*denotes jokes stolen from friends funnier than me
Apologies for not having touched this thing since my original post, but I’ve been ‘glidin’ places & punchin’ faces’* in my personal Skyrim – Batman: Arkham City. Not counti...
Wait – I don’t love you like they love you.
The editorials on Destructoid's front page are the sort of thing I come here for, which makes now as good a time as any for me to finally make proper use of this account. My prob...
"To take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing, end them."
I play games to hurt people and not get in trouble for it.
[PLEASE SELECT A CHARACTER]
Batman. Bayonetta. Brick. Chun-Li. Donatello. Dante. The Demoman. Earthworm Jim. FemShep. Gene. Ken Masters. The Kid. Krillin. Leon S. Kennedy. Louis. The Hulk. Iori Yagami. Jimmy Hopkins. Mai Yamane. Max Payne. Mike Thornton. Rochelle (yeah, you heard me). Sam Fisher. Shinobu Jacobs. Spider-Man. Sketch Turner. Sonic The Hedgehog. Travis Touchdown. Terry Bogard. Viewtiful Joe. Zidane Tribal.