Yup. It's that time of year again, in just a few short weeks, teens all over the nation will be preparing for the biggest night of the school year. PROM!
If you want to be the prettiest girl in school, follow these 4 simple steps, and you really can't go wrong.
1. Get a hot dress
Whatever you do, do not skimp out on the dress. The dress is one one of the first things that people notice about you, so none of that Sears or mall mish mash, you have to go all out. If you have to, get your mom to pull out the good ol' Visa, and call out up
Louis Vuiton. They'll get you hooked up, promise.
2. Practice safe sex
The last thing you need on your prom night is to wake up with little crabs crawling all over your underpants. 'Nuff said.
3. Get the hottest date in school
it doesn't matter how good
you look, if you don't have an attractive escort, your whole rep gets killed. I really don't care what you have to do to get that special hottie, work up your courage and ask the captain of the football team, or maybe the rugged farmer boy from down the road, just make sure that he is hot as hell. Also, it's very important that your outfits match. You might have to go with him to the tux place if you have too.
4. DON'T overdo it in the tanning salon
Remember, only spend 5-10 minutes in the tanning bed at a time, you really don't want to turn into one of those
Orangeskins. Also skin cancer tends to be undesirable.
And there you go, a simple guide to help you get ready for the biggest night of the school year. With less than a month left before the big night, it's time to get busy. This could be the biggest night of your life!
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<3 this post. Are you school president yet?
THIS IS MADNESS!
That I did :)
Don't forget to take a hip flask with ya, Proms can be so fucking boring sometimes.
This weekend, and the rest of the weekends this and next month are going to be awesome, though. Open housessss! Went to one friday, 2 Saturday, and 3 Sunday. It was awesome.
You're invited to mine. I'll have you picked up in my private teleportation jet device.
And same here 007, Open houses for the rest of the school year which is like 3 weeks! Its gonna get fucking bananas.
It was much more satisfying to play Baldur's Gate again... GO FOR THE EYES, BOO! :D
And what does an 'open house' mean??
You crazy Americans and your crazy culture I see in movies but don't understand
Is prom short for something?? Or is that a whole word by itself??
Well, he did tag it NVGR.
Just have to say that you'll look at your classmates differently when you see them vomiting on each other, falling down and passing out in puddles of their own puke, wondering how the he'll they got so much in their hair.. Ah great memories! What am I talking about, they still do it till this day haha.
Truly a waste of time. I had no date, I had no fun, and it poured down outside. They had the bright idea of having one-way valet parking (they park the car but you take your keys off this rack and find your car yourself) so the pouring rain was well-executed.
Yeah, I'm sad I went. Which is why I'm building a time machine so I can tell my past self to not go and thus change the course of history forever.
I am 18.
Blacksunempire, I think it's short for promenade. I could be wrong, since nobody has used that word since the 1800s.