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FPS-Brain: Official Gamer Vitamin
grrza | 12:00 PM on 01.18.2008 2 comments




Some vitamin company in Germany has decided to market a pill "specifically designed" to improve the performance of the "electronic athlete". That's right, it's viagra for the gamer brain. Apparently, energy drinks aren't enough anymore in the highly competitive realm of first-person shooter competitions. Looking at the list of ingredients, however, I don't see much different here from an energy drink, and this really boils down to a glorified vitamin. At any rate, hopefully this won't lead to a endless string of doping scandals in LAN parties. ZOMG, BRAIN H4X!!!

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