Between now and tomorrow... there's me enjoying myself to some smoke and a nice downloaded AVI movie. But before I jump on the couch, let's sit down and talk about my soon to be here PS3 and of course - watch a couple of funny videos.

Enjoy this video, preferably if you smoked some dope or sucked on a crack glass pipe - BEHOLD: CARTOON ALL-STARS TO THE RESCUE! An old-school vid actually FUNNIER than those hilarious abovetheinfluence commercials.

With an Introduction by none other than George Bush Sr. and Barbara of course.


Aaaah... HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa - Epic. Goodtimes, goodtimes.



My pretty-pretty sexy girl of a PS3 is finally coming back to me. You see, she stopped playing my discs and since I couldn't get nice and comfy to watch a BLU-RAY movie with her. I had to send her into the shop - that was almost 2 weeks ago.

Tomorrow, after them sending me the box, me returning the box with the PS3 in it and them looking over the machine (if at all) etc etc... and then sending it - just tonight it arrived back here in LA. By tomorrow night, I am certain I will be rocking some ROCK BAND.

I assume it will be a different console. I don't know - I'll check the serial. But who cares, it's a clone of my baby sexy-back PS3. It's after all, not her body... it's the things she does for you.

If you ever want to know how long it takes to get your PS3 back from PCE it takes 2 weeks. Well, slightly less. From the day you call: 12 DAYS

Suck it dry.



Mmmmm, yes.