Not long ago, on the night of Christmas Eve
Kirby was playing in the snow.
When out of nowhere an elf ran into the puffball,
Tripping and stubbing his toe.
“Ow!” cried the elf, distraught and troubled,
“I can’t afford to sto...
I like complex games.
Actually, that's not entirely accurate. I don't really get into to overly complex games, but I am glad that they exist. Gaming as a medium has burst wide open, and developers are finding niches that we...
When one thinks of a videogame story, the mind typically wanders to sprawling epics like those set forth in the Final Fantasy series or harrowing tales of one super soldier conquering all odds to find the girl that he loves a...
When I was 10 years old, I saw Monty Python and the Holy Grail for the first time. I found the humor to be strange and some of the words very foreign. To this day, I struggle to recall the definition of the word "pram" (whi...
So, this year's edition of Fake Game ___day isn't really a game as much as a gametype. If I had any proficiency with modding, I'd be tempted to make the game myself, but for now I must settle for crudely drawn MS Paint diagra...
Please, please go buy Just Cause 2 early on. I fear it's going to hit the same sales mark its predecessor did, despite the fact that it has improved in almost every way. The mind-twizzling stuff you can do is more entertainme...
Hey guys, I know the video quality is less than stellar, but I just got a digital camera, and I would love to take a photojournal of the PAX East sexiness.
Also, here is the pic from the Miami NARP where Colette signed my EDF:
Attention citizens of Destructoid!
I think it's about time that we had a town meeting. The topic of tonight's meeting is legitimizing our medium. Now, before you all run away screaming because you think I'm slinging pretenti...
There are 3 facts about me that make me a miserable person.
1. I love stories
2. Reading for long periods of time frustrates me, because I am very slow
3. I have very little leisure time
While I should probably rethink my...
You’re walking along the crowded city streets of ancient Jerusalem or Liberty City, the specifics aren’t important. You’ve been exploring these same streets for years, in a different context every time, but the faces never ch...
Jonesing for some Left 4 Dead 2, but can't afford it in the holiday rush? Fret not! A dedicated L4D fan named Eric Ruth is recreating the entirety of the first Left 4 Dead game in 8-bit top down shooter form. He has supposedl...