games  anime  |  toys
This is a Dtoid readers's blog. For staff blogs click here. Confused? read this Create you own!  |   Members: Login now





Underwhelming Saints Row 2 DLC Wave 2 Teaser Is Underwhelming
ikiryou | 1:49 PM on 05.07.2009 7 comments


Volition's answer to my insatiable hunger for fresh Saints Row 2 DLC appears to consist of...two purple bandanas. Gaze in abject awe at their undeniable blandness.





Despite the fact that their first wave of DLC didn't quite live up to my skyhigh expectations - I was hoping for a new island, new gangs to kill, Gary Busy portraying an aging hitman with a heart of gold - I'm still hoping Volition can pull something new out of their bag of tricks for DLC waves two and three. Preferably this will happen before Red Faction: Guerrilla hits my PS3. That's when I'll be trading in 3rd Street drivebys for a sandbox of the red variety.



Attached photos:

Photo Photo

  related blogs:
 

Is this post awesome? Vote it up!

0


Comment with Facebook





Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid





New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

7 comments | showing # 1 to 7

prev next

RonBurgandy2010's Destructoid Blog
This is just a sneak peek of the DLC, as the original post at the liked site said. At least, I hope that's what it is.
Bulkmailer's Destructoid Blog
Fuck yeah, two bandanas! How did you get those lines in your awesomely neat sidebar?
fetusmilk's Destructoid Blog
_____________ these?
Bulkmailer's Destructoid Blog
_____________
Oh, duh.
ikiryou's Destructoid Blog
@Ron, but isn't it seriously underwhelming? Shouldn't they be trying to excite us and make us scream needlessly at the monitor "Here! Take my muthafrakkin monay!!"? Fellow Gamers of the World, am I so wrong for wanting more out of our DLC? We pay cash for that shite!
RonBurgandy2010's Destructoid Blog
For the time being, I'm staying optimistic and guessing that they have a bit more up their sleeves. The site is boasting this as "first screenshots." If this were all that was in the DLC, it would probably read more along the lines of "This is the DLC pack announcement, this is everything in the pack" or whatever. I think this pack is going to have a little more than a bandanna. I could be wrong though.
hpv's Destructoid Blog
Ikiryou: You're not wrong. Saints Row 2 is still my favorite game of this generation. I've played around 75 hours of it (35+ in co-op) and, while I don't regret buying Ultor Exposed, it's profoundly disappointing. I'm not sure I've ever been so disappointed with a video game in my life. They even managed to make me like Saints Row 2 a little less because of the experience.

They seemed to completely miss what's great about Saints Row when doing that pack. They put in three terrible missions (seriously, they're the worst in the game BY FAR), some multiplayer maps that NO ONE will even look at, some (mostly bleh) character customization options, and a handful of vehicles that actually detract from the game rather than add to it.

What they should be focusing on is adding diversions. Those are really the meat of the game as far as I'm concerned. And give us some fucking reward for it! If you want to add new vehicles, don't put them in the garage put them in the world and add a chop shop so we have a reason to hunt them down. Hell, make them SUPER hard to acquire. I don't care, that's what's fun about the game. It's got ridiculous, over-the-top style combined with a fun mechanic, and just enough of a collection aspect to keep you going without burning you out on it so you don't want to keep playing the game.

Ultor Exposed not only dropped all of the good parts, but it burned out in an instant. Did anyone spend more than an hour on the content in there? Because at $35 I spent less than 50 cents/hour on the main game and paying 20x that for easily the worst content in Saints Row 2 goes beyond disappointment.

That said, if these bandannas account for less than half a percent of DLC pack 2 I wouldn't mind having them.


prev next


Comment with Facebook





Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid





New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

Comments policy

Destructoid is an open discussion community. You don't need to "audition" to post a comment - just speak your mind. We respect differing opinions on the site, so have at it. Be smart, funny, insightful, clueless, or cute -- but back it up with substance. Keep your cool, keep it fun. We only ask that you act respectfully and above all: don't be a troll and ruin it for everyone else. Don't bring down gamers or we'll, you know, gently shoot you in the face and stuff you into a flaming mailbox. Each comment is your opportuntity to make this community awesomer. Is that even a word?

Avoiding the banhammer only requires common sense: spamming, trolling, racism, NSFW stuff, and other forms of sucking will not be tolerated. If anyone is griefing please report abuse. Be good. Don't suck!

 about me

If you're going to shoot - shoot - don't talk.





I'll play almost anything you put into my console. Except for peanut butter sandwiches. That would just fuck up the BD drive. While on the go I get my game on with the DS and PSP. Yay for portable gaming.

I'm currently cycling through the following games, between work, very intermittent blogging and online dating [oh shite...]:

PS2 | Xbox | PS3 [en rotation]
_____________________________________________
Demon's Souls
Borderlands
Dragon Age: Origins
Folklore
Killzone 2
Eternal Poison
Sacred 2
Persona PSP


Finished Games (for 2009)
____________________________________________
inFamous
Red Faction Guerilla
Phantasy Star Portable
Armored Core Formula Front PSP
Saints Row 2 (2x)
Fallout 3 (good karma)

PSP | DS
____________________________________________
Final Fantasy Dissidia
Megami Ibunroku: Devil Survivor
Disgaea: Afternoon of Darkness
Valhalla Knights 2
Monster Hunter Freedom 2 / G



Games I'm lusting after:
____________________________________________
Borderlands
White Knight Story
Demon's Souls
ASH: Archaic Sealed Heat [Still...]
Tales of The World: Radiant Mythology 2



SNES Allstars
___________________________________________
Shadowrun
Mechwarrior
Super Empire Strikes Back
Chrono Trigger
Metal Combat: Falcon's Revenge
Soldiers of Fortune

Genesis Honorable Mention: Flashback [!!!]










 friends' updates
Elsa's Profile Elsa
MAG Beta Impressions - For the Hardcore or Weekend Warrior?
Jim Sterling's Profile Jim Sterling
Raskulls still looks adorable in these new screens
Josh Tolentino's Profile Josh Tolentino
Is Valve building a digital distribution monopoly?
Kraid's Profile Kraid
Why Super Mario Bros. is Citizen Kane
Xzyliac's Profile Xzyliac
100 Artist Rock Band Needs: Part 1 of 10
Y0j1mb0's Profile Y0j1mb0
PS3 Friday Night Fights: I CAN'T MOVE EDITION


 

 
  get involved

register or login
post a blog
post a forum
enter a contest
contribute a news tip
suggest a feature
be a guest editor
support

new member's guide
login assistance
tech support
report abuse
email our editors
read our dev blog
nuclear crisis?
keep in touch

RSS feed
Twitter
Facebook
Myspace
Flickr
Game nights
Meetup+play online
seriously

about Destructoid
advertising
terms of use
privacy policy
jobs at MM
buy our crap
our network

Tomopop
Japanator
Despingation?




Destructoid is an independently-run publication forged by our love of video games and the gaming community's need of accountable enthusiast press
living the dream since March 16, 2006