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Nintendo Fanboys are scary...
Skribble \| 6:32 PM on 01.16.2008	23 comments

EDIT:
Apparently this is a parody of a thread over on Smashboards, so no it isn't real. But he's doing a good job of being a creepy psycho fanboy.....

g...good job?....hell now I'm just confused.
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Seriously.... what the fuck

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This dude, ^ that one up there, is probably the most insane fanboy I've seen on video. I've seen some crazy motherfucks on forums going off their heads at the most inane comments. But this guy. He takes the cake.

He uses "..." in his speech, for example. "And thart gamestop NUB waz orl liek dot dot dot dot dot dot". Nub and nublet and all that other bullshit jargon spouted by dumbasses who think they're too cool for school.

And look at his face, just look at it. That shit makes me ill.

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22 comments | showing # 1 to 22

EternalDeathSlayer says:
(# 0) on 01/16/2008 18:40

I have no audio at work so I can't listen, but he looks like a real fucking loser.

BTW, where's the content? The typing? The words that mock this man/freak and let us know what you think?

Sorry to be a dickhead, but I'm on a crusade for more actual blogging in the c-blogs.

aborto thefetus says:
(# 1) on 01/16/2008 18:40

I'm not even going to watch this. The still image tells me alone that this video will be miserable.
I swear something snaps in my head everytime I see a video like this.

aborto thefetus says:
(# 2) on 01/16/2008 18:47

@EDS

Actually, if there is one thing I noticed it's that the less content you have, the more people read it. Which is depressing for the people who actually write long blogs.

Trevor McGee says:
(# 3) on 01/16/2008 18:47

He was pretty bad, but I don't know some PS3 fanboys are pretty bad too. I haven't really seen many XBox 360 fanboys displaying this level of stupidity or on the level of that Chad Warren kid or whatever his name is. I'm sure there are some out there though, every console has it's reject fanboys.

ceark says:
(# 4) on 01/16/2008 18:47

jesus christ what the hell is wrong with this guy?

Trevor McGee says:
(# 5) on 01/16/2008 18:47

Vegas says:
(# 6) on 01/16/2008 18:48

I'm hoping that's not real.

This blog needs moar text, give your opinion at least.

EternalDeathSlayer says:
(# 7) on 01/16/2008 18:51

@ aborto: Yes, I know. But you don't need to write a long blog, just a paragraph or two, like they do it on the front page. Like 6 or 7 sentences, maybe even less depending on the content. I write decent length blogs and seem to get a lot of hits, which is actually suprising to me. I guess I don't fail anymore.

Hopefully we can make sure others do not fail either.

Scary Womanizing Pig Mask says:
(# 8) on 01/16/2008 18:51

Sound is working on my comp. Anyone want to post a summary?

aborto thefetus says:
(# 9) on 01/16/2008 18:54

@Trevor

You know it's funny, that in so many of the PS3 fanboy videos they accuse 360 fanboys of saying that the PS3 has no games, yet I have never seen a 360 fanboy video.

Magesx says:
(# 10) on 01/16/2008 18:59

Welcome to the internet.

Population: Wii.

Skribble says:
(# 11) on 01/16/2008 18:59

@EternalDeathSlayer

I meant no harm by my short blog post, I merely wanted to share the horror I felt when I watched this. But rest assured I'll make a much more concerted effort from now on!

Seriously though, this guy, what the fuck.

Spartacus says:
(# 12) on 01/16/2008 19:01

This is actually a mocking of this Smashboards thread. So this video is actually sort of funny.

The tragedy here is the sheer stupidity of the replies on this loser's post, most of which are along the lines of "Have my babies!" and "You my friend are epic!" and "Bravo! Way to stick it to the man!"

Wedge says:
(# 13) on 01/16/2008 19:02

Like any such material, it sucks, that's the summary. Oh and the video is dumb too.

Trevor McGee says:
(# 14) on 01/16/2008 19:05

Somehow I managed to double post, don't quite know how though. I didn't reload at the message preview screen or anything. Ah well.

But anyway, yeah, I see a majority of fanboy videos are of PS3 owners trying to sound big and bad for owning one. Nintendo comes in second I believe, but by a large margin apart from the PS3 fanboys and then the XBox 360 fanboys come in last as I hardly ever see any real full on blind fanboy videos from them.

Unpro says:
(# 15) on 01/16/2008 19:06

I watched this all, and by jesus cry-st i feel bad for his computer all the porn he must watch is probably killing it. i work at TRU, in the rzone department(look at me im special too GUYZ)theres no data sheet, and ship dates dont compare with release dates (got halo 5 days before it was released).

You know whats funny, i know a person who actually talks like his gamespot impersonations and is just as annoying

Also I thought noob was restricted to online gaming only, something nintendo has been lacking in.

9" of solid snake.. hahahahahahahahahahahaha, so bad.

If that was real, some people really need to either buy a different console, or stop keeping in touch with part-time bosses.

Lithium says:
(# 16) on 01/16/2008 19:08

This has to be fake. There's no way somone can fail that much

taumpytears says:
(# 17) on 01/16/2008 19:09

This is hilarious. He needs a spot on a tv show. This is great parody.

DanMazkin says:
(# 18) on 01/16/2008 19:11

I can only stand to watch half of the video. He doesn't have a black eye or any marks on his face, and I'd only watch the rest of it if the story ended with him getting punched repeatedly in the face.

moot button says:
(# 19) on 01/16/2008 19:21

god i hope a gamestop employee rebuttal video pops up, nublets will b srsly pwned

iDano84 says:
(# 20) on 01/16/2008 21:30

Well, thats 7 min and 4 seconds of my life wasted...and thats a lot, I'm a smoker.

cjpkiller says:
(# 21) on 01/17/2008 02:07

idano, I feel the same way.

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