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On the maturity of video games
hygraed | 3:06 PM on 06.07.2008 16 comments


I just watched the new Saint's Row 2 trailer, in which they draw a contrast between going bowling (as in GTA4) and stealing a sewage truck and spraying shit all over pedestrians.

Who the hell are they trying to draw in with this trailer? Have you been playing GTA4, enjoying it but secretly thinking that it would be just that much better if you could cover unsuspecting pedestrians with fecal matter? This is the same Jackass shit that the Tony Hawk series devolved into, and the reason the GTA series is still good is that it stands on its own merits rather than resorting to "YEAH SPRAY THAT SHIT ALL OVER THE OLD PEOPLE ROCK ON BROHEIM!!!"

Maybe I'm in the minority (considering GTA's sales I doubt it), but I like the GTA games because they remind me of the types of stylish, gritty crime movies I so enjoy. Said stylish, gritty crime movies do not, as a rule, feature such sophomoric bullshit as what's depicted in the Saint's Row trailer. Maybe they're trying to draw in the people who bought the licensed Jackass games, but I would hope that most people with half a brain would opt for something a bit more intelligent than SR2.

Oh, also I got stoned for the first time last night. It basically ruled.



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MATTFOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2008 15:34
MATTFOO
i wanna spray my shit all over you.
HawtPawkitHero's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2008 15:34
HawtPawkitHero
i wanna spray my shit all over you.
HawtPawkitHero's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2008 15:49
HawtPawkitHero
What Reaprar meant to say was:

i wanna spray my shit all over you.
Arugala9's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2008 15:54
Arugala9
i wanna spray my shit all over you.
Passionate Styos's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2008 16:01
Passionate Styos
"Oh, also I got stoned for the first time last night. It basically ruled."

Nice, yeah, whatever, nobody cares, just get stoned more often so you get to kill all of your brain cells so you don't have to type anymore on this site.
kepler's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2008 16:19
kepler
Well, this blog clearly didn't quite go to plan.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2008 16:22
AgentMOO
i wanna spray my shit all over you.
Ninjajuice's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2008 16:59
Ninjajuice
This is pretty much exactly what beamed through my head as I watched that garbage. Seriously, they're pandering to the drunken frat-boy demographic. And sadly, this game will probably become a smash, because people are shit-heads.
Chaosye's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2008 17:04
Chaosye
i wanna spray my shit all over you.
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2008 17:10
TrailerParkJesus
lol yallz is funny sumtimes
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2008 19:09
Aaron Mxy Yost
I bet dry cleaners got excited, hoping there will be in IRL copycats who want to spray my shit all over you.
hygraed's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2008 20:08
hygraed
I'm not saying we should have only mature games. I'm simply espousing my own personal opinion on the Saint's Row trailer; I prefer my crime games, like my crime movies, to have a gritty feel to them. While the GTA games certainly have their silly moments, they possess an atmosphere that is by and large fairly heavy. Goofy games definitely have their place; it's when that goofiness actually dilutes the game's identity that problems begin to crop up (see again, Tony Hawk).
hygraed's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2008 20:09
hygraed
p.s. I want to spray my shit all over ALL of you if you get my drift
Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2008 21:01
Skribble
FUCK YOU FOR EXPRESSING YOUR OWN OPINION!

EVERYONE HERE IS NOT BEING A DOUCHEFAG!
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