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NAME: Chris
AGE: 21
LOCATION: Florida and/or New Jersey

I've been playing games since before I can remember. I was raised on Nintendo systems (all of them but the Virtual Boy), so my "loyalties" still lie with Mario and Co. Every time I try to organize a list of my favorite games I end up forgetting something, or debating between two, so here's a list of my top ten games, in no particular order, with no doubles per series (unless I can't decide between two--I'm very indecisive):

FAVORITE GAMES
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
Super Metroid (sometimes I can't decide between this and Zero Mission... If that game were longer, maybe)
Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
Mega Man 2 or 9 (not sure which)
Banjo-Tooie
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Trials and Tribulations
Super Smash Bros. Brawl

You know what, forget this, my self-imposed restrictions have made this way too hard.

Also, you should know, I am a huge Disney fan. Growing up is for losers.

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BREAKING NEWS: Chad Concelmo Arrested For Dolphin-Napping
gatorsax2010 | 1:41 PM on 04.01.2009 19 comments


LOS ANGELES, APRIL 1--

Destructoid blogger and noted retro-gaming and aquatic mammal enthusiast Chad Concelmo was arrested today on Interstate 5 after his truck was pulled over for a routine check. Upon inspection, police discovered that the trailer was filled with salt water and five dolphins.


Photo taken at the scene

Officer Flip R. Ecco told reporters that the dolphins were believed to have been taken from a local water park.

"It's very strange," Officer Ecco said in a statement. "When the suspect was brought in for questioning, he just kept shouting 'AMAZING!' and 'BEST HEIST EVER!' We're really not sure what to make of it."


Concelmo's mugshots

Concelmo was unavailable for comment, but his attorney, Mr. Phoenix Wright, said through a statement, "My client is clearly innocent. Just look at his face! When my underage partner and I are done investigating, we'll prove without a shadow of a doubt that he was framed. Probably by rival 'Reverend' Anthony Burch. That's how it usually works for me, at least."

RetroforceGO!, a group Concelmo is known to have been associated with, has not yet released a statement. We will let you know when and if they do.

UPDATE: RetroforceGO! spokesperson and noted paragon of JOURNALISM Geraldo Beedog had this to say: "AMAAAAZING"



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Half left's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 15:28
Half left
That bastard!
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 15:30
pendelton21
It was only a matter of time...
Diverse's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 15:34
Diverse
I shudder to think what Mr. Concelmo would have done with those poor dolphins had he successfully transported them to his undersea kingdom.
bluexy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 15:47
bluexy
As long as he was only trying to set them free!
Danzflor's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 16:07
Danzflor
Plase let me flowers in my tomb, i just die laughing.
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 16:12
eternalplayer2345
SET HIM FREE!
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 16:47
falinter
them is some big dolphins.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 16:55
aborto thefetus
best photoshopped image ever!
gatorsax2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 17:09
gatorsax2010
What photoshop? Everyone knows the word of the day is JOURNALISM. This is some real investigative reportin' right here.
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 19:48
Kraid
I didn't knew there was an Alburquerque Police departement in LOZE ANZELESSSSSSSSSssss!

JOURNALISM!
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 20:32
Brian Szabelski
LIES! This cannot be true.
Jonathan Ross's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 21:29
Jonathan Ross
YAY DOLPHINS!

BOO INCARCERATION!
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 21:29
Topher Cantler
RFGO's official statement is:

AMAAAAZING
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 21:42
AgentMOO
Chad, you've gone MAD WITH POWER
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 22:29
Samit Sarkar
WHY CHAD WHYYYYY
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2009 10:52
Chad Concelmo
I would do it again. :)
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2009 13:32
Char Aznable
IT'S THE BEST MUGSHOT EVER!!!
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