Women of the world, why do you hate finger drumming so much?

I see it all the time; guys, rockin out on a totally kick ass drum solo, using only a steering wheel and the hands God™ gave them, and his girl in the passenger seat pops out of NO WHERE and says, "COULD YOU STOP THAT FOR ONE SECOND FOR CHRIST'S SAKE?"

What the hell is the deal, ladies? Don't you understand that finger drumming is extremely difficult? It's not a gift given to every child born... it's a delicate and amazingly impressive skill, that can take any where from 3-6 hours to master, and 9 times out of 10, is used specifically to kick-ass (a trait that, from my research, all girls want in a dude).

So why front? You want a guy who can dance (which is soooo fucking easy), and all that really means is you want a guy who has good rhythm, right? Well, what else is drumming mastery?

I mean seriously, it's all about fucking anyway.

Thanks for listening,
-itemforty