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hey, I need some help on a quest and my normal friends aren't online. anyone who wants to jump in on a
game should hit me up, CharlieGold on Argent Dawn. read more
I am having a Spring Cleaning Sale™ on Ebay® and wanted to make sure to spread the knowledge to everyone possible.
You can call me a whore if you want, but let me say one thing:
I had to sell my 360 because I'm so poor.
So stop judging me and look through my auctions to see if you like anything. If you buy things [that you might need [like pants]] then I can possibly buy another 360 so I can have fun again.
Please?
Also, cocks.
Seriously though, fellas, if you don't own a pair of 7's, you are totally missing out. I know it might look like a fuck ton of money for a pair of pants but I swear to Jim that 7's are the most comfortable pair of pants you will ever own... and they fucking last forever... and I get fucking compliments on them all the time. Seriously. Girls fucking love a guy in designer jeans, mostly because they actually fucking fit us correctly without being baggy in the inner-thigh. Must be good because I get compliments all.the.time. I mean, I don't really care since I already know that I'm fucking awesome but whatever. read more
Women of the world, why do you hate finger drumming so much?
I see it all the time; guys, rockin out on a totally kick ass drum solo, using only a steering wheel and the hands God™ gave them, and his girl in the passenger seat pops out of NO WHERE and says, "COULD YOU STOP THAT FOR ONE SECOND FOR CHRIST'S SAKE?"
What the hell is the deal, ladies? Don't you understand that finger drumming is extremely difficult? It's not a gift given to every child born... it's a delicate and amazingly impressive skill, that can take any where from 3-6 hours to master, and 9 times out of 10, is used specifically to kick-ass (a trait that, from my research, all girls want in a dude).
So why front? You want a guy who can dance (which is soooo fucking easy), and all that really means is you want a guy who has good rhythm, right? Well, what else is drumming mastery?
Name: Travis
Dtoid name: itemforty
PSN: no
XBL: itemforty
Wii: no
Location: Austin, Tx
Likes: Cooking, guitars, short girls with glasses and red hair, snuggling, blood, shots of liquor
Dislikes: plain text, hotmail.com
Little known fact: I invented music.
Favourite type of meat: vagina
Fighting Style: love
Blood Type: Jameson
Stuff:
When I'm not playing video games (PS2, 360, PC, DS), I am working on several different [seemingly unending] music projects, trying to make a webcomic, and studying for various tech certs.
I really enjoy the atmosphere here at Destructoid, and I hope that someday I can meet some of you guys in person for some bagels and lox.
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