Like Y0j1mbo before me, I received a mysterious package in the mail yesterday. And also like Y0j1mb0, part of my name and address were misspelled, probably confusing whoever was stuck working at the desk at my dorm. But I was meant to receive this package, so after picking it up, I hurried back to my room. It was from Tron Knotts! Could this be the fabled package of cookies 'n' rocks Jonathan Holmes had promised?

Yes, and so much more.

Realizing that I should photograph the contents for posterity, I grabbed my camera and tore open the package.



So beautiful...

Just look! Two of the now World Famous Tron Knotts cookies, a flyer for GTA: Chinatown Wars, a snazzy pair of shades, a clear blue rock thingy, and a tin of curiously strong Left 4 Dead mints (because fresh breath keeps the Boomers away!).

I immediately unwrapped one of the hand-wrapped-with-love cookies and began eating...


See that look in my eyes? Pure bliss.

Then, I had to try on my new glasses...


Sexay...

But then I realized that these weren't just any old glasses... These were RealD 3-D Glasses!


Everything looks so real!

So thank you, Tron/Holmes/Santa. This package of awesomeness made my day.