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Name: Travis
Dtoid name: itemforty
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Location: Austin, Tx
Likes: Space Balets, sugar, Win7, Katamari Damacy.
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Little known fact: I invented Spam™.
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Blood Type: LoneStar®

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Attn: Women - Finger Drumming is Not Only Cool, but Also Totally Sweet (NVGR)
itemforty | 12:01 PM on 05.04.2008 23 comments




Women of the world, why do you hate finger drumming so much?

I see it all the time; guys, rockin out on a totally kick ass drum solo, using only a steering wheel and the hands God™ gave them, and his girl in the passenger seat pops out of NO WHERE and says, "COULD YOU STOP THAT FOR ONE SECOND FOR CHRIST'S SAKE?"

What the hell is the deal, ladies? Don't you understand that finger drumming is extremely difficult? It's not a gift given to every child born... it's a delicate and amazingly impressive skill, that can take any where from 3-6 hours to master, and 9 times out of 10, is used specifically to kick-ass (a trait that, from my research, all girls want in a dude).

So why front? You want a guy who can dance (which is soooo fucking easy), and all that really means is you want a guy who has good rhythm, right? Well, what else is drumming mastery?

I mean seriously, it's all about fucking anyway.

Thanks for listening,
-itemforty



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22 comments | showing # 1 to 22
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-D-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 12:13
-D-
You haven't lived until itemforty's finger drummed you to climax...

I shouldn't have said that out loud.
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 12:20
bhive01
But you did D.

Knowing is half the battle.
sleepingagain's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 12:28
sleepingagain
your banner is fucking epic, long live the dio
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 12:33
BluDesign
Due to my size, whenever I finger drum it sounds like kodo drums being played which always draws a crowd of Japanese tourists for pictures and weeaboos donning their favorite Naruto shirt.
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 12:36
Coonskin05
Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 12:46
MrSadistic
Banging on a trashcan
Drumming on a streetlight

Playing on my banjo
In the middle of the night
Waking up my neighbors
Not looking for a fight
Just jamming with my friends here
Everything is all right

One little voice is calling me
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 12:55
Justice
That's pretty cool, I must learn to synchronise my beatboxing abilities with my finger drumming ones also.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 12:56
Maurice Tan
I can finger drum a smiley face. Bitches should love that, no?
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 13:11
mistic
the video-guy's a lot better at it then me :p
Justin Villasenor's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 13:35
Justin Villasenor
Thanks for making me want to watch Doug reruns, Sadistic.
nintendoll's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 13:43
nintendoll
@Mr. Sadistic.

i eat my sugared cereal
but it makes my teeth bacterial
i used to think i was such a nerd
i refused to eat that strange bean curd
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 13:49
DaedHead8
Fucking epic. I pride myself on my ability to turn my beer gut into a makeshift drum. I'm not as good as the guy in the video but if we teamed up we could kick out the silly fresh beats.
Elitechief27's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 14:50
Elitechief27
@ Mr. Sadistic and Nintendoll

I need more allowance.
Yodela-hee-hoo
I need more allowance.
Yodela-hee-hoo
I need more allowance.
Yodela-hee-hoo
WHY! BECAUSE I DO!!!!!!!!!
Yodela-heeeeeeeeeeee-hoooooooooo
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 15:21
Samit Sarkar
Pure awesomesauce.
Geo Holyhart's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 15:39
Geo Holyhart
Why else do we have fingers?
SLiFE's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 16:13
SLiFE
I am a rythym junkie, and I came.
braulio09's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 16:38
braulio09
Both itemforty's post and Sadistic's comments made me cum.

Way to go guys....call me ;)
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 18:57
BahamutZero
Word.
MATTFOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 21:25
MATTFOO
Word.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 01:00
Bob Muir
It's our god-given right as men.
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 10:20
galagabug
aaaaaaaaa eeeeeeeee uuuuuuuu...

KILLER TOFU?
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 13:20
MaxVest
This would have been the best thing I saw yesterday if I had seen it yesterday.
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