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NAME: Chris
AGE: 21
LOCATION: Florida and/or New Jersey

I've been playing games since before I can remember. I was raised on Nintendo systems (all of them but the Virtual Boy), so my "loyalties" still lie with Mario and Co. Every time I try to organize a list of my favorite games I end up forgetting something, or debating between two, so here's a list of my top ten games, in no particular order, with no doubles per series (unless I can't decide between two--I'm very indecisive):

FAVORITE GAMES
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
Super Metroid (sometimes I can't decide between this and Zero Mission... If that game were longer, maybe)
Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
Mega Man 2 or 9 (not sure which)
Banjo-Tooie
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Trials and Tribulations
Super Smash Bros. Brawl

You know what, forget this, my self-imposed restrictions have made this way too hard.

Also, you should know, I am a huge Disney fan. Growing up is for losers.

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A Package Approaches! (NVGR, but JH/TKR)
gatorsax2010 \| 8:01 PM on 03.31.2009	11 comments

Like Y0j1mbo before me, I received a mysterious package in the mail yesterday. And also like Y0j1mb0, part of my name and address were misspelled, probably confusing whoever was stuck working at the desk at my dorm. But I was meant to receive this package, so after picking it up, I hurried back to my room. It was from Tron Knotts! Could this be the fabled package of cookies 'n' rocks Jonathan Holmes had promised?

Yes, and so much more.

Realizing that I should photograph the contents for posterity, I grabbed my camera and tore open the package.

So beautiful...

Just look! Two of the now World Famous Tron Knotts cookies, a flyer for GTA: Chinatown Wars, a snazzy pair of shades, a clear blue rock thingy, and a tin of curiously strong Left 4 Dead mints (because fresh breath keeps the Boomers away!).

I immediately unwrapped one of the hand-wrapped-with-love cookies and began eating...

See that look in my eyes? Pure bliss.

Then, I had to try on my new glasses...

Sexay...

But then I realized that these weren't just any old glasses... These were RealD 3-D Glasses!

Everything looks so real!

So thank you, Tron/Holmes/Santa. This package of awesomeness made my day.

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9 comments | showing # 1 to 9

RonBurgandy2010

Where do submit our address?

JohZho

Yes! where do!!

Diverse

I want to try cookies handmade with love and care.

MrSadistic

I'd rather have my cookies made with rape, oh and with chocolate chips too.

Y0j1mb0

Those cookies are out of this WORLD, I tell you.

Also, Are you implying Tron Knotts is in cahoots with Homes?

:)

gatorsax2010

@ Y0j1mb0

It's less outrageous than claiming that they're the same person, right?

Jonathan Holmes

Glad you got the package! And watch out for those glasses. They may hurt our eyes.

In fact, you look sort of hurt in that picture.

Now I feel guilty!

TheToiletDuck

That's awesome!! Do the glasses make everything 3d?

gatorsax2010

@ Holmes

I wasn't hurt, no worries. The first picture is just my surprise at discovering that they were 3-D, and the second one is just me trying to look at the camera. They're awesome.

@ TheToiletDuck

I've seen things wearing these glasses that I never knew existed.

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