"what's that smell? oh, it's just usedtabe pwning his wife."
which is me, i have the sweet sticky scent of usedtabe all upon me. so yes, i'm his property...so only HE can pee on me:) let me get the mushy stuff out of the way, i love being his wEEEfe! i know you've probably heard or read this all before either from some pre-teen's myspace blog, or some chick flick you saw in highschool...but i love him and i married my best friend!
usedtabe
i was born and raised in maui, hawaii, in the upcountry town of makawao.
i'm a photographer, and work with smelly highschoolers that don't know how to sit up or smile. or the worst is when they think they're posing right and it looks like a damn tragedy through the camera, but i take the picture anyways in hopes that it will knock them down a few steps. i also have my own photography business called Delightful Photography (name inspired by my mother...thanks susanne!)
bunnies...they're awesome, i have 5 of them lil bastards...my favorite is my big doh doh boy....
he doesn't like usedtabe and flings pee at him when he's playing rockband 2.
and what games you ask? i like to play gears, mass effect, bio shock, rockband 1 & 2, whatever guitar hero's are out there, and probably some others i'm forgetting now. i played games when i was younger, then lost interest when i hit puberty and highschool. i got back into games when i met the almighty usedtabe. my first game that i finished was kingdom hearts...i love cheesey kiddie games like that, and now i like to play most of the "grown-up" games too.
i joined destructoid because i'm curious, and my intrest in gaming grows more and more everyday and i promise not to SUCK:)
i think that's enough for my first blog:)
Welcome to dtoid, I hope your husband has told you before hand what to expect from this parts :).
Also, OMG BUNNY!!!
Otherwise, grunchk1n, Welcome To Destructoid. Don't Suck.
And prepare for penis jokes.
KAAAAAAAAAAHHHHNNNNNNN
We like pets more than having the chilluns much either.. We also like our lounging, computer cords all around and unsafe switch outlet ways too much for having lots of kids, LOL.
@Rifter: Yeah, the wife just got the balls to sign up for her own account tonight. After I talked up the community like crazy(even the retards) she decided she wanted in. We also have dangerous chords all over our apartment, running on only a couple of outlets. Hopefuly there's another Texas NARP soon.
This blog needs more power.
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His name is Boner!!!
First pic didn't show up... That was akward
Damn! I was totally gonna ask if I could pee on you.
Also, Hi.
enjoy your stay
no leave the bunneh
you
you do what ever your want
Also, You already have more comments then your husband, lol. Rub it in his face, literally ;D
Your welcome Usedtabe ;D
Just in case you didn't know.
Don't mind Y0J1mb0's Street Fighter comment, he's still mad that I whipped his ass.
But he does suck...