So I go into my local Gamestation on my lunch break (which is conveniently right next to the offices where I work) and what's the first thing I see on the Wii stand? BASTARD PENGUINS. Bastard surfing penguins to be precise. You know which one I mean, Surf's Up, the new lame CG film with "omg that super awesome band" Greenday playing in the trailer. As you can probably tell, I hate penguin films and penguin film games. It's bad enough that it's a children's film being turned into a game, but a penguin that surfs! We all know surfing games haven't had the greatest reviews in the world. Because they suck!
Why Nintendo? Why must you forsake such loyal fans and bring us this drivel? Have we wronged you? Can't you bring us a decent game instead of all these cartoon spin offs (Billy and Mandy, Shrek 3, Ice Age 2). We need original games for the summer, not some "cool and super awesome" surfing douche kiddies crap.
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Did somebody say penguins?
Your expectations are too high.
PS Penguins are cute
It's ok man, embrace the pain, it will only make you stronger.
I don't know how I feel about these CG cutesy animal shows. On the one hand, maybe these kids will actually grow up to care about the environment and such... but I think as long as they're entertained by this fake shit, they won't ever care about the real thing.
But what I just said is bullshit, and now I'm going to go save a fake environment from zombies. Hooray me.