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American News for Americans: Lakota Sioux Might Fuck Right Off
itemforty | 9:34 AM on 12.21.2007 29 comments





The Lakota Sioux DECLARED SOVEREIGN NATION STATUS yesterday, the 20th of December. The Sioux, whom you all know to be pretty big rock stars of their own right, plan to break off from the United States and go independent with their owno lando. For those who are aware, that's property that branches over 4 states: Nebraska, North Dakota, South Dakota and Montana.

Moreover, the Sioux are welcoming all those who wish to seek shelter or escape from the U.S. open arms as they plan to work towards finally getting away from the [sensationalist phrase] and [rhetorically charged assumption] (note: the hard facts state some stuff you better read on your own, less you think I'm biased/racist).

Personally, I think this is crazy ass news, but mostly because several different states in America have been trying to pull the "I'll take my NES home" card for years. I know California, Alaska, and Hawaii (duh) have all took the idea pretty seriously.

Look, I really don't know why anyone [not oppressed by the white man for the sake of uranium and slavery] would want to split off, but I have to remind you guys one thing: I'm from Texas. We've been a nation before, and we are dying to do it again. But if Texas goes independent, the country is going to be literally split-in-half.

So, yeah, pretty interesting stuff going on.

Via: USA Today, CommonDreams.org

Edit: Here is the section of the US that would be Lakota Territory.



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Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2007 09:37
Snaileb
Never thought that would happen.. is it possible?
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2007 09:44
shipero
Hey, if they want south eastern Montana let 'em have it.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2007 09:48
Bob Muir
Now let's see if Bush decides to break a few laws to keep them part of the US.
Electrobes's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2007 09:48
Electrobes
Good luck with them trying to actually pull it off.
JACK of No Trades's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2007 09:49
JACK of No Trades
Viva la Revolution! Give it 10 to 20 years. We are due for one.
fyre's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2007 09:56
fyre
God, this is awesome. They are my new heroes.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2007 09:58
wardrox
You know what you guys need? More Riots.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2007 09:59
MrSadistic
From Texas huh? I'm from Texas as well. We should start a revolution sometime, I mean I'm too lazy to do all the planning and go through with it, but it would be nice to imagine starting one.
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2007 10:03
s0lesurviv0r
So prisoner escapees don't have to run all the way to canada now? But seriously, do they have some kind of infrastructure established already, law enforcement, currency, judicial systems?
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2007 10:04
Justice
That's pretty sweet!
Mr Wilson's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2007 10:05
Mr Wilson
Fight the power!! Fight the powers that be!!
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2007 10:06
s0lesurviv0r
I don't think Texas is ready to become an independent nation anytime soon, we still bitch about people jumping the border on one side. I'd hate to see the ruckus when people are jumping in from everywhere.
Spykron's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2007 10:06
Spykron
i agree with Jack, in about 10 years this stuff will be happening more. what a mess.
Mason Rhade's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2007 10:09
Mason Rhade
Being in the United States is like being a part of the Mafia. Once your in, your in for life.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2007 10:14
blehman
Wow. That's awesome. I hope it works. Then maybe Texas can withdraw too.
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2007 10:15
Hitogoroshi
Texas can become an independent country. Take Bush and your voters with you :P.
Lou Chou's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2007 10:16
Lou Chou
i've just come to the realisation that i own 89% of Iowa... they can keep it, though. i'm nice like that... !
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2007 10:21
itemforty
@MrSadistic
I'll drink to that.

@Hito
We don't want Bush back, thanks though.
Origim's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2007 10:39
Origim
This is an amazing move by the Lakota Sioux and makes a nice news story. Fact of the matter is they are no different then any other nation this country has defeated and should be treated as such. By that I mean look at all the economic aid we gave the Japanese after WWII. The reality is if they carry this to far they will end up being conquered again without a single shot being fired. Simple economic sanctions and the cutting off of all resources going into the area will end this revolt rather quickly. Personally I hope it doesnt as this is going to make the country a rather interesting place to be.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2007 10:53
Aaron Mxy Yost
Yeah, good luck with that guys.
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2007 11:23
Dynamic Sheep
Good for Sioux... VIVA LA REVOLUCION!
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2007 11:26
Brian Szabelski
Good luck Sioux people.

*looks up at the Upper Peninsula* Don't you get any ideas, now. You've tried twice before and failed. You have to keep being our hat.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2007 13:35
Sharpless
Good for them. I hope they succeed. May they take the power back, as Rage Against The Machine may or may not have once said. Zack de la Rocha is crying tears of joy, somewhere.
Arugala9's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2007 21:11
Arugala9
So we get to kill some more Indians?
balth's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2007 09:40
balth
Let's see... infrastructure...infrastructure...

Alcoholics/homeless....check.

Casinos....check.

SARS and indian blankets....check.

Advanced Military Force armed with bows and arrows...check.

Nope, we're good to go for this whole succession thing. I can't think of anything else we need.


On a more serious note, the US owns all the airspace around them. Between trade embargos, licensing fees for working through US airspace, the setting up of their own police force, economy, currency, educational system and rehabilitation programs, I'm fairly sure this has as much chance of working as a sex worker has a chance of not dying in GTA after giving the ole' shocks a workout.

Thanks for brightening my day tho, item ;)
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2007 15:46
Cheeburga
Awesome. :]
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2007 18:06
king3vbo
WIN!
dprime's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2008 02:18
dprime
This is so fucking stupid. The economy of those whole areas would completely collapse without the US, no matter how gratifying it feels for people with a 12 year-old's geopolitical mind to think this is a good idea.
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