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I'd describe myself as a mid-hardcore gamer, mainly because I can't afford that much. However, I do own a quite a few consoles including Wii, DS, GBA, GB, PS2, Dreamcast, Mega Drive (Genesis), N64, Atari 2600, GC, Xbox - that's it I think.

I love RPG's, Zelda being a fave (naturally) but enjoy online RPG's and shooters also. I am a huge fan of The Lord of the Rings, and have a blog devoted to Tolkien news at www.middleearthblog.blogspot.com. Any Orcs can go check it out.

I also love to play the guitar, watch tonnes of films and have all night Resi sesh's. Oh yes I do.
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Why Gamers are Better Than Anyone Else
gorramscott | 10:48 AM on 11.24.2007 8 comments


It is often said that we (gamers) are pasty freaks who live in our parents basement, occassionally emerging into the light for a snack or maybe a toilet break. Ok, so 45% of the time this may be true but i would argue that gamers will eventually be the saviours of the world or even the UNIVERSE.

If the walking dead rose and began chewing brains in the streets what would regular people do? They've never experienced this before. They would all die. Ah, but gamers, on the other hand, are savvy. We've played Resident Evil Zero through 4, House of the Dead, Dead Rising etc. We know that if anyone starts feeling "itchy" and "lumps of flesh start falling off" it's time to lop of their head with a spade. Gamers are a valuable part of society.



Ok, well, the walking dead is quite unlikely (we can only hope) but gamers have actually proven to have better hand eye co-ordination. Surgeons who play games for so many hours a day actually make fewer mistakes. That's right kids, if you want to be a doctor like that nice House guy then pick up a copy of Trauma Centre.



Also, since everyone in the future will be living in an online world; leaving their old meaty bodies behind, gamers will already know what it's like to live in virtual reality- 'cos they've been doing it for a long time anyway.



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king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2007 11:12
king3vbo
I lol'd
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2007 11:13
atheistium
We shall protect the well :D
bring it mother fucker zombies D:<
Yashoki's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2007 11:50
Yashoki
YEAH FURRIES ROCK!

I mean...aww fuck.
Amayirot Akago's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2007 11:53
Amayirot Akago
"Nice" and "House" in the same sentence? That's like the 2nd worst thing to do next to dividing by zero.
GonzoJoe's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2007 12:44
GonzoJoe
plus zomg house is teh diagnostic specialist not teh surgeon amirite??

Funny article, guy. Quite chuckleworthy.
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2007 15:48
DaedHead8
I've been spouting theories like this for years now. Although zombies are solid I usually choose demons so I can scare all the religious conservative types.
JRisJunior's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2007 19:38
JRisJunior
finally its true. i am a god among men. thank god.

i mean, thank me.
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