I'm starting a blog. What of it? It won't involve much first-person hands-on game experience, because my
husband has sucked the joy and spontaneity out of gaming, at least for me. How, you ask? Well, by playing games constantly, that's how. I defy you to muster up excitement for playing The Darkness when you've just sat next to someone playing it for nine hours. So I'm going to talk about what it's like watching someone else play games. Fun, no? Give it time, this is what's going to make me famous. Well, this and the homemade porn.
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just take out all the spaces....
@ Blindside: I have never tried less in my life to be anything as I have tried to be l337. I spell with letters. I jest, I jest. I just didn't realize we were using bbcode here. But that is so beyond the point here which is: add me as a friend. I'm needy.
Actually, I'd probably buy her her own Xbox360.
I'd say don't suck but...enter joke about blowjobs here. I'm too tired and lazy to put effort into it anymore really.
Welcome 2 da internets.
I think Blindsides is makin' da moves on yer wife. Maybe E3 wasn't a good idea.
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The best remedy to this situation is to get ahold of the games your husband wants to play and beat them (acheivement points too) before he gets a crack at them. To most guys, that's as bad as (you) going out and getting drunk (but not THAT drunk) with a male coworker who has the hots for you. it creates a lot of fear and jealousy that plays in your favor.
Play his games before he does and he gets disinterested in the action of the game. Especially if you rip through the game on easy mode and skip all the story bits until you get to the ending.
PM for teh torrent linkz
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I can't believe all the comments here; and I didn't even have to flash anyone! Of course a good 40% of them are querying the availability of naked Brutal movies, so I guess I shouldn't count my chickens. Or whatever.
Tomorrow: Why Resident Wiivil can lick my anus. And I won't even wax first.
I don't really like watching other people play games either. Let's do multiplayer or something, Christ.
That being said, you should look into setting up two gaming rigs, so you can both play at the same time. It's what my brother and I did. We each play our single-player campaigns, but we can still say "hey, check this shit out!" I find it enjoyable.
She's evil.
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