If you saw my last blog, I've been preparing these things a little sloppily.
But, I'm gonna try and fix that as time goes on.
Every once in a while, a game comes along that everyone who plays it loves.
A game thats funny, involving, fun to play... and I flippin' hate.
Case and point,
"Phonix Wright Ace Attourney: Trials and Tribulations" for the nintendo DS. After a tip from one of my close friends to import this game, I did. I said to myself, "What the hell, I have an extra 30 bucks to blow"
Little did I know that I COULD have spent that thirty bucks on a hooker and getting the clap from said hooker. That actually would have been a SMARTER way to spent said 30 dollars, then to buy this game.
Anyways to the actual game. The text drags on FOREVER with useless shit, and when you finally get to do something you are either
A. Asleep.
B. Turning off the game.
C. Turning off the game while asleep.
Then through some mericle that you are awake when the time finally comes to make a choice
BAM
WALL OF TEXT
It's like, If I wanted to read a book, I'd read a book! It's not fun, nor are the storys that interesting. It's like "Law and Order" for the mentally impaired. Now have you ever met a girl that you really like, but there is just one thing about her that just irks you? Like the way she sneezzes is a little annoying? Well this game is like a girl that you totally hate with a burning passion, who just walks around and is made up of NOTHING but that little things that annoy you.
For instance, every time the character "Maya" talks, I honestly want to shut off the game. everything she says is annoying and not funny at all. Not to mention that every other sentance she "speaks" you hear this annoying little ping.
Also, In EVERY CASE you know there is going to be some flamboyant ass guy who you just want to beat with a rake, but what I dread msot off all, is when those flamboyant guys talk. THEY ALWAYS MAKE THIS ANNOYING SMACKING SOUND WHEN THEY MOVE. And I know what you're thinking, "Just shut off your volume" but that is the only thing that is redeemable about this game. It gives this game just a tiny but of the drama and interesting...ness (umm...wut?) it so desperatly needs.
Seriously. Don't buy this game. Or Any Phoneix Wright's for that matter.
2/10
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Yes, well, that girl you can bend over a chair and take your frustrations out on. If she yells too loudly, just like the DS you can turn her sound off.
The DS, more specifically, the Ace Wright cartridge, you cannot do the same to, lest you get imprints from the pins on the end on your Mr. Wilson.
On a more serious note, you're one of the few people I've heard haven't enjoyed this game; most people know going in it is a wall-o-text™ game. Harvey Birdman should be similar, and I shall be picking it up henceforth.
Did I get that thing you sent me, Mr. Hippo? Oh yes; yes, I *did*.
That is all.
Personally I just love killing them.
Considering its a game about being an attorney I dont really know what you expected from it. It was unlikely that it was gonna be an action packed adventure full of sex, aliens and sexy aliens
For serial, the Phoniex Wright games are basically just illustrated choose your own adventure books. To say they suck because they have a lot of text is like saying teh Halos suck because they have a lot of shooting in them, and you are a pacifist. It's not that they suck, you just don't like what they have to offer.
Kay, just checking.
No. I never said that.
Quit putting your furry words in my mouth.
I said, This game has virtually no interaction. Like at all.
If you liked the first two, Don't buy this game.
If you DIDN'T like the first two, Don't buy this game.