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Okay, guys. Here is the deal. My school has decided to do the most FUCKING RETARDED fund raising program ever. For SOME reason, they thought that it would be a good idea to play 'Mmmbop" by Hansen between every class and on repeat during the noon hour. To tell you the truth, I actually kind of liked this song, I even got the CD for Christmas when it came out. The song is catchy, and it's fun to listen to. I'm sure that all of you have the same opinion, don't you? Well, that thought in my mind is over. I have listened to the song at least 7 billion times over the last hour. And they say that this madness will continue for 2 weeks unless we donate $350 to a local charity. This is bullshit. It's torture, it's inhuman. They are taking our rights away from us. I have actually thought about going into the office, taking out the CD, and snapping it in the fucking secretarty's face. Possibly urinating on her after. Please help, Destructoid. I don't think I can take much more.
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Also, annoying students into donating money? I question the eithics/legality of this.
Oh
Oh Oh
Oh, Oh
Oh Yeah
You have so many relationships in this life,
But only one or two will last.
You go through all the pain and strife,
Then you turn your back and they're gone so fast.
Oh yeah. And They're gone so fast. yeah
Oh, so hold on to the ones who really care,
In the end they'll be the only ones there.
When you get old and start losing your hair,
Can you tell me who will still care?
Can you tell me who will still care?
Oh, oh yeah, yeah!
Chorus:
MMMbop tick a ta ba do ba
dubi da ba do ba
tick a ta ba doo
yeah eh yeah
MMMbop tick a ta ba do ba
dubi da ba do ba
tick a ta ba doo
yeah eh yeah
said Oh yeah, in an MMMBop they're gone. Yeah.
yeah eh yeah
Plant a seed, plant a flower, Plant a rose,
You can plant any one of those.
Keep planting to find out which one grows.
It's a secret no one knows.
It's a secret no one knows.
Oh, 'oes no one knows.
MMMbop tick a ta ba do ba
dubi da ba do ba
tick a ta ba doo
yeah eh yeah
MMMbop tick a ta ba do ba
dubi da ba do ba
tick a ta ba doo
yeah eh yeah
in an MMMbop theyre gone,
In an MMMbop there not there
in an MMMbop theyre gone,
In an MMMbop there not there
Until you lose your hair,
oh oh, But ya dont care
yeah yeh
MMMbop tick a ta ba do ba
dubi da ba do ba
tick a ta ba doo
yeah eh yeah
MMMbop tick a ta ba do ba
dubi da ba do ba
tick a ta ba doo
e yeah e
Eh can ya tell me, Oh,
You Know you can but you dont know
can ya tell me, Oh yeah
You Say you can but you dont know
Can ya tell me?
Ohhh, You Know you can but you dont know
(in background/alternate [ib/a]: Can you tell me which flower's going to grow)
Can ya tell me?
You Say you can but you dont know
(ib/a: Can you tell me if it's going to be a daisy or a rose)
can ya tell me?
You say you can but you dont know
(ib/a: Can you tell me which flower's going to grow)
Can you tell me?
You say you can but ya dont knoww,
you say you can but you don't know
You dont know huh
dont know whoa oh a whoaa, Oh
MMMbop
Doo ba
Doo Ba
Doo
Yeah e Yeah
MMMbop Ohh yeah
Doo ba
Doo Ba
Doo
Oh yeah e
MMMbop tick a ta ba do ba
dubi da ba do ba
tick a ta ba doo
yeah eh yeah
MMMbop tick a ta ba do ba
dubi da ba do ba
tick a ta ba doo
oh oh a whoa
MMMbop tick a ta ba do ba
dubi da ba do ba
tick a ta ba doo
oh a whoa
MMMbop tick a ta ba do ba
dubi da ba do ba
tick a ta ba doo
ohh yeah e yeah e
Eh can you tell me?
Oh, Ya know ya can but ya dont know
Can you tell me?
You say you can but ya dont knowwwwww
Say ya can but cha dont knowww
Don't (or No)
oh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!
:D
In related news, what your school is doing is a common staple of psychologic warfare, and it's actually commonly used to attempt to diffuse hostage situations. You have every right to want to die. This seems unethical.
"secretarty's face"
secretarty.. lol
Snap the CD in half.
I suggest you talk to the local charity in question (if it is a specific charity) about what the school is doing. I'm sure they would have a problem with people being treated like this. You could also contact the local news or paper, because I'm sure they'd like a good sensationalist piece to run. Basically, talk to everyone but the school.
da da da
How bizarre.. How bizarre..
da da da
...
{chorus}
OOoohh Baby
...Oooohh Baby
..It's making me crazy..
It's making me craaaazy
Everytime I look around.. ..around
..Everytime I look around..
Everytime I look around..
It's in my face
[harmonica]
--
My rendition of OMC - How Bizarre, just to help change it up a little.
I'd do that. I'm not telling you to do it. Waterboarding is easy...
Kill everyone.
Is this even legal?
You deserve to rot.
They're playing a song they don't have copyrights to for cash.
Before they play a show, the band members apparently like to walk around whatever town they're in with a big group of their fans, and the girly looking one does this in bare feet. Walking the streets of Philly in bare feet is never a good idea.
Btw, I was thinking of playing really awful music during an XBox Live game of GTAIV, and then giving everyone else the job to kill my avatar in order to stop the music.
I think that would make it seriously funny. :O)
Not that it isn't a horrible, stupid, ridiculous thing that they are doing and everyone involved should be slapped, but I don't think it's technically illegal.
I second Sadistic's suggestion.
This is the worst thing ever. I want to kill the guy who thought of this idea.
Stay strong brave soldier.
no seriously it does.
Honestly what kind of school plays MMMMmmMMMBOP?
No.
GENIUS!
Also Mexican Mafia.