Atleast tell me WHY guys! That way I can used game pictures with your quotes in 'em. I can't very well put DEAD SPACE 2 in large font.
Aren't you in the middle of Kameo? Finish it!
Metro 2033!
or Half Life 2: Ep 2
Enslaved was... fine. The controls always felt kind of stiff or unwieldy to me, which, in comparison to other games like God of War or Xmen Wolverine and so on feels unacceptable. And the platforming wasn't as smooth as Assassin's Creed, so that was a bummer too.
Still, the environments were pretty great, the story was alright, and the combat wasn't so bad I wanted to stop playing. Once I stopped obsessively collecting those baubles I had a better time.
Metro 2033!
or Half Life 2: Ep 2
Enslaved was... fine. The controls always felt kind of stiff or unwieldy to me, which, in comparison to other games like God of War or Xmen Wolverine and so on feels unacceptable. And the platforming wasn't as smooth as Assassin's Creed, so that was a bummer too.
Still, the environments were pretty great, the story was alright, and the combat wasn't so bad I wanted to stop playing. Once I stopped obsessively collecting those baubles I had a better time.
Trip has got to be one of the absolute worst video game characters of all time. Look, I get it. She "needed" to use Monkey like her own personal slave so that she could get back to her village. Like Gareth said, her "feelings" toward the situation should have shown through a lot sooner.
The thing with Trip is, I didn't feel bad for her. I didn't feel sorry for her when she arrived at her village. I didn't feel sorry for her "woe is me" story after Monkey realized that he had been "Enslaved" by her. If anything I felt bad for Monkey.
Speaking of which; here we have Monkey, some random guy who has this crazy ass collar strapped around his neck against his will and without his knowing and is forced to drag his captor around risking his life for her. He doesn't want to be there, he doesn't want to be part of the situation but guess what? Tough shit. He has to deal with it.
During my play through I kept hoping that Monkey would somehow find a way to free himself of that collar and just throw Trip off the side of some random mountain. Maybe then I would have given a shit about her or her situation, plus it would have made the game a whole lot better.
I could go on and on about Enslaved and my feelings towards it, I'll just say this, Enslaved was without a doubt the worst 60 bucks that I spent on a game all last year.
As for what game you should play next, my vote goes for either Dead Space 2 (I loved it because of the story, atmosphere, and sound design) or Metro 2033 (because it really is one of the best shooters to date).
The thing with Trip is, I didn't feel bad for her. I didn't feel sorry for her when she arrived at her village. I didn't feel sorry for her "woe is me" story after Monkey realized that he had been "Enslaved" by her. If anything I felt bad for Monkey.
Speaking of which; here we have Monkey, some random guy who has this crazy ass collar strapped around his neck against his will and without his knowing and is forced to drag his captor around risking his life for her. He doesn't want to be there, he doesn't want to be part of the situation but guess what? Tough shit. He has to deal with it.
During my play through I kept hoping that Monkey would somehow find a way to free himself of that collar and just throw Trip off the side of some random mountain. Maybe then I would have given a shit about her or her situation, plus it would have made the game a whole lot better.
I could go on and on about Enslaved and my feelings towards it, I'll just say this, Enslaved was without a doubt the worst 60 bucks that I spent on a game all last year.
As for what game you should play next, my vote goes for either Dead Space 2 (I loved it because of the story, atmosphere, and sound design) or Metro 2033 (because it really is one of the best shooters to date).
I'd say finish off Shadows of the Damned, I loved that game. Oozing with style, some fun boss battles, and lots of humor all over the place. Plus, it's relatively short so you could mop it up rather quick and move on to the next game!
OK, Metro 2033 is pretty brilliant. It has great atmosphere, a really solid story, and a lot of immersion.
Half Life 2: Ep 2 is just one of those Valve masterpieces. It's pretty much universally acclaimed. There's no good reason not to experience it.
Half Life 2: Ep 2 is just one of those Valve masterpieces. It's pretty much universally acclaimed. There's no good reason not to experience it.
Shadows of The Damned, I mean come on... You know you have to play it. Also, a boss that pisses darkness? Yes please.
I'll throw in Metro 2033, perhaps one of the greatest overlooked games of this generation. If you can look past the campy Russian accents and light-switch stealth mechanics.
Dead Space 2 is also good.
I would actively suggest you not play Jericho, that game was absolute garbage, and I usually like any FPS regardless of crap factor. Bullet Witch is good, but only if you're in the right mood.
Dead Space 2 is also good.
I would actively suggest you not play Jericho, that game was absolute garbage, and I usually like any FPS regardless of crap factor. Bullet Witch is good, but only if you're in the right mood.
[i]"Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood!
... because you get to ride horsies! :)"[/i]
I want to love this game so bad, but every time I start it up I get bored. And I don't know, Elsa, but after Red Dead Redemption, the horse riding in Assassin's Creed is kinda .. meh. lol
Sorry to hear you didn't enjoy Enslaved, Gareth. I'm afraid to pick another one. :/ Hmm let's see.. I'd pick either Dead Space 2 (Fun game play + creepy atmosphere = win) or finish off Shadows of the Damned. My daughter's still bugging me about playing it, it looked fun, lots of humor. And like Monk said - Darkness pissing boss. Right?
... because you get to ride horsies! :)"[/i]
I want to love this game so bad, but every time I start it up I get bored. And I don't know, Elsa, but after Red Dead Redemption, the horse riding in Assassin's Creed is kinda .. meh. lol
Sorry to hear you didn't enjoy Enslaved, Gareth. I'm afraid to pick another one. :/ Hmm let's see.. I'd pick either Dead Space 2 (Fun game play + creepy atmosphere = win) or finish off Shadows of the Damned. My daughter's still bugging me about playing it, it looked fun, lots of humor. And like Monk said - Darkness pissing boss. Right?
Dead Space 2 – because that bit with the eye.
Something will happen and you’ll be all “EWW, was that the bit with the eye?”
And then later something else will happen and then you’ll go “JESUS CHRIST, that must be the bit with the eye Handy was talking about, FUCK.”
And then the bit with the eye will happen.
Something will happen and you’ll be all “EWW, was that the bit with the eye?”
And then later something else will happen and then you’ll go “JESUS CHRIST, that must be the bit with the eye Handy was talking about, FUCK.”
And then the bit with the eye will happen.
Here's a quote for you you little bitch:
"In Dead Space 2 there's awesome shit that happens and then it's all like BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER."
"In Dead Space 2 there's awesome shit that happens and then it's all like BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER."
Fable III because it's truly a game that fails, but allows you to see what they actually wanted to achieve while never actually achieving it.
Dead Space 2 because it is the perfect example of how sequels should be done. It's still a contender for my personal GOTY.
A hard choice. Dead Space 2 is (obviously, thanks Andy) a good choice. Metro 2033 really exceeded my expectations. The end of AssCreedBros caved my head in. hmm...
I'd say Half life 2: Episode 2. Because then you can see why we all yell at Valve for the next installment. Also, it's probably shorter than some of your other choices, so maybe it will kick-start your interest in your backlog.
I'd say Half life 2: Episode 2. Because then you can see why we all yell at Valve for the next installment. Also, it's probably shorter than some of your other choices, so maybe it will kick-start your interest in your backlog.
I'm gonna say Metro 2033. Sorry to send another flawed but cool game at ya. Metro is a really weird game with all these brilliant ideas and frustrating problems that you just have to try.
Switch on the sub-titles, set the voice work to Russian, and turn off the lights.
Switch on the sub-titles, set the voice work to Russian, and turn off the lights.
Spider-Man: Web of Shadows - because no one's mentioned it!
Nah, I'm just funnin. Play Space Cocks 2: BonerXBoner Tournament Edition.
Nah, I'm just funnin. Play Space Cocks 2: BonerXBoner Tournament Edition.
@Turtle: This is going to blow your mind, but I think DS2 is my GOTY, too. Mainly because everything else has been so disappointing. It's probably the only game I sat down with and enjoyed from start to finish.
Fuck it, Dead Space 2.
For what it's worth, don't play the Multiplayer. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T PLAY THE MULTIPLAYER!
Fuck it, Dead Space 2.
For what it's worth, don't play the Multiplayer. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T PLAY THE MULTIPLAYER!

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