Warning: if you find talks of PMS (Pre-Menstrual Syndrome) icky, please do not read on.
A slightly off-the-ball topic of 'hormones' is plaguing my thoughts on this (rainy, miserable, dull, go-back-to-bed) day. Yeah, I have a lovely bout of PMS heading straight in my direction.
Currently all pleasurable thoughts are stacked as high as a collapsing Jenga tower, replaced by a few days of mood swinging, irritability, and good ole' fashioned swearing at those who do not sympathise with my pain.
This is a slightly awkward time for work, because although I am pretty good at keeping my emotions separate from the countless, faceless morons who do not know how to read/walk/think, I still find that in my head at least, I am swearing at them, and notably less happy-go-lucky than usual.
Perhaps working with so many male colleagues makes me feel like I stand out even more, and I sometimes wonder if they notice my changing of moods.
Still, should I ever lose the bottle and lash out at an unsuspecting customer (with involvement of a very very heavy PS3 and maybe a few HD-DVDs to hurl afterward), I can always
get off the hook with the age-old excuse of "
sorry, I was pre-mesntrual" :D
Befoe you wreck yo'self
IT GIVES ME YET ANOTHER EXCUSE TO POST THIS 'TOON!!!
Trust me. Not all girls are the same, so their mood swings aren't always "grumpy" but I can tell. I think it's my sixth sense and I hate it. It's only good when my girlfriend starts getting moody, then I know it's that time of the month.
And then I just ignore the petty argument she throws out there :).
Wait, wait, wait, you're trying to suppress these feelings with alcohol? Don't you think that'll just compound the problem.
Too soon bro, too soon xD
When she starts flowing, forget it. I think sometimes I should take the kids and move out for that whole week every month.
and it just got worse when it actually came, she would really suffer from abdominal pains like hell... luckily she never really worked it out on me, but man did I feel sorry for her and since then for every woman, has to be absolute misery to have it... i feel for you!
@thegoldendonut: do not underestimate the power of Smirnoff.