Ever wanted to enter a Destructoid contest only to have the person in charge waggle his index finger and pucker his bottom lip and say "Nay Nay, my contest is open to Americans only". How gay is that? The answer? VERY. So here I present to you the Call Of Duty: First Strike Contest! Open Only To Canadian Xbox 360 owners! Give yourselves a round of applause!
I recently had this idea to gift some DLC to a friend in the United States Of America. I was hoping this particular gift could infact go towards paying for the new Black Ops Map Pack "First Strike" which hit XBLA today. Sadly because Canada is a multilingual country (damn you Canada) that actually embraces our French Canadian bretheren (WHY?) the First Strike Map Pack comes in both English & French. AKA, it ain't compatible with the American version of Black Ops. So here's where you LUCKY CANADIANS OF DESTRUCTOID COME IN.
1. Must Be Canadian: I know when your not Canadian and when your sleeping and not sleeping, I know when your awake and drinking Maple Syrup, all barrell chested with two tree trunks under each arm.
2. Must Own An Xbox 360/Xbox Live Account: Sorry Elsa, It just won't work on a PS3, I tried putting in the codes like 15 times....perhaps next time!
How To Enter
There are two ways you can enter this contest both require responding to THIS blog! I'd prefer to keep this "Call Of Duty" themed as that's what inspired me to give away the points but I'll accept answers from the "Halo" games as well if you don't play COD. So here are the questions, you can answer ONE or the other or if you're feeling ambitious you could answer BOTH but won't result in a better chance of you winning.
1. What's Your Favourite Gun and WHY is it your favourite gun for Multiplayer? (ie. if you prefer it because of some of the accessories that make it a better gun be sure to add that in your answer)
2. What's Your Favourite Perk and WHY is it your favourite perk for Multiplayer? (ie. because Ghost keeps you off the radar when a Spy Plane goes up or in Halo's case because the "Jetpack" allows me to rain death from above!
You have DOUBLE THE CHANCE OF WINNING as I have two count 'em TEE DOUBLE U OHH 1400 Point Microsoft Gift Cards to give away to you the "Lucky Canadians Of Destructoid". Use the points for whatever your heart desires be it ridiculously overpriced DLC like the latest Call Of Duty Black Ops Map Pack "First Strike" or ridiculous Avatar gear like this!
Contest Ends This Thursday February 3rd 2011 at 12:00 Noon EST. I'll throw up a blog a few hours later and announce the winners, to which I'll PM you on Destructoid (or Twitter if you prefer) the code for the points. Thanks Guys and Good Luck to all those who enter!
I have no idea if it really is 'Extremely Huge' but I thought this would be the best way to find out....
Hey gang, I haven't written anything non Friday Night Fights and even then, I haven't written one of those either. This is partially due to me being one lethargic motherfucker. The other being my PC is in the shop....again. Is it any wonder I'm never going to be a PC gamer? Anyways, just for the sake of my sanity and to see how extremely behind I am I thought I'd list the games I have yet to get to but own anyway because I have "video game purchase addiction". Only myself to blame on that one though I am making a dent (beat X-Men Origins: Wolverine last night badda bing). Thankfully my purchase list for this year is pretty small, and even with alot of great games on the way, either alot of them are games I can live without (or atleast till a later and cheaper date) or Marcus is buying (Dead Space 2 for example) but enough jibba jabba, here is the "get the fuck on that already" list for this year and the impressions of the game from what I have played.
Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions
I had been interested in this since it was first announced. Especially since the gameplay of the "Noir" Spider-Man seemed to mimmick that of Batman in Arkham Asylum. I've yet to play more than the introduction as "Noir" but it seems alright. However this game was on sale for about 35 so I picked it up and I gotta say I'm not all that impressed. It's definitely more combat based and still retains some use of environments, the "Shattered Dimensions" aspect is cool but I gotta agree with everyone else, Free Roam worked better for Spidey
The Force Unleashed II
I can't comment too much on the game. To quote SuperMonk4Ever though "I don't care if this gets me banned from Dtoid but Force Unleashed II was a really great game!" and I gotta say with DLC for a mere 1$ punt kicking Ewoks for that price is a real treat (plus a whole 60$.....shut up). The demo was alright, and I've always liked the bad assery that involved tossing Stormtroopers even if the Force Grasp is still horribly broken in II as it was in the first game. Besides, now you can use Jedi Mind Tricks. What's not to love?
The Force Unleashed - Ultimate Sith Edition
I looked for this game like a mad man, Sure I already had a copy of the regular game on PS3 but I figured now was a good as time as any to find the Ultimate Sith Edition....only to find that finding the Ultimate Sith Edition was ridiculously hard to find. Seriously, I found a copy at the very last place I went to that night and I still only walked out with the discs inside a regular cased version of the game. Either way my reason for re-purchasing was partially due to me never beating the first, plus the fact that it came with all the DLC. No way was I paying 30 dollars for all that DLC to go on my HD when I can find it all in one package and keep it off the HD. Plus I really dig the whole "what if" scenarios the DLC represents.
Kane & Lynch: Dead Men
Want to know the best part of Kane & Lynch: Dead Men? The sheer tomfoolery of shooting my brother then reviving him then shooting him again. Too bad this "best part" is something I can experience on a ton of other Co-Op experiences nevermind the second Kane & Lynch game. Let's face it, Cliffy B said it best recently on Twitter "a bad game with a good story is still a bad game". That's essentially Kane & Lynch: Dead Men which surely does better tell the story of these two criminals than the second but gameplay cannot be ignored when it comes to how awful it is. It's kind of funny to see Jim Sterling rip apart Kane & Lynch 2. He makes some valid points but gameplay wise, the second is a much smoother experience.
I honestly wouldn't have bought this for anymore than what I got it for....which was 20 whole dollars. Then recently I found a bunch of copies for 15 dollars and bought some for my brother and my friend. Seriously, this game wouldn't be nearly any fun had I not. There's something about a mediocre game that atleast is made slightly better by the fact that you have a friend to blow shit up with. That's essentially what Crackdown 2 is, a bland experience overall made more fun by aformentioned blowing shit/each other up with various vehicles.
Assassin's Creed Brotherhood
I don't know why I didn't mention this sooner, but I think it has everything to do with my brother having my copy right now. Playing online with Steezy and SuperMonk has been a blast. It's definitely something we need to do again. Sure we've mentioned the poison abuse of Monk but you know what's really annoying? Steezy's amazing grasp of climbing. I swear even if some people say they've improved it I can say they really have not with the exception of those rope thingy's that send you straight to the top of a building in a few seconds. The grappling and climbing is still shit and that's why I can never catch Steezy! DAMNIT STEEZY! DAMN YOU FOR BEING SO GOOD! I dabbled in the single player for a little bit but in all honesty, I'd be happy just playing the Multiplayer. It's pretty fun.
Red Dead Redemption
If you've ever read any of my old blogs I talked about playing Red Dead Redemption way back when on the PS3. I've since abandoned that copy for the Xbox 360 version if only so I could shoot other people on the game since I've found more people to play with it on the 'ol 360. Though now I'm finally in Mexico and I'm getting really into the character. I will admit, I kind of found the very beginning of RDR to be quite the chore. I'm not sure I really enjoyed it. However as missions passed and Marston started his assault on Fort Mercer, the game became way more fun to play. Now that I'm in Mexico during an event in history I will say I'm really enjoying myself. You know you have a good character when you do like I do and either say in your head or outloud "You're Gonna DIE Friend!".
The Mass Effect Games
I originally bought both Mass Effect games at the behest of my brother. This was well before an announcement that ME2 would be on PS3. So I did just that and bought them. This was way back in June/July and I was still pretty fixated on playing Left 4 Dead 1/2 every night because it was such an amazing game and thus Marcus would put time in his Mass Effect game when I wasn't killing zombies. I think I'd like to thank Marcus for giving me Gamerscore on games I have yet to play but after all the verbal fellatio these games get and my love for the KOTOR games I can say that once I'm done RDR the wait to play these games will be well worth it...and I still get to play Mass Effect 1! Everybody (cept PS3 owners) wins!
Onechanabara: Bikini Samurai Squad
Worst Game Ever. You warned me Occams. Okay so maybe that's an exaggeration. It has a premise that will atleast last you maybe two levels if your generous. Beyond that it's kinda meh. The basic premise is you being an unstoppable bad ass chick wearing nothing but a cowboy hat, feather boa and bikini slice and dice zombies that hardly even fight back through each level. Just pure blood splattering zombie destruction which is cool but not a strong enough visual delight to base an entire game around.
Here's a game that I tried out on the PS3 and thought was really awesome and a "I'll get back to it" game. I finally did...by buying it again on the Xbox 360. Thankfully it was ubercheap, but I guess I'll repeat myself here, the install time for this game on the PS3 is ludicrous (up to an HOUR) so I figured I'd try it on 360 and I was playing it instantly. The game looks beautiful it really does. I'm so fucking impressed with it for what I played yet I kinda want to give it the time it deserves. Where as when I'm playing Mass Effect I'll play games that can stand a second stage like Force Unleashed. Either way from what I've played and the moral choice (though less the puzzles, I might get annoyed by those) Bioshock is gonna be a fun game.
Saint's Row Double Pack
Basically this was super cheap and it was 2 games that I'd had a mild interest in. Plus I THOUGHT the second game had Splitscreen Co-Op....such a ball buster that it's online (and that nobody on my friends list save VGFreak has it). The first game looks pretty bad and since it's made by THQ I totally see WWE wrestlers in everything rendered, especially the "create a gangsta" option which has alot of shit taken straight out of the WWE CAW's. Either way my guy was a black guy with corn rows. Fucking original right? Should be some stupid fun sometime down the road.
Gears Of War
Again many thanks to one Corduroy Turtle for sending me an uber cheap copy of this game. Gears Of War is honestly one ball bustingly hard game on "Hardcore" difficulty but what did I expect? Though that last chapter was so frustratingly hard I've heard that there's a light at the end of the tunnel and that I'm getting to the end. Perhaps either Corduroy or someone else would want to sit down with me on some Gears again and help me wrap up this bad boy before Gears 3 hits.
Ever since September 2010, understandibly Halo 3 has become irrelevant. Guess what guys, I STILL haven't beaten the single player campaign. Infact the last time I played the campaign was with knutaf a mere week before Reach was coming out. I still haven't beaten Halo 3....still....STILL.
Call Of Duty: The War Collection
Ahh the "War Collection" for Xbox 360. A Call Of Duty bundle that packages Call Of Duty 2, 3 & WaW together in one ball of....meh? I can't knock it, this was a gift my mother gave me because apparently according to Marcus "I really really like Call Of Duty". It's a neat little package and I remember that night I played a "Deathmatch" game of Call Of Duty 2 at 6am of Christmas Morning just because I was curious if anyone was actually still playing this game. Apparently camping is still popular in that game. I can appreciate COD2 is a 360 Launch Title though, I remember playing it when they were first touting the Xbox 360. Plus now my friend Derbyson and I can finally play "Zombies" together on WaW.
Earth Defense Force 2017
I thought this would be a noticable mention considering this was also gifted to me around Christmas via a points card. I kinda looked for this game and couldn't find it anyways so for the first time ever I was excited to hear about a game coming to "Games On Demand". So now I have this game taking up 1.52 GB of HD space...a small price to pay for a game that's pretty fun. Too bad I stopped playing...it's fucking hard on Hard. Alas, an achievement I'll never get but this game is just so ridiculously over the top I gotta say, what's not to love?
The Fable Series
I know a may be in for disappointment if I play the preportedly vastly superior first and second games in the series going onto the 3rd one but I still haven't decided if I want to play from the beginning (with all the infamous Xbox Classics freezing up on 360s) or just skip to Fable III which Marcus has. Maybe I should skip Fable all together...OR SHOULD I?
Dead Space(and inevitably Dead Space 2)
Marcus owns the first game on 360 and will be picking up Dead Space 2 so you know will I ever get to play this game? Who knows but I remember thinking John Carpenter's "The Thing" when I saw Marcus play it so I may have to try and give it a go sooner than later. Beyond that I can't comment really. Looks like it's gonna be way more fun than Resident Evil 5.
Fallout: New Vegas
Oh Fallout series. How I loved Fallout 3. I almost played all the way through all the DLC had it not totally fucked up my game horribly. I just got so sick of the bugs (and the extreme length of the game) that I put it down but all in all I thought Fallout 3 was really great. Now I'm apprehensive about doing it all over again. I think I'm still gonna need some time to mentally prepare for New Vegas.
Kind of intrigued about this game as the premise sounds interesting....or do I even know what the hell this game is about? Help me out here, this is like a game where you take down giant monsters? Lost Planet 2 includes like 4 players right? Or is Monster Hunter Tri just something I need to play? Either way Marcus bought this for 10$ so one day I should try it.
That's pretty much it just for retail releases. I'm so ridiculously behind it actually hurts my very being to think about it although it's made me think about what games I want to prioritize playthroughs of (ie Dead Space). Thanks for reading guys! I'll try and write something better once easy access to a PC is a thing that I can do.
List Of Games (I Want) To Finish
XBLA Lara Croft: Guardian of Light
Dead Rising 2: Case West
Super Meat Boy
Xbox Originals Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Stubbs The Zombie
Destroy All Humans
Expansions/DLC Undead Nightmare (RDR)
Episodes 1 & 2 (Half Life 2)
Tatooine (Force Unleashed)
Jedi Academy (Force Unleashed)
Hoth (Force Unleashed)
Endor (Force Unleashed II)
Any DLC Marcus Got For Mass Effect 1/2
Here on Destructoid we pride ourselves on being the best of the best, of the best of the best. Seriously. So with that said, we gather once again for a night of Friday...Night....shit.
Before we do any of that I wanted to say thanks to Lenigod. He recently threw a contest to give out some free Microsoft Points and he chose me as the winner. I just so happened to play some Black Ops with him last night and after he left I kinda kicked myself for not saying thank you with my human voice. So I planned long and hard (lol) to post a thank you blog dedicated to Lenigod himself last night only to find some asshole named Marcus occupying his fat ass where my fat ass should have been, the fucking PC. So I resigned to wait, and wait I did....in slumberland. I fell asleep. By the time I woke up posting a Thank you blog at Midnight seemed kinda pointless. Who the HELL was gonna read it? So with resignations I decided I had no choice but to cobble it together with this and just say...THANKS DOOD. The fact that I kinda posted just a random comment about not even playing Grand Turismo and being gifted some Microsoft Points is an awesome testament to the people on this site versus the people on OTHER sites. Your the best. b (which means, thumbs up)
So with that as my thank you concludes I wanted to leave you guys with this, a video featuring Lenigod and I in action during some Call Of Duty: Black Ops. It's entitled "LenigoBOOM and the Poofy Hat Of DOOM". ENJOY!
What's going down tonight on the Friday Night Fights? A few people have expressed interest in playing some games. Initially I was just gonna cancel but apparently we have time, we can rebuild and make this the best Non-Mr.Andy Dixon Pre-Christmas Post-Awesome Friday Night Fights edition EVA. It is after all "The Eve Of Eves!" Forum member and all around nice guy ScottyG has posted up the Forum version of the 360 FNF this week and is up for some Battlefield Bad Company 2 as he puts the new Vietnam expansion through it's paces. Me though? I'm hoping that around 10 or 11pm EST when we start to hit capacity we could play a few rounds of Versus on Left 4 Dead 2....whaddya say? We need to gather AS A GROUP AND PLAY THIS GAME AGAIN. Nothing beats Zombies on the holidays. Before that I'm down for anything really, Halo? Call Of Duty? Red Dead Redemption? Hell I have still yet to play the X-Men Arcade with a bunch of Xbros. When we gonna change that DAWG?
Here's what's on tap
Xbox 360 Friday Night Fights ***Eve Of Eves Edition*** December 24th, 2010
Game: Battlefield Bad Company 2 Host: ScottyG (GT: ScottyGrayskull)
Time: 11:30 EST
Game: X-Men Arcade/Red Dead Redemption/Call Of Duty: Black Ops/Halo: Reach/Ass Creed? Host: Me (GT: garethxxgod)
Time: 8pm EST
Game: Left 4 Dead 2 Host: Me (GT: garethxxgod)
Time: 10 or 11pm EST
If you want to host something let it be known in the comments, leave a time and your gamertag and what game you want to play. If you want to join a game let that be know as well and don't be afraid to send Friend Requests/Party Joins to the Gamertags listed. Unfortunately I'm not sure how much I'll be updating this because I'll probably be gone for a good chunk of the day but I'll try (if I remember) to check back on some game requests! Thanks guys!
Hey yo guys, it's Friday again and you know what that means?!? Washing your socks and paying your bills time! No wait...sorry Friday Night Fights yes that's it. Though socks will still be washed. So here's the dealio, I'll be posting this now with a few set events and if you want to HOST something let me know by posting the game(s) and the TIME (very important) and if I don't already have it your Gamertag and I'll add it to the list by 3pm (no later). So with that here's what's on tap this Friday
Xbox 360 Friday Night Fights December 17th, 2010
Game: X-Men Arcade Host: Me (GT: garethxxgod)
Time: 6pm EDT
Being that I'm working again on a Friday night, I have to get my gaming on earlier than I'd like. So if anyone else lives on the east coast and is around at 6pm (3pm west coast) come and join me for some Arcade beat 'em up action, early 90's X-Men style.
Game: Call Of Duty: Black Ops Host: Me or anyone else on my Friend's List (GT: garethxxgod)
Time: 8pm EDT
I might not make it to this one, but feel free to start up a party for some Call Of Duty: Black Ops with the knowledge had I probably not been tired I would have powered through some CODBLOPS with you.
Unless he specifically tells me he won't be available come 8:30 PST (11:30 to us east coasters) knutaf seems always available forever for some Halo: Reach. ALWAYS...FOREVER...KNUTAF....ON REACH...think about it.
Game: Left 4 Dead 2, Halo: Reach, Bioshock 2, Condemned 2, MvC2 or Harms Way Host: Epic KxDtoid (GT: firespin97)
Time: More details to follow
Alright, comment away on if you wanna join or host a game on the Friday Night Fights. I'll come back around 3pm EDT to add any games to the list you might want to host. Keep in mind if there's a game on here throw out a Friend Request to the people involved. Or even better if a specific person isn't online, you'll notice on some friends lists they usually have "Dtoid/Destructoid" in their saying. That usually means they don't mind being harrassed relentlessly to play games with you. That's it folks!
War Is Hell. Sure, that's what you say now, but wait till your playin' with all ya buddies on Xbox Live and depending on whether your kicking ass or taking it up the moviepoopshoot.com you'll decided how much HELL you're ready to be in for MR. I don't think that made sense.
I guess Vietnam is popular these days. With Call Of Duty releasing recently and Battlefield getting it's own Vietnam expansion, it seems none of us can escape the inevitable time warp that is the 60's/70's. Can't we just Give Peace A Chance man?
With that I present to you, what's on tap...for this Friday Night Fightses.
Xbox 360 Friday Night Fights December 3rd, 2010
Game: Call Of Duty Black Ops Host: ME (GT: garethxxgod)
Time: 8pm EDT
Still not tired of marathonin' it around the map while tossing a million bullets into some dude with your MPL? We got'chu covered.
Game: Battlefield Bad Company 2/Red Dead Redemption/Borderlands Host: Corduroy Turtle (same GT)
Time: 7pm CST (times may vary)
Battlefield Bad Company 2 brings Vietnam into the fold with it's new expansion pack. There many also be some he'hawin' and Loot grabbin' going on.
Calll Offff Dooooooddddy is a battle cry I sometimes let loose because I used to look down on the franchise. Another silly fucking herp-a-derp army game awash in a sea of herp-a-derp army games. Sure you won't find me going out to get the next Battlefield, but I decided to buy my FIRST Call of Duty game in Black Ops and I'd be remiss in saying I've had no fun playing Call Of Duty. Because it's my first I'm sure is the reason I've enjoyed my Black Ops experience and with most of the regular gang giving Black Ops a miss, won't you join us as we lobbeth thy holy hand grenade at one of us in an attempt to get a kill streak in an attempt to get a tiny remote control car with C4 strapped to it to go blow up some poor schmoe not quick witted enough to see impending doom?
Amongst Call Of Duty: Black Ops we have a ridiculous amount of game choices, from new to old, Black Friday be damned if you don't come away finding a cheaper copy of a game you can play with us RIGHT HERE....RIGHT...ON THE FRIDAY NIGHT FIGHTS! LOUD NOISES!
I'd like to take a minute though to thank M. Shamalayana Randy Dixon for posting the last few 360 FNF Blogs as I've been extremely lazy and had no computer to post them. So thanks M Randy, for stepping in and...god damnit it's MR ANDY DIXON. HOW FUCKING HARD IS THAT? Either way, let's see what's on tap for this Friday Night....
Xbox 360 Friday Night Fights November 26th, 2010
Firstly I want to bring to the attention of all that Antwhan would like to host more Gears Of War 2. How cool is that? Be sure to check this shit and join him on some Gears! If he has any changes in mind let me know.
Game: Gears Of War 2 Host: Antwhan (GT: Wast1102)
Time: 7 or 8pm EST
Note: These are a loose guideline of games and times to which you can join up and play. Sadly not every game gets played on the FNF list but keep in mind you can always get back to this thread and host something definitively. Since these are games I'm looking to play, if you wanna join in, send a Friend or Party request to the Gamertag: garethxxgod
Game: Call Of Duty: Black Ops Time: 8pm EDT
Ahh Call Of Duty, what can be said that hasn't already been said? LAG, ridiculous deaths? People caring about Prestiging? What's not to be mildly entertained by?
Game: Halo: Reach/Red Dead Redemption Time: 10-11pm EDT
This is where we get into hybrids. I recently picked up Red Dead Redemption for the Xbox 360. I desperately want to ride into the wild west with ALL OF YOU....but some people want to stop that and it's up to US to stop em. Or incase everyone else whines there's Halo. Way to be unimaginative guys.
Game: Left 4 Dead/AC Brotherhood Time: 12pm-1am EDT
This'll probably be just me and SuperMonk4Ever...and maybe our brothers...ah, whatever It's Left 4 Dead, alot of you clearly need more Left 4 Dead and or possibly Assassin's Creed Brotherhood in your LIVES.
AND AT SPECIAL REQUEST OF MISS ALICE DIXON
Game: Half-Life 2 Host: Miss Alice Dixon Time: When I Grow Up
If you want to join us on a game of whatever or you have a game of something you want to host let it be known in the comments! And be sure to tell Andy he has a cute butt...oh wait sorry Occams is pimp slapping me for stealing abit of sexual tension from he and Andy.