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Name: Travis
Dtoid name: itemforty
XBL: itemforty
Location: Austin, Tx
Likes: Space Balets, sugar, Win7, Katamari Damacy.
Dislikes: purple, hotmail.com, myspace.com
Little known fact: I invented Spam™.
Favourite type of meat: Spam™
Fighting Style: Leather
Blood Type: LoneStar®

Stuff:
You people are good people and I like seeing you kiss (on camera).

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DESTRUCTOID CANCUN: I'M A DORK edition
itemforty | 3:41 PM on 02.27.2008 43 comments




I mocked up my own fake business card, with the understanding that I can't actually print it out and give to anyone. I even used several different font types, manipulated to the 'nth' degree, just to emulate the style of the original.

It took me >4 hours.

My name is itemforty, and I'm a dork for this community.



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blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 15:50
blehman
Yay business card! Travisforty ftw!
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 15:50
Maurice Tan
Travis Kelldork!
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 16:04
MaxVest
Flounder.
-D-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 16:06
-D-
Travis loves like no other.
Corncobtacular's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 16:06
Corncobtacular
the actual editors should use that design for their own cards
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 16:08
Brian Szabelski
Haha, now we know your secret identity!

Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 16:11
Neonie
Nice
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 16:12
DJDuffy
*face palm* dork.
angusm's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 16:13
angusm
Oh shit!
That's sweet.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 16:15
atheistium
lololol i has the real thing :P
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 16:24
Coonskin05
...Who the fuck is Travis Kelldorf?
CronosBlade's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 16:25
CronosBlade
...Who the fuck is Travis Kelldorf?
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 16:25
Maurice Tan
...Who the fuck is Travis Kelldorf?
BigPopaGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 16:25
BigPopaGamer
...Who the fuck is Travis Kelldorf?
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 16:27
itemforty
@Nihon

Noice! The internet knows me!

@Corncob



@Travis Kelldorf

...Who the fuck is it?
PointingDevice's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 16:28
PointingDevice
...Who the fuck is Travis Kelldorf?
Mason Rhade's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 16:28
Mason Rhade
...Who the fuck is Travis Kelldorf?
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 16:31
BahamutZero
...Who wouldn't fuck Travis Kelldorf?
angusm's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 16:40
angusm
...Who wouldn't Travis Kelldorf fuck?
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 16:46
BluDesign
...Travis Kelldorf fucked me over on that real estate deal back in '89!
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 16:48
MaxVest
This is a Travis of Kelldorfian proportions!
Steel Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 16:51
Steel Squirrel
.......Who the dorf is Travis Kellfuck?
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 17:02
Sharpless
Who _____ ___________ __ ___ _______ ________?
bahss's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 17:18
bahss
Nice man! Makes a blank one for the community to use too! :D
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 17:33
BlindsideDork
Item 39 ftw!
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 17:36
Samit Sarkar
Who the fuck did Travis Kelldorf fuck?
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 17:39
taumpytears
...wanna fuck Travis Kelldorf?
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 17:42
Aziel13
LOL!
kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 17:44
kawitchate
Who Wants to be a Travis Kelldorf?
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 18:04
Neonie
HEY i'm in THAT PICTURE!
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 20:10
007
I would fuck Travis Kelldorf.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 20:41
tazarthayoot
I was fucked by Travis Kelldorf.
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 21:22
Dynamic Sheep
Who the fuck is itemforty?
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 22:23
Aerox
I'm fucking Travis Kelldorf.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 03:06
Bob Muir
I missed the chance to fuck Travis Kelldorf.
bloodylip's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 07:05
bloodylip
I see you're looking to buy a house, Travis Kelldorf.

Also, why is your middle name Travis, too?
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 08:01
Snaileb
aww.. I missed this. Kelldwarf.
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 08:55
itemforty
Bryan is my first name. I don't go by Bryan because I wear glasses.
Mr Wilson's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 11:49
Mr Wilson
Being Travis Kelldorf. Fucking Travis Kelldorf.
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 15:17
Knivy
Travis Nicecardwarf
balth's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 15:57
balth
Travis Kell Dorf on Fishing.
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