Okay, guys. Here is the deal. My school has decided to do the most FUCKING RETARDED fund raising program ever. For
SOME reason, they thought that it would be a good idea to play 'Mmmbop" by Hansen between every class and on repeat during the noon hour.
To tell you the truth, I actually kind of liked this song, I even got the CD for Christmas when it came out. The song is catchy, and it's fun to listen to. I'm sure that all of you have the same opinion, don't you?
Well, that thought in my mind is over. I have listened to the song
at least 7 billion times over the last hour. And they say that this madness will continue for
2 weeks unless we donate
$350 to a local charity.
This is bullshit. It's torture, it's
inhuman. They are taking our rights away from us. I have actually thought about going into the office, taking out the CD, and snapping it in the fucking secretarty's face. Possibly urinating on her after.
Please help, Destructoid. I don't think I can take much more.
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I like the idea of snapping the CD in half.
Also, annoying students into donating money? I question the eithics/legality of this.
DID SOMEONE SAY MMMBOP????????????
Oh
Oh Oh
Oh, Oh
Oh Yeah
You have so many relationships in this life,
But only one or two will last.
You go through all the pain and strife,
Then you turn your back and they're gone so fast.
Oh yeah. And They're gone so fast. yeah
Oh, so hold on to the ones who really care,
In the end they'll be the only ones there.
When you get old and start losing your hair,
Can you tell me who will still care?
Can you tell me who will still care?
Oh, oh yeah, yeah!
Chorus:
MMMbop tick a ta ba do ba
dubi da ba do ba
tick a ta ba doo
yeah eh yeah
MMMbop tick a ta ba do ba
dubi da ba do ba
tick a ta ba doo
yeah eh yeah
said Oh yeah, in an MMMBop they're gone. Yeah.
yeah eh yeah
Plant a seed, plant a flower, Plant a rose,
You can plant any one of those.
Keep planting to find out which one grows.
It's a secret no one knows.
It's a secret no one knows.
Oh, 'oes no one knows.
MMMbop tick a ta ba do ba
dubi da ba do ba
tick a ta ba doo
yeah eh yeah
MMMbop tick a ta ba do ba
dubi da ba do ba
tick a ta ba doo
yeah eh yeah
in an MMMbop theyre gone,
In an MMMbop there not there
in an MMMbop theyre gone,
In an MMMbop there not there
Until you lose your hair,
oh oh, But ya dont care
yeah yeh
MMMbop tick a ta ba do ba
dubi da ba do ba
tick a ta ba doo
yeah eh yeah
MMMbop tick a ta ba do ba
dubi da ba do ba
tick a ta ba doo
e yeah e
Eh can ya tell me, Oh,
You Know you can but you dont know
can ya tell me, Oh yeah
You Say you can but you dont know
Can ya tell me?
Ohhh, You Know you can but you dont know
(in background/alternate [ib/a]: Can you tell me which flower's going to grow)
Can ya tell me?
You Say you can but you dont know
(ib/a: Can you tell me if it's going to be a daisy or a rose)
can ya tell me?
You say you can but you dont know
(ib/a: Can you tell me which flower's going to grow)
Can you tell me?
You say you can but ya dont knoww,
you say you can but you don't know
You dont know huh
dont know whoa oh a whoaa, Oh
MMMbop
Doo ba
Doo Ba
Doo
Yeah e Yeah
MMMbop Ohh yeah
Doo ba
Doo Ba
Doo
Oh yeah e
MMMbop tick a ta ba do ba
dubi da ba do ba
tick a ta ba doo
yeah eh yeah
MMMbop tick a ta ba do ba
dubi da ba do ba
tick a ta ba doo
oh oh a whoa
MMMbop tick a ta ba do ba
dubi da ba do ba
tick a ta ba doo
oh a whoa
MMMbop tick a ta ba do ba
dubi da ba do ba
tick a ta ba doo
ohh yeah e yeah e
Eh can you tell me?
Oh, Ya know ya can but ya dont know
Can you tell me?
You say you can but ya dont knowwwwww
Say ya can but cha dont knowww
Don't (or No)
oh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!
:D
You should find a way to sue them for a lot of money, then sing that money give them $350 covered in urine.
About a year ago, I had it baaaaaaaad for a girl who was really (and when I say really, I mean reeeeeeeeeally) into Hanson at age 24. I found the DVDs and VHS tapes on her shelves a tad disturbing, but when I heard about the efforts to STILL see them in concert whenever possible . . . I was downright scared. Hanson is a confusing plague.
In related news, what your school is doing is a common staple of psychologic warfare, and it's actually commonly used to attempt to diffuse hostage situations. You have every right to want to die. This seems unethical.
You said:
"secretarty's face"
secretarty.. lol
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is the most awful thing ever. They may as well have you run a mile every hour.
I think this breaks some international laws against cruel and unusual punishment.
LMAO , that's ht ebest charity strategy EVER !
That's fucking brilliant.
Don't just urinate on her! Kill her and then urinate on her brain, like any proper gamer would do.
What? Next thing you know, they'll be forcing you to play Too Human unless you donate money.
Snap the CD in half.
So they're harassing you until you give someone money?
I suggest you talk to the local charity in question (if it is a specific charity) about what the school is doing. I'm sure they would have a problem with people being treated like this. You could also contact the local news or paper, because I'm sure they'd like a good sensationalist piece to run. Basically, talk to everyone but the school.
OMFG.. HOW BIZARRE..!
da da da
How bizarre.. How bizarre..
da da da
...
{chorus}
OOoohh Baby
...Oooohh Baby
..It's making me crazy..
It's making me craaaazy
Everytime I look around.. ..around
..Everytime I look around..
Everytime I look around..
It's in my face
[harmonica]
--
My rendition of OMC - How Bizarre, just to help change it up a little.
I'd waterboard the person who came up with that idea.
I'd do that. I'm not telling you to do it. Waterboarding is easy...
That sounds fun at first and then terrible after the 10th time.
Kill everyone.
Find an alpha male to organize and lead the student body to collectively respond by playing Metallica while class is happening. Show them how cute that is.
Dude seriously sounds like you human rights are being violently raped.
Is this even legal?
You know, I was already to kill you, ya know, because you asked, but then you mentioned how you liked the song, and how it was fun to listen to.
You deserve to rot.
We had the same thing when I was in high school, but with the Barney theme song. It was hell. It actually pushed some of us to anarchy. We started drawing anti-Barney slogans on the walls until they eventually stopped.
They are annoying you into donating to chairity? Thats not in the spirit of charity at all
and they wonder why kids come to school with guns.
Invest in some headphones.
What Fetusmilk said.
Have them sued.
They're playing a song they don't have copyrights to for cash.
Threaten to burn down the charity. Better yet, tell the newspapers about your ordeal, and if nothing changes, then threated to burn down the charity. Blame your insanity on the music.
One of my friends is a big Hanson fan, and has seen them multiple times in concert. Yeah, she's still my friend after all this.
Before they play a show, the band members apparently like to walk around whatever town they're in with a big group of their fans, and the girly looking one does this in bare feet. Walking the streets of Philly in bare feet is never a good idea.
start an affair with a male administrator and blackmail them for a) the money for the goal or b) force them to turn it off
Those chicks are kinda cute. Are they legal?
I second Niero's suggestion
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. that is soooo clever!
LOL... I would have caused some mayhem back in my high school days.
Haha wow, the student body in my school would go ape shit mad and rebel if something like this happened here. We don't roll with that shit...
Poor little you...hahahaha! :OD
Btw, I was thinking of playing really awful music during an XBox Live game of GTAIV, and then giving everyone else the job to kill my avatar in order to stop the music.
I think that would make it seriously funny. :O)
I'm not 100% sure, but I think what they're doing is legal since the rights of students are much more limited than most people realize-- students do not have all the same rights that the "individual" does under the law while within a school.
Not that it isn't a horrible, stupid, ridiculous thing that they are doing and everyone involved should be slapped, but I don't think it's technically illegal.
One day this incident will be referred to in psychology texts as "The Hanson Effect"
This might be the oddest blog I'll read all day.
I second Sadistic's suggestion.
The same exact thing happened at my school once about 2 years ago.
This is the worst thing ever. I want to kill the guy who thought of this idea.
Thats gotta be some sorta fraud or coercion violation. Contact a lawyer.
I normally play $350 to get women to urinate on me.
Definitely take Niero's plan into consideration.
Stay strong brave soldier.
MMMMMMMMMMM bop
Inform the charity of your decision to boycott their goals due to this. Get some of your fellow students to sign saying they will do the same. Also, forward them this blog.
Wow, that is a lot of comments.
You gots to get a really loud surround sound speaker system and plug it into your school and then play music that you like but everyone else hates. Also this sounds familiar
Fuck yeah, I go to the same school. REBEL! That was so annoying, I just turned RFGO! up really loud.
This is going to end badly.
I hadn't heard this abomination of a song until I read this blog. Fuck you Garison. Fuck you for showing me the true face of the devil. I would consider murder.
ahaha your school sucks...j/k
no seriously it does.
Honestly what kind of school plays MMMMmmMMMBOP?
MMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
No.