pure poetry man...
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 16:24
Sharpless
I want to move to Texas. This is absolutely true.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 17:08
MrSadistic
Texas is OK. Too many Mexicans though.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 18:20
Sharpless
We have more in South Jersey, believe it or not. They're okay folks. They've never stolen my iPod. Czechs did that.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 18:31
MrSadistic
Mexicans are everywhere now. Anyway, besides that there is an overabundance of ten-gallon hats, and large belt buckles. Basically every stereotype about Texas is true, except the redneck parts. I've never seen a Texas redneck in my life.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 19:04
Sharpless
Good. I don't like rednecks.
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 19:46
itemforty
Who does?
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