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I've been on Dtoid for a year and 26 days, and I want to make love to all of you
garison | 1:09 PM on 09.29.2009 48 comments




I can't believe that I wrote my first Cblog post a year and 26 days ago. I never did make a proper intro post for the site, my first entry was just a few opinions on Metal Gear Solid 4. It's actually super interesting looking back at the comments. Since I was such a noob back then, I really had no idea what to expect from the community, especially since I actually know some of you in real life from meeting you at PAX! Some people were nice like MaxVest and EternalDeathSlayer, while others just told me to GTFO. =D

But I'm glad I stayed around cause I learned better. I became a better writer, and this site landed me a gig over on NegativeGamer as a news writer, and a place on the Backwards-Compatible gaming podcast.

But nothing matters more than my Dtoid homeboys. One of the best decisions I have ever made was going to PAX this year. I met some of the most amazing and nice people on the entire planet there, and I really do consider each and every one of you good friends. I love you guys so much I'm working at McDonald's to save up enough money to go to Boston in March for PAX East. I love you guys that much :P

I want to travel all over the world and see all of you, at some time in the future I plan on going to San Fransisco, New York, Los Angeles, Australia (GHost is lonely), and the UK (BUNNYRABBITMIKEY!). Even though I seen all you guys under a month ago, I miss you more than words.

I really can't put into words just how much love I have for the Destructoid community. I'm so glad I stumbled on the site all those months ago during my grade 11 computer class, I can't wait to see what Dtoid can evolve into the future!

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Sean Carey's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2009 13:19
Sean Carey
Happy bloggiversary! <3
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2009 13:21
Elsa
Congrats on your first year with Destructoid!!
(and you want to make love to all of us??... hmmm... if there's cake involved....)
:)
Diverse's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2009 13:22
Diverse
Getting a job at McDonalds so you can earn money to visit imaginary internet people? That's hardcore.

Happy 1 year and 26 day anniversary! ❤
Deathofthedead's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2009 13:27
Deathofthedead
That's a criminally small piece of cake. If you really wanted to make love to us, you'd have to come through with better deserts first :D

Well done on the milestone!
Ibutsu's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2009 13:31
Ibutsu
-fap-
Congratz.
Andrew Kauz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2009 13:33
Andrew Kauz
<3 I'm glad to hear that you're going to do PAX East! I'll be there I hope.
ChronosWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2009 13:37
ChronosWing
I love you too, let's touch penises.
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2009 13:44
CelicaCrazed
Congrats on the one year. Dtoid would be a worse place without you.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2009 13:45
Chris Carter
Garison! I've missed you! <3
Funktastic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2009 13:46
Funktastic
Sure . . . no visit to Calgary . . . I see how this is! =P And what happened to your other job at a restaurant? o_O
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2009 13:50
pendelton21
Dammit, why didn't I felate you when I had the chance?

Congrats on your time here, sweetness!
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2009 13:57
garison
@Funktastic: I quit. Couldn't stand that place any longer =D And don't worry. I swear I'll come to Calgary one of these years =P

@Pendelton21: You wouldn't remember, as you were asleep at the time.
Stevil's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2009 14:01
Stevil
You're a beautiful looking guy, but I'm just not ready for that kind of relationship!
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2009 14:05
Monodi
Where ya been pal?

Happy Bloggoversary, you... you.. beautiful thing
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2009 14:07
garison
@Monodi: You know, I have real life to deal with :) Wish I had an internet enabled phone.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2009 14:07
Justice
Congrats on your bloggoversary! It'd be cool to meet you when you hit the UK.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2009 14:14
Y0j1mb0
Congrats on the milestone. Here's to another year and twenty-six days of Garison blogging here. :)
SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2009 14:15
SilverDragon1979
Happy 1 year and 26 day Anniversary Garison! This place would so not be the same without you. Please don't ever leave!

You are also the only person I will ever allow to call me Silver Drag. ;-)
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2009 14:21
Cataract
You damn well better get to New York!

But, just come after I've had a job for a month or so.
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2009 14:21
Knivy
You should've sold mcnuggets to adam, hito and topher :P.

Can't wait to see you at pax east!!

Also wait.. we were at PAX during your actual dtoid anniversary :O, I guess I owe you cake <3.
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2009 14:23
DJDuffy
yay garison, it was so amazing meeting you at Pax this year...to many more years!!
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2009 14:38
blehman
Congrats, rookie.
rawnewdlz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2009 14:39
rawnewdlz
Let's shut the lights off and play "Who's in my mouth" to celebrate :D
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2009 14:41
Char Aznable
Detructoid loves you.
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2009 14:50
DaedHead8
Happy anniversary! Heres to many more years Garison. I hope to meet you and many other fine dtoiders at PAX east.

CONFIRMED: Elsa likes cake A LOT. Deathofthedead too. Weirdos.

Also, wooo 8th fap, 8 is my lucky number and I've never gotten to be the 8th fap before. I am excite.
Jesus H Christ's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2009 14:59
Jesus H Christ
It would be awesome to meet you in Boston, Garison. :)
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2009 15:00
ScottyG
Feh, fuck seeing all those people. They live in places people would actually want to visit. Come visit me! :D :D
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2009 15:03
Knivy
Don't listen to scotty!! he just wants you all for himself!
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2009 15:12
Chad Concelmo
It was so great hanging out with you at PAX! I miss you like crazy! :)
JulianProxy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2009 15:17
JulianProxy
I expect you in teh Iowas!
Qalamari's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2009 15:41
Qalamari
D'awwww.
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2009 16:34
taumpytears
We love you garrison.
nikmonroe's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2009 16:38
nikmonroe
<3 Garison, looking forward to hanging out with you at PAX East!
Tyler Jones's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2009 16:39
Tyler Jones
I haven't met you but I wish you'd been on Backwards Compatible last time so could have harassed you in a loving, caring way.

Come to NC also! Oh wait, NC sucks. Don't come here. Ever.
ShuperShawn's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2009 17:53
ShuperShawn
Happy Anniversary!
Jesse Cortez's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2009 17:57
Jesse Cortez
You're amazing :D
theredpepperofdoom's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2009 18:29
theredpepperofdoom
Garison, you are one of the awesome Dtoiders I know. Congrats on your 1 year and 28 days anniversary!!! :D :D :D <3 <3 <3
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2009 18:32
Holyetheline
Right on, I'll have some cake.
Kyle MacGregor's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/30/2009 01:43
Kyle MacGregor
"Since I was such a noob back then, I really had no idea what to expect from the community...Some people were nice like..."

Actually, that's how I feel about you when I started out. You're awesome dude. Happy Anniversary +26.
Stella Wong's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/30/2009 02:31
Stella Wong
Let me know when you decide that trip up to SF <3 :3 and congrats I <3's you Garison! :D I'm glad I met you at PAX this year, best year ever!
Artemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/30/2009 02:58
Artemus
And can you feel the love tonight...
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/30/2009 06:17
TheToiletDuck
Welcome to Destructoid. Magnalon loves you.
Benson's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2009 13:27
Benson
Can't you give some of that Mc Luvvin to Canada as well?
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