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Hey guys! How you been? Grrrrrreat? I thought so. So I did what you said. I played the game you guys suggested and boy...what a game Enslaved was. I'll type out some thoughts at the bottom of this about the game but since I had fun creating the blogs and hearing about what you guys wanted me to play I figured why not...let's do it again! You decided what VIDJA GAEM I play Next!



I won't lie everyone, after last time's experiment I'm a little nervous handing over complete control over to you guys. It's like being gassed at the dentist's and having Occams & Mr. Andy Dixon showing up, Occams looting your body for treasure he can add to his shrine of oddities while Andy touches you in inappropriate ways......there's a 50-50 chance it'll be a pleasurable experience. Yet again, here we are and I want YOU DA DESTRUCTOID COMMONITY to decided what I'm playing

I have one small stipulation this time however...since I liked the format I had last time with the pretty pictures with your pretty little quotes all over it I'd ask that you please do either the following. Let me know why I should be playing the game or why you loved it. It'll make for better quote pictures I promise! Well without further adieu here it is...with some brand spanking new games thrown into the mix....the list of games YOU can vote for. Thanks again everybody for participating, let's find out what you guys think I should be playin'

Games (I should add all these games are for the Xbox 360, if they have co-op in anyway feel free to join me! It makes games more fun!)

Dead Space 2
Assassin's Creed Brotherhood
Dead Island (more co-op with StriderHoang please)
Shadows Of The Damned (loving what I've played so far)
Alice: Madness Returns
Metro 2033
Half-Life 2: Episode 2
Kameo: Elements Of Power (one of my new favourite 360 exclusives)
Bullet Witch
Dante's Inferno
Fable III
Saints Row
Saints Row 2
F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin
Spider-Man: Web Of Shadows
Halo 3
Clive Barker's Jericho


That's it folks, other than a few games I've omitted due to a lack of interest have at it! Pick something good okay guys ;) I'll get back to this in probably a couple of days or so and tally the votes, create pretty pictures and what not. And now the moment you've been waiting for (with baited breath I'm sure) my thoughts on Enslaved.



Enslaved is pretty average. There I said it. Average. I'll come out and say it right now, part of the reason I didn't enjoy it as much as I could have is absolutely mine and my brother's fault. He suggested to me Enslaved was "easy" on the Hardest difficulty. So for the first half of the game I was fighting tough battles with shitty hit detection with little health to show for it. Around halfway through the game I was so frustrated with how the game played I had to be fair to Enslaved and allow myself to enjoy it so I turned the difficulty down to Normal and went back at it...and yet still alot of the same problems persisted though thankfully the game became alot more manageable.

Still thought frequently I would hit bosses that I knew was supposed to deal damage yet got nothing and Monkey's controls were so unwieldy at times. I would play a little game called "Find The Pin Prick" in which to activate a certain thing I'd have to zero in on the exact spot I needed to be to activate it. By all means from a gameplay standpoint Enslaved is a really flawed game, it's only saving grace in that department is the platforming which at times was pretty inventive and pretty fluid provided you weren't going up or down.

Then that brings us to the "story". I have no real knowledge of the OTTW other than Dragon Ball so it was neat to see the parallels to that show versus this game. Monkey with a strip of material down his back like Goku's tail or even just a monkey tail in general. His cloud which was essentially the flying Nimbus (sorry only one person can ride this thing) and of course Pigsy (essentially Oolong). Let's just say though when it came down to it I really enjoyed the banter from Monkey and Pigsy and while I felt Monkey was definitely taken for a ride, he was a likable character to Pigsy's comedy relief. It's Trip that was the problem...the most unlikable character in the game.

If you haven't played the game I'll try and be as vague as possible as I'm talking about sections of the game that contain spoilers. Here's essentially my problem with Trip. I empathize with her situation, she all alone and with no one to protect her, "enslaves" Monkey so that he'll help her on her way back home. She needs him to survive. Still it does mean toting her around as quite the annoyance and I ended up disliking her for putting Monkey through all this crap to begin with. However we figure there will be a section of the game where Trip breaks down and admits to Monkey that what she did was "wrong" and gains some redemption as a character for essentially holding another person hostage for their own gain. The problem I have is that this revelation doesn't come until WAAAAAAAYYYYYY too late in the game. Hell I was worried it was never gonna show up but there's a scene earlier on after you reach the ended of Trip's village stage which would have been perfect for this scene to happen. There comes a point where Monkey as fulfilled his obligation and gotten Trip to her village. Something happens. That's when she should have said, "what I did was wrong, I'll let you go" to which Monkey being the dolt that he is would have gladly stayed by her side. Again though, it comes way too late for me to consider her a likable character, forcing Monkey on even further....but that's just me.

Again average game with a decent ending. It would have made for a better animated film rather than the sloppy video game we got. I'd give it a 6/10 if I had to score it. To be fair, average is better than just plain bad though, I could see the quality in the game and it's narrative but I wasn't as enthralled by it as some of you guys were. Different Stroke I suppose.
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Dead Space 2
Bullet Witch :D
Dead Space 2
Atleast tell me WHY guys! That way I can used game pictures with your quotes in 'em. I can't very well put DEAD SPACE 2 in large font.
Bullet Witch because :Suffer well, my friend: :D
Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood!
... because you get to ride horsies! :)
Aren't you in the middle of Kameo? Finish it!

Metro 2033!
or Half Life 2: Ep 2

Enslaved was... fine. The controls always felt kind of stiff or unwieldy to me, which, in comparison to other games like God of War or Xmen Wolverine and so on feels unacceptable. And the platforming wasn't as smooth as Assassin's Creed, so that was a bummer too.

Still, the environments were pretty great, the story was alright, and the combat wasn't so bad I wanted to stop playing. Once I stopped obsessively collecting those baubles I had a better time.
Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood!
... because you get to ride horsies! :)
Trip has got to be one of the absolute worst video game characters of all time. Look, I get it. She "needed" to use Monkey like her own personal slave so that she could get back to her village. Like Gareth said, her "feelings" toward the situation should have shown through a lot sooner.

The thing with Trip is, I didn't feel bad for her. I didn't feel sorry for her when she arrived at her village. I didn't feel sorry for her "woe is me" story after Monkey realized that he had been "Enslaved" by her. If anything I felt bad for Monkey.

Speaking of which; here we have Monkey, some random guy who has this crazy ass collar strapped around his neck against his will and without his knowing and is forced to drag his captor around risking his life for her. He doesn't want to be there, he doesn't want to be part of the situation but guess what? Tough shit. He has to deal with it.

During my play through I kept hoping that Monkey would somehow find a way to free himself of that collar and just throw Trip off the side of some random mountain. Maybe then I would have given a shit about her or her situation, plus it would have made the game a whole lot better.

I could go on and on about Enslaved and my feelings towards it, I'll just say this, Enslaved was without a doubt the worst 60 bucks that I spent on a game all last year.

As for what game you should play next, my vote goes for either Dead Space 2 (I loved it because of the story, atmosphere, and sound design) or Metro 2033 (because it really is one of the best shooters to date).
I'd say finish off Shadows of the Damned, I loved that game. Oozing with style, some fun boss battles, and lots of humor all over the place. Plus, it's relatively short so you could mop it up rather quick and move on to the next game!
OK, Metro 2033 is pretty brilliant. It has great atmosphere, a really solid story, and a lot of immersion.

Half Life 2: Ep 2 is just one of those Valve masterpieces. It's pretty much universally acclaimed. There's no good reason not to experience it.
Jericho because I've never heard of it.
Shadows of The Damned, I mean come on... You know you have to play it. Also, a boss that pisses darkness? Yes please.
I'll throw in Metro 2033, perhaps one of the greatest overlooked games of this generation. If you can look past the campy Russian accents and light-switch stealth mechanics.

Dead Space 2 is also good.

I would actively suggest you not play Jericho, that game was absolute garbage, and I usually like any FPS regardless of crap factor. Bullet Witch is good, but only if you're in the right mood.
Dead Space 2.
[i]"Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood!
... because you get to ride horsies! :)"[/i]

I want to love this game so bad, but every time I start it up I get bored. And I don't know, Elsa, but after Red Dead Redemption, the horse riding in Assassin's Creed is kinda .. meh. lol

Sorry to hear you didn't enjoy Enslaved, Gareth. I'm afraid to pick another one. :/ Hmm let's see.. I'd pick either Dead Space 2 (Fun game play + creepy atmosphere = win) or finish off Shadows of the Damned. My daughter's still bugging me about playing it, it looked fun, lots of humor. And like Monk said - Darkness pissing boss. Right?
Dead Space 2 – because that bit with the eye.

Something will happen and you’ll be all “EWW, was that the bit with the eye?”

And then later something else will happen and then you’ll go “JESUS CHRIST, that must be the bit with the eye Handy was talking about, FUCK.”

And then the bit with the eye will happen.
Here's a quote for you you little bitch:

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halo 3
Dead Space 2
I hear Dead Space 2 has a shit ton on Boner in it
Dead Space 2. Where else will you get torn asunder by horrors from beyond the edge of space?
Fable III because it's truly a game that fails, but allows you to see what they actually wanted to achieve while never actually achieving it.
@Isay Isay

I can confirm that!
Bullet Witch, because............


So pretty
Dead Space 2 because it is the perfect example of how sequels should be done. It's still a contender for my personal GOTY.
@Corduroy Turtle

Mine too! It's between that and Portal 2... and Gears 3... and Battlefield 3...
WAIT? YOU HAVEN'T BEAT HALO 3?!

The fuck?

Halo 3.
WAIT? YOU HAVEN'T BEAT HALO 3?!

The fuck?

Halo 3.
Have you considered playing Dead Space 2?
A hard choice. Dead Space 2 is (obviously, thanks Andy) a good choice. Metro 2033 really exceeded my expectations. The end of AssCreedBros caved my head in. hmm...
I'd say Half life 2: Episode 2. Because then you can see why we all yell at Valve for the next installment. Also, it's probably shorter than some of your other choices, so maybe it will kick-start your interest in your backlog.
I'm gonna say Metro 2033. Sorry to send another flawed but cool game at ya. Metro is a really weird game with all these brilliant ideas and frustrating problems that you just have to try.

Switch on the sub-titles, set the voice work to Russian, and turn off the lights.
Space Boners 2
Oh come on! Shadows of the Damned has boners! Jeesh....lol
Dead Space 2 because it's DEAD SPACE 2!!!
Dead Space 2
Spider-Man: Web of Shadows - because no one's mentioned it!

Nah, I'm just funnin. Play Space Cocks 2: BonerXBoner Tournament Edition.
@Turtle: This is going to blow your mind, but I think DS2 is my GOTY, too. Mainly because everything else has been so disappointing. It's probably the only game I sat down with and enjoyed from start to finish.

Fuck it, Dead Space 2.

For what it's worth, don't play the Multiplayer. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T PLAY THE MULTIPLAYER!
Dead Space Jam 2.

Hahahahaha. I love it when Occam comes back.

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