My emotionally high-maintenance cat decided the best way to wish me a Merry Christmas was to drop two of my DVD/video game-heavy aluminum shelves on my ankles as I slept. The victims - three full shelves of DVD's, two full shelves of video games, a printer and two external HDD's - all survived the fall unharmed. A surprisingly high number of older games ended up near my head, perhaps hinting that they should be played again sometime during this century.
I give it a solid 7.0 for presentation, 8.0 for style, but only a 3 as I survived the twisted metal carnage.
The villain of this story in living color.
Worst misuse of Photoshop evah.