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Score Whore Ultimate Review: Eternity's Child Review Controversy
hpv | 5:04 AM on 08.02.2008 14 comments




What makes a great game review controversy review? Is it thoughtful analysis of the analysis of the game? Is it a list of grammatical and stylistic flaws? Is it a summary of the flamebait, trolling, whining, and truth?

Of course not! It's the freaking SCORE!

So here it is, The Score Whore Ultimate Review of The Eternity's Child Review Controversy exclusively at Destructoid.com.

Initial Reviews: 11
Comment Count: 10
CBlog Follow-Ups: 11
Fuck Yous: 10
Entertainment Value: 11
Overall: 11*

* Scoring is on a scale of 0 to 11, because some controversies REALLY suck and some controversies are also cocks.



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Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 06:26
Electro Lemon
What's everyone bitching about? Fuck Dtoid, I get all of my honest reviews from Cashwh0re.com. At least I can trust them.

They gave it a 97 out of 2!
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 06:27
Takeshi
Glad you're back Cobra, the ladies were waiting for your services.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 06:42
Justice
Oh yeah, how was Nigeria Cobra?
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 06:47
Takeshi
P.S. HPV this blog is fail but you'd better not hide it because I want to know all about Cobra's trip to Nigeria.
hpv's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 07:18
hpv
Takeshi: Half right. This blog is made of fail AND win!
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 07:48
Bob Muir
HPV is completely unbiased and was definitely not paid off by [the pro-Luc crowd/the anti-Luc crowd/Ronaldo Workmeng].
Nick Chester's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 11:04
Nick Chester
That picture is hilarious.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 11:16
Brian Szabelski
Where did you find that picture at?
hpv's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 16:12
hpv
NihonTiger90: I googled "under bus" on msn image search after Google let me down.
Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2008 01:27
Skribble
hahahah
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