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Garisons review of Elsas review of Randoms review of Jims review of The Saboteur
garison | 1:18 AM on 12.06.2009 10 comments




I would like to start out this post by saying that I have utmost respect for Elsa, Randombullseye, and Jim Sterling possible.

BUT! The fact that I am reviewing a review of a review of a review of a videogame that I have never even played makes me feel incredibly terrible about my own writing skills, and the fact that I am slightly intoxicated makes this ever even more embarrassing.

For the most part, I would like to say that Elsa's review of Randombullseye's review of Jim's review of The Saboteur is pretty great, but the way that she criticizes Randombullseye for being overly critical of other people's nationalities rattles me. People from other countries should automatically be ignored, they are different, and thus makes them terrible.

Also, Elsa is a psychic. How could she POSSIBLY know that I, Garison, is Canadian is absolutely astounding. I have never met the woman in my life. I'm kinda creeped out.

I hereby give Elsa's review of Random's review of Jim's review a REVIEW out of 10. It's the only possible fair score I should think of.



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HydroTonix's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 02:52
HydroTonix
So you give this review a review a review out of ten? That makes no SENCE! Sarcasm is cool though.
Anonymouse's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 04:08
Anonymouse
What are you talking about a 10? This deserves an 11. I am never reading your blogs again.
Jonny's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 09:01
Jonny
That's bullshit, I don't think you even read the review!
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 09:41
Tubatic
You know, this is really out of step with Kraid's review of Elsa's review, who gave it a 6.5. Sorry, but numerically I have to question your journalism at this point.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 10:10
Elsa
Ah finally! An unbiased, well thought out review of a review of a review of a review... uh... of a review? Solid scoring!
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 10:20
Kraid
Garison ... you jive muthafuka!
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 14:23
Monodi
Also butt sandwiches
Lunacy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 19:16
Lunacy
My review of your thing that you wrote:

Your opinion is null and void for living in an igloo.

Please note: My opinion is also null and void for living in an igloo.
Kyle MacGregor's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2009 17:06
Kyle MacGregor
I realize I'm replying to this almost a month after you posted it but...

Sweet dude.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 16:52
garison
Thank you, Cadtalfryn. I read your comment.
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