The Lakota Sioux DECLARED SOVEREIGN NATION STATUS yesterday, the 20th of December. The Sioux, whom you all know to be pretty big rock stars of their own right, plan to break off from the United States and go independent with their owno lando. For those who are aware, that's property that branches over 4 states: Nebraska, North Dakota, South Dakota and Montana.
Moreover, the Sioux are welcoming all those who wish to seek shelter or escape from the U.S. open arms as they plan to work towards finally getting away from the [sensationalist phrase] and [rhetorically charged assumption] (note: the hard facts state some stuff you better read on your own, less you think I'm biased/racist).
Personally, I think this is crazy ass news, but mostly because several different states in America have been trying to pull the "I'll take my NES home" card for years. I know California, Alaska, and Hawaii (duh) have all took the idea pretty seriously.
Look, I really don't know why anyone [
not oppressed by the white man for the sake of uranium and slavery] would want to split off, but I have to remind you guys one thing: I'm from Texas. We've been a nation before, and we are dying to do it again. But if Texas goes independent, the country is going to be literally split-in-half.
So, yeah, pretty interesting stuff going on.
Via:
USA Today,
CommonDreams.org
Edit: Here is the section of the US that would be Lakota Territory.
I'll drink to that.
@Hito
We don't want Bush back, thanks though.
*looks up at the Upper Peninsula* Don't you get any ideas, now. You've tried twice before and failed. You have to keep being our hat.
Alcoholics/homeless....check.
Casinos....check.
SARS and indian blankets....check.
Advanced Military Force armed with bows and arrows...check.
Nope, we're good to go for this whole succession thing. I can't think of anything else we need.
On a more serious note, the US owns all the airspace around them. Between trade embargos, licensing fees for working through US airspace, the setting up of their own police force, economy, currency, educational system and rehabilitation programs, I'm fairly sure this has as much chance of working as a sex worker has a chance of not dying in GTA after giving the ole' shocks a workout.
Thanks for brightening my day tho, item ;)