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7:05 AM on 07.10.2009  

Hey MFer, I Want Some More Ice Tea!: Attach Rate vs The Sony PLAYSTATION 3



So I keep hearing (seemingly from everywhere) that Sony needs a price cut to increase their attach rate. Somehow this is a key component in gaining the upper hand in their competitions with Microsoft and Nintendo. I can't remember everyone who has made this ridiculous claim, but the two who come to mind are some idiot on a 1UP podcast (I can't remember his name, but they're all about equally clueless, with maybe one or two exceptions) and NihonTiger90 (who isn't an idiot, but I do believe got this wrong).

While it's definitely true that selling more units would help Sony in the Console War(tm) and the increased install base would raise software sales numbers overall, this in NO WAY positively affects attach rate. Which since we're on the topic I should point out isn't even the correct term for what is being discussed.

An attach rate is the percentage of console owners who own any particular title (or accessory; see Wii MotionPlus, PSEye, Live Vision camera, etc). So if Sony has sold 7 million PS3s[1] and 1 million copies of Resistance: Fall of Man[2] then the attach rate for Resistance is (very) roughly 14%. While this number is great for boasting that you have huge blockbuster exclusives it, by itself, is not very meaningful to the success of a console. Especially one that is losing its manufacturer a considerable amount of money per unit.

The term these people are usually looking for is tie ratio, the number of software titles purchased (on average) by each console owner. See this article for a more thorough explanation. If Sony has sold 7 million Playstations and their tie ratio is 5.3[3] then 37.1 million games have been sold for the system.

Whatever you want to call it, how the fuck is increasing the install base going to help Sony sell more software units per console? It isn't! And to see why we have to look at who doesn't already own a PS3 but would if it were at that "magical" $299 price point.

We'll start with probably the most relevant demographic around here, the 360 owner. This person might also own a Wii (as well as "legacy" consoles or "mostly-but-not-yet-quite-legacy" PS2), but they're primarily playing Microsoft's Big Box O' Red Rings(tm). They're heavily invested in that platform with extra controllers, a solid games library, and have all of their friends on Xbox Live. While they very well might transition to PS3 as their console of choice (and I'd call this likely, because PS3 is Blatantly Better[tm] than Xbox) in the short run they're entrenched with Microsoft and at least for the first year or two will be playing PS3 only for the Sony exclusives. Which is what, maybe 4 or 5 titles a year, tops? And how many of them will purchase all of those titles? At best they will maintain the tie ratio status quo, while raising the attach rate for a few titles by some degree.

Next we have the casual player. These might be the PopCap crowd or an iPhone user looking for a beefier home experience. Or it could be the guy who likes to play Madden and the occasional FPS or racing game, but he's not devoting all (or even most) of his leisure time to gaming. Perhaps it's someone looking for a solid Blu-Ray player that's guaranteed to receive updates for future titles and occasionally has an interest in video games. These users at best will buy a handful (maybe only one or two) games a year, which if they buy the lower-priced PS3 in large numbers (and I don't honestly believe many of these people exist, but who knows? I certainly didn't bother to look it up with facts or anything) this would significantly depress the tie ratio for Playstation 3, and possibly make a bullshit party game an attach rate blockbuster.

Then we have the Wii-only household. While I can't imagine there are many people this late in the cycle who only own a Wii but have any interest in owning another console, I'm sure a few exist. Maybe they're huge Nintendo fans who have finally gotten fed up with only having one or two games a year that interest them and the sensibilities of the PS3 line-up appeals a bit more than Xbox. But again, there can't be that many of them and the majority of Wii-only owners would have little or no interest in what the PS3 has to offer. So while the Wii audience is different enough from the wider "casual" audience for me to distinguish between the two, their buying habits, in regards to quantity, upon purchasing a PS3 are likely to be very similar. Again, we'd be seeing a significant decrease in tie ratio if they were to come on board. They could help with that party game bullshit, but then wouldn't they just stick to the Wii?

While I find it very hard to believe they exist in any great number, there is also the possibility of a fourth group. The PS2 hold outs. There certainly are enough great games on that platform with a wide enough range of gameplay to have kept someone busy for the past two-and-a-half years, though I find it unlikely that many have held out this long only to pay $300 for the console. If they're waiting on a price drop because they don't think they can afford the system at $400 then how can they be prepared to drop the cash required to bump up Sony's tie ratio and, while the range of older games now marked down to budget prices has greatly increased, what are the chances that enough of these buyers are going to ALL buy even the 5 games required in their first year to keep the tie ratio in place through 2010? If they're out there and haven't made the jump yet, don't expect them to do so until PS3 is down to at least $199.

Maybe I'm so far off base that I'm not even on the field. I'm sure you'll all let me know in the comments if I am. When you do, remember that these conclusions are all based on my opinions (which are better than facts) and please include directions to these people who are too cash-strapped to drop $400 on a PS3 but as soon as it hits $299 would then have enough money to run out and buy 6 games for the system.

Perhaps they'd have enough to buy two Sony exclusives and boost the attach rate for those titles, but how anyone could think that would make a huge difference in Sony's fortunes is beyond me. At best I can see that turning the Playstation 3 into this generation's GameCube or N64. But comfortably profitable in last place isn't exactly what everyone expects from the successor to Playstation and Playstation 2.

[1] Latest Worldwide Console Sales Revealed

[2] Only one PS3 first-party exclusive has topped 1 million US sales

[3] U.S. Games-Per-Console Ratio Shows Xbox 360 Shooting Ahead   read


2:53 AM on 07.01.2009  

15 Reasons that You (yes, YOU!) Should Love Terminator Salvation (the PS3 game, not the movie)

I was going to do The Trophy^WScore Whore Ultimate Review: Terminator Salvation, but I decided it would be more fun to tell everyone the 15 reasons why this game is fantastic and everyone should love it. Now I know there have been detractors here and there, but don't listen to them because they're idiots. Listen to me, because I'm right and I've got a numbered list to prove it!

1. It's kind of fun
Don't get me wrong, this isn't a great game. It might not even be good. But it's actually not bad for the 5-6 hours it'll take you to complete. If you liked the cover-based mechanics of Uncharted, Gears of War, 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand, Army of Two, or any other game released in the last 3 years but hated the challenge then you're in for a treat. Because this game is basically like that, except really easy.

2. It's Cloverfield with robots
By this I mean that you run around in a slightly winding, but generally straight, direction from one set piece to the next with the poor little camera bobbing along behind you, the entire time not sure if it's terrible or a little bit good, but you're sort of enjoying yourself and you can't get off because it's kind of a ride. Plus, as a bonus, if it's anything like the recent Christian Bale flick of the same name (which I have refused to see on religious grounds) you've just saved yourself the $3 it'd cost to catch it at the local second run theater. A fine thing since everyone agrees that the movie is a giant turd slopped up with shit and buried under a pile of crap.

3. You've always wanted to shoot retarded children trapped in a playpen but were restrained by society and its stupid laws
But now you can! Because that's what the non-driving portions of this game are like. The enemies come out in waves and stand in a little circle while you and your AI-controlled buddies (and optional human co-op pal) surround them and proceed to bend them over the couch for a bit of the rape.

4. The Gold trophy you get for completing level 1!

5. The Gold trophy you get for completing level 2!

6. The Gold trophy you get for completing level 3!

7. The Gold trophy you get for completing level 4!

8. The Gold trophy you get for completing level 5!

9. The Gold trophy you get for completing level 6!

10. The Gold trophy you get for completing level 7!

11. The Gold trophy you get for completing level 8!

12. The Gold trophy you get for completing level 9!

13. The Gold trophy you get for completing the game on normal or hard!

14. The Gold trophy you get for completing the game on hard!

15. The Platinum trophy you get for completing the game on hard!

There you have it, the 15 reasons you NEED to LOVE Terminator Salvation! Now run out to your nearest Gamefly or $5 bargain bin and pick up a copy RIGHT THIS INSTANT!

It should be noted that while I don't have a 360 (I'm waiting until it's sold below cost at $50 or someone gives me one for free [hint, hint]) to test this out on I'm going to assume (and you should as well) that it's just about as equally fantastic on that platform. I can think of 1003 reasons off the top of my head, but I'll leave that post for someone who's actually played it.   read


1:01 AM on 04.22.2009  

The Score Whore Ultimate Review: Runner (Windows PC)



What makes a great game review? Is it thoughtful analysis of the themes and meaning behind the game? Is it a detailed list of flaws and successes in mechanics and presentation?

Of course not! It's the freaking SCORE!

So here it is, The Score Whore Ultimate Review of Runner for Windows PC.**

Graphics: 2
Sound: 3
Gameplay: 0
Fun: 0
Overall: 0* (not an average, morons)
Douchelocity: 11

* Scoring is on a scale of 0 to 11, because some games are Eternity's Child and some games are Super Mario World, respectively.
** Played using WINE on Linux, performance was not rated in this review.   read


1:42 AM on 02.14.2009  

The Score Whore Ultimate Review: Review Text vs Review Score



There has been a lot of talk on the Internets lately about the value of review scores. Hopefully this post will put that argument to rest. I present to you, The Score Whore Ultimate Review: Review Text vs Review Score.

Review Text
Graphics: 0
Sound: 0
Gameplay: 0
Fun: 0
Overall: 0*

Review Score
Graphics: 11
Sound: 11
Gameplay: 11
Fun: 11
Overall: 11*

* Scoring is on a scale of 0 to 11, because some games are Eternity's Child and some games are Super Mario World, respectively.   read


12:03 AM on 01.06.2009  

The Score Whore Ultimate Review: LittleBigPlanet (PS3)



What makes a great game review? Is it thoughtful analysis of the themes and meaning behind the game? Is it a detailed list of flaws and successes in mechanics and presentation?

Of course not! It's the freaking SCORE!

So here it is, The Score Whore Ultimate Review of LittleBigPlanet for PLAYSTATION 3.

Graphics: 9
Sound: 10
Gameplay: 8
Fun: 8
Overall: 8*
MGS4 Level Pack: 11

* Scoring is on a scale of 0 to 11, because some games are Eternity's Child and some games are Super Mario World, respectively.

Bonus: Congratulations to Daxelman on winning The Score Whore Ultimate Review: LBP New Year's Contest!   read


10:29 PM on 12.31.2008  

The Score Whore Ultimate Review: LBP New Year's Contest



Post your own Score Whore Ultimate Review of LittleBigPlanet below and get the chance to win a download code for the LBP Kratos costume pack. Drawing will be held on or around the evening of January 1, 2009. Winner will be notified by PM.   read


12:16 AM on 09.13.2008  

[NVGR] The Score Whore Ultimate Review: Seven Pounds

This past Wednesday I saw a preview screening of the upcoming Will Smith disaster Seven Pounds (due out in December if there is no goodness or justice in the world). It's not video game related at all (except that any video game is better than this garbage, even Daikatana and Eternity's Child), but I am compelled to keep as many people away from this pile of crap as I can.

So here's the review. Please, please, PLEASE, do NOT see this movie under ANY circumstances if/when it is ever released.



What makes a great game^Wmovie review? Is it thoughtful analysis of the themes and meaning behind the game^Wmovie? Is it a detailed list of flaws and successes in mechanics and presentation?

Of course not! It's the freaking SCORE!

So here it is, The Score Whore Ultimate Review of Seven Pounds, hopefully never in a theater anywhere near you.

Graphics: -10
Sound: -10
Gameplay: -10
Fun: -10
Overall: -10*
Place on the Top 5 Worst Movies of All Time: #1

* Scoring is on a scale of -10 to 11, because some games^Wmovies are Eternity's Child^W^WSeven Pounds and some games^Wmovies are almost as good as Super Mario World, respectively.   read


2:23 AM on 08.09.2008  

The Score Whore Ultimate Review: Lost: Via Domus (PS3)

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What makes a great game review? Is it thoughtful analysis of the themes and meaning behind the game? Is it a detailed list of flaws and successes in mechanics and presentation?

Of course not! It's the freaking SCORE!

So here it is, The Score Whore Ultimate Review of Lost: Via Domus for PLAYSTATION 3.

Graphics: 4
Sound: 5
Gameplay: 3
Fun: 2
Overall: 2*
For Lost Fans: 5

* Scoring is on a scale of 0 to 11, because some games are Eternity's Child and some games are Super Mario World, respectively.   read


5:04 AM on 08.02.2008  

Score Whore Ultimate Review: Eternity's Child Review Controversy



What makes a great game review controversy review? Is it thoughtful analysis of the analysis of the game? Is it a list of grammatical and stylistic flaws? Is it a summary of the flamebait, trolling, whining, and truth?

Of course not! It's the freaking SCORE!

So here it is, The Score Whore Ultimate Review of The Eternity's Child Review Controversy exclusively at Destructoid.com.

Initial Reviews: 11
Comment Count: 10
CBlog Follow-Ups: 11
Fuck Yous: 10
Entertainment Value: 11
Overall: 11*

* Scoring is on a scale of 0 to 11, because some controversies REALLY suck and some controversies are also cocks.   read


2:35 AM on 05.23.2008  

The Score Whore Ultimate Review: LostWinds

What makes a great game review? Is it thoughtful analysis of the themes and meaning behind the game? Is it a detailed list of flaws and successes in mechanics and presentation?

Of course not! It's the freaking SCORE!

So here it is, The Score Whore Ultimate Review of LostWinds for WiiWare.

Graphics: 9
Sound: 8
Gameplay: 8
Fun: 9
Overall: 9*

* Scoring is on a scale of 0 to 11, because some games REALLY suck and some games are Super Mario World.   read


12:59 AM on 05.23.2008  

The Score Whore Ultimate Review: Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles: My Life as a King (with bonus!)

What makes a great game review? Is it thoughtful analysis of the themes and meaning behind the game? Is it a detailed list of flaws and successes in mechanics and presentation?

Of course not! It's the freaking SCORE!

So here it is, The Score Whore Ultimate Review of Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles: My Life as a King for WiiWare.

Graphics: 5
Sound: 6
Gameplay: 7
Fun: 9
Overall: 8*

Special Bonus:

As an extra awesome treat for all you readers (those are disdainful, disgusted italics btw) I am providing you with a written review of the two qualities that truly make a great game great: SOUND & PACKAGING, BABY!

Sound: Unfortunately there isn't much to the sound package on this one. The usual menu sounds are serviceable but won't blow you away, though the ringing in the remote when you summon your nerdy assistant Chime is always a crowd pleaser. The background music is pretty nice but it never changes and gets kind of repetitive. It won't wow your ears but it won't make you mute the TV either. Verdict: cassette

Packaging: Since this is a WiiWare title there isn't really packaging, just the Wii Channel screen. The art is fine here but it's no substitute for a cloth map, hard-bound art book/manual, or castle-themed lunch pale. Verdict: manila envelope

* Scoring is on a scale of 0 to 11, because some games REALLY suck and some games are Super Mario World.   read







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