Women of the world, why do you hate finger drumming so much?
I see it all the time; guys, rockin out on a totally kick ass drum solo, using only a steering wheel and the hands God™ gave them, and his girl in the passenger seat pops out of NO WHERE and says, "COULD YOU STOP THAT FOR ONE SECOND FOR CHRIST'S SAKE?"
What the hell is the deal, ladies? Don't you understand that finger drumming is extremely difficult? It's not a gift given to every child born... it's a delicate and amazingly impressive skill, that can take any where from 3-6 hours to master, and 9 times out of 10, is used specifically to kick-ass (a trait that, from my research, all girls want in a dude).
So why front? You want a guy who can dance (which is soooo fucking easy), and all that really means is you want a guy who has good rhythm, right? Well, what else is drumming mastery?
Due to my size, whenever I finger drum it sounds like kodo drums being played which always draws a crowd of Japanese tourists for pictures and weeaboos donning their favorite Naruto shirt.
Playing on my banjo
In the middle of the night
Waking up my neighbors
Not looking for a fight
Just jamming with my friends here
Everything is all right
Fucking epic. I pride myself on my ability to turn my beer gut into a makeshift drum. I'm not as good as the guy in the video but if we teamed up we could kick out the silly fresh beats.
I need more allowance.
Yodela-hee-hoo I need more allowance.
Yodela-hee-hoo I need more allowance.
Yodela-hee-hoo WHY! BECAUSE I DO!!!!!!!!!
Yodela-heeeeeeeeeeee-hoooooooooo
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I shouldn't have said that out loud.
Knowing is half the battle.
Drumming on a streetlight
Playing on my banjo
In the middle of the night
Waking up my neighbors
Not looking for a fight
Just jamming with my friends here
Everything is all right
One little voice is calling me
i eat my sugared cereal
but it makes my teeth bacterial
i used to think i was such a nerd
i refused to eat that strange bean curd
I need more allowance.
Yodela-hee-hoo
I need more allowance.
Yodela-hee-hoo
I need more allowance.
Yodela-hee-hoo
WHY! BECAUSE I DO!!!!!!!!!
Yodela-heeeeeeeeeeee-hoooooooooo
Way to go guys....call me ;)
KILLER TOFU?