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4:52 PM on 08.05.2015

What the balls is going on?

Anyone know?      read

8:49 AM on 04.30.2015

Destructoid is now a pile of stale shit to me

I’ve been fired, alongside possibly Stevil. but yet to be confirmed, from the staff section of Destructoid and Frontpage posting. I hope they don't get rid of him, he's so lovely and Welsh.   We were bot...   read

4:39 PM on 02.20.2015

Dtoid 9th Anniversary - Fuzzy List of Feels

Panzadolphin – Panza is just a lovely guy, who has listened to me talk nonsense, always had kind words to say to me and even better, has some pretty great retorts. But he’s a dirty slut so he should be good ...   read

10:52 AM on 02.13.2015

Destructoid Community SVU Group Watch Happening Now!

The Gamergate episode of Law and Order: SVU has aired but not all have watched and certainly not in the fine company of your giggly Dtoid comrades. Join us in the Skype group chat as we no doubt will laugh our tits off a...   read

1:51 AM on 02.02.2015

FNFKinda - 11/12th Feb - Law and Order: Dtoid Speshul Victums

The Gamergate episode of Law and Order: SVU will air on Feb 11th. I know that it might be tempting for a lot of people to watch thi...   read

9:29 AM on 01.28.2015

Badgers and Beavers eh?

There is only one forest animal and that is...the....GLOWBEAR!!   Shit about to get ghetto Animals of Farthing Wood up in h'ar!   read

4:08 PM on 01.27.2015

The Dangers of Being a Person who Plays Video Games

Cramps Let’s start this off bold and true. The ancient Greek for the word cramps, translates as "Oh lord this is how I am going to die, there is no hope. Amputate the leg". When you game, the main part of your bod...   read

5:39 AM on 01.22.2015

Stealth Purity and the Long Cheat

Some of us are not born to be stealthy, some of us revel in the gung-ho gameplay, whereby we see a plethora of cocky enemies ahead and we have seven weapons in our inventory and a handful of grenades and we know what we...   read

2:41 AM on 12.17.2014

Threaks and the nice side of Gaming

Given that I am not employed by Destructoid, there should be no conflict in this particular piece. I am also not paid by or engage in lude acts with Threaks. Though I do engage in raunchy times with German beer.  T...   read

1:00 PM on 11.03.2014

FNF: Friday Night Frights - Propah Scary Innit

Well hello.We did Friday Night Frights last week and it was a really enjoyable experience. The film chosen was Creepshow (what a load of shit that was...with a surprising cast). This week we want to pick something that u...   read

10:33 AM on 10.05.2014

Things you can say to ensure you look like a dick

Before the panties get twisted, I am not an advocate of either side of this gamer gate thing, but sometimes you gotta rant. "Check your privilidge"If you're white and male, automatically you are oveflowing in an abundanc...   read

3:16 PM on 09.28.2014

How Gamergate effects Elbows and Fanfic Consequences

It doesn't.....moving on! BEST ELBOWS IN VIDYJA GURMS! Donkey KongDK's elbow double as a shag. And by shag I don't mean what you think I mean, dirty birdies. His fluffy, carpet like fur covers all of his body, but excent...   read

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