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Xbox>> Skyrim, Saints Row: The Third, Saints Row 2, Divinity II, Dead Island
PSP>> Lord of Arcana, Persona 3P, Gods Eater Burst, Phantasy Star P2
WII:: Monster Hunter Tri (code: CJNDU2), Red Steel 2, No More Heroes: Desperate Struggle
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Instead of getting a press release from publisher Eidos glorifying their upcoming Batman game Arkham Asylum as the pinnacle of all multiplatform gaming experiences, we're greeted by today's Kotaku offering:
Several mags have their review code already, but have to sit on their reviews until a hateful embargo expires at the end of the month. But Eidos, ever the helpful fellows that they are, have been offering a way around this embargo. If you dedicate the cover of your mag to Arkham Asylum and guarantee a score of at least 90%, Eidos will allow you to run the review early.
Hopefully their upcoming assimilation by Square Enix will flush away the unethical turds in Eidos' toilet and start anew with a fresh, shiny bowl. Or it might make the whole stink worse if it backs up over the seat. Either way, it might take a lot of Lysol to get rid of that stench. Kane and Lynch, anyone?