Apparently, there was some kinda popular animation a while back called "The Ultimate showdown" that was about an ultimate fight between every hero ever. This was all fine and good until the guys who made it started putting out shirts with the lyrics on it. Now, here in america, we have a little something called "LOLLAWSUIT" where you sue everybody for everything. allways. Because these shirts have these characters names on them, they are infringing on copyright laws. can you say, "Ultimate law suit"

Nice knowing you ultimate showdown guys

The New DS platform game "Drawn To Life" just launched today.
Whats the gimmick? You can draw and design the main character


The number one drawn character?

Cocks.


Second?


Giant pairs of walking tits.


Truly an innovative peice of software.

PRINCESS!



ahh Zelda in the 90s.
Whore for all mediums of entertainment.

recently, I have fail'd.
Very, very hard.

Why did I fail you ask?

Well, I traded my copy of Turok 2 for the n64 for "Evangelion" and "Super Robot Wars" for the n64.

I miss turok... D:

I'm just posting this to gloat that I just found all three scenarios of Shining Force 3 for the Sega Saturn at a flea Market for 5 dollars. I bought that som' bitch so fast, you wouldn't even habeeb it.

Time to go find my Saturn and pop these babys in.


Hugn'kisses
-buttz

If you saw my last blog, I've been preparing these things a little sloppily.
But, I'm gonna try and fix that as time goes on.


Every once in a while, a game comes along that everyone who plays it loves.
A game thats funny, involving, fun to play... and I flippin' hate.

Case and point,
"Phonix Wright Ace Attourney: Trials and Tribulations" for the nintendo DS. After a tip from one of my close friends to import this game, I did. I said to myself, "What the hell, I have an extra 30 bucks to blow"

Little did I know that I COULD have spent that thirty bucks on a hooker and getting the clap from said hooker. That actually would have been a SMARTER way to spent said 30 dollars, then to buy this game.

Anyways to the actual game. The text drags on FOREVER with useless shit, and when you finally get to do something you are either

A. Asleep.
B. Turning off the game.
C. Turning off the game while asleep.

Then through some mericle that you are awake when the time finally comes to make a choice
BAM
WALL OF TEXT

It's like, If I wanted to read a book, I'd read a book! It's not fun, nor are the storys that interesting. It's like "Law and Order" for the mentally impaired. Now have you ever met a girl that you really like, but there is just one thing about her that just irks you? Like the way she sneezzes is a little annoying? Well this game is like a girl that you totally hate with a burning passion, who just walks around and is made up of NOTHING but that little things that annoy you.

For instance, every time the character "Maya" talks, I honestly want to shut off the game. everything she says is annoying and not funny at all. Not to mention that every other sentance she "speaks" you hear this annoying little ping.

Also, In EVERY CASE you know there is going to be some flamboyant ass guy who you just want to beat with a rake, but what I dread msot off all, is when those flamboyant guys talk. THEY ALWAYS MAKE THIS ANNOYING SMACKING SOUND WHEN THEY MOVE. And I know what you're thinking, "Just shut off your volume" but that is the only thing that is redeemable about this game. It gives this game just a tiny but of the drama and interesting...ness (umm...wut?) it so desperatly needs.


Seriously. Don't buy this game. Or Any Phoneix Wright's for that matter.
2/10