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garganroo likes to sleep in the bus every morning. collects bus tickets for 3 years now. likes penny-arcade, kotaku, destructoid, discovermagazine (!), gamasutra, and lostgarden. oh, and he also works as a game designer for a certain company, so please just ignore him if he starts babbling about things between his occasional fan art update.

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missing No More Heroes (plus new fan art)
garganroo \| 10:04 AM on 07.04.2009	12 comments

I miss No More Heroes.
I miss its nonsense.
I miss its city.
I miss the somewhat predictable boss fights.
I miss its character design.
I miss the cheap one-liners.
I miss Travis' pad.
I miss stroking that pussy(cat).
I miss the uneventful drive to anywhere. With my Advent Children-esque motorcycle.
I miss Sylvia and her lies.
I miss the clothes.
I miss masturbating my remote to charge my beam katana, to the horror of anyone watching.
I miss slashing through the crowd of Smiths and seeing red all over the place.
I miss the strange collision detection.
I miss saving. (wait, what?)
And let's not forget about the cruel revelation.

Bring on the next chapter Suda.

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11 comments | showing # 1 to 11

Diverse

Fuck year. Epic game. Loved every minute of it, even if some of the boss battles nearly gave me a brain aneurysm. Can't wait for NMH2, and whatever else Suda will have to offer in the future.

I want Bad Girl to flatten my nuts with her bat.

Kyle MacGregor

No More Heroes is one of my favourite games of all time. There really is nothing quite like it. Everything about it oozes style and even things that are often mundane in other titles are made interesting in NMH.

You hit the nail on the head with "I miss saving".

I can't wait for the next wacky, fourth wall breaking adventure.

alex1314159

great stuff

mix

Bat Girl picture = hot

The only boss that I actually died at was Bat Girl as I made the mistake of getting close to her when she was crying. OTher than that it was a walk in the park. I never got why some people where having issues at all.......

Kyle MacGregor

@ Mix
Have you played the game on Bitter?

garganroo

oh yeah, I forgot about that whiny lolita. i remember the grandma with a supergun was so frustrating at first because I didn't realize I could enter the doors on either side.

Qraze

fuck you its independence day. celebrate or goddam die a cowards death. happy independence day bitch.

garganroo

i'm not american, so i see no reason to celebrate. :)

Jonathan Holmes

Awesome art. Thanks for finding it.

And yeah, out of all the games coming out in the next year that I've got butterflies for, NMH2 is the one I want the most.

perri

awesome rendition of the characters! Can't wait for NMH2

garganroo

thanks, you two. :) i wonder how those reported 50 boss characters will work on NMH2

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