i love videogames. i also love oreos. it appears that oreos are all the rage these days, which is cool with me. over the past 2-3 weeks, i've gone out and sampled many of the new oreo inspired treats to hit the market, and ate them so you don't have to.

Oreo Desert Pizza: dominoes is on the oreo wagon! the only thing this snack has going for it is the fact taht they'll bring it to you. other than that, you can tell things are going to go terribly wrong just be looking at it on the menu. dessert. pizza. 2 great words that should never be used to describe a single item. i guess it could work, pizza is round and so are oreos, as well as many other delicious treats, like cake. and pie. this is a thin crust that i believe is supposed to taste like graham crackers, but tastes more like cardboard. its then got melted marshmellows and oreo sprinked on top. this should be like a smore, with oreos taking the place of chocolate, which should be awsome, but the cardboard crust causes this to be less appealing then britney crotch shots post federline. 3/10.


Oreo Explosion: i am lactose intollerant. i still ate this thing. all of it. i shit for about 3 hours afterward. 2 days later, i found myself back at baskin robins, followed by back in the bathroom. tuesdays they have 2 for one sundaes. i have been in baskin robins every tuesday since. followed by the bathroom. any snack that makes me willingly put my intestines on the line, has to be good. the pleasure exceeds the pain, and encourages me to spend quality time with my psp. i can't recommend this enough. if i could eat it, and stay in good health, i'd have these in my hands at all times, and pumped into my mouth while i sleep. if you get it with 'jamocha oreo ice cream' which is like coffee ice cream with crumbled oreos, it becomes an edible orgasm. this thing has chocolate syrup, whip cream, ice cream, crumbled oreos, some other delicious syrup and it all fits in a handy dandy to-go cup. god i love these things. 9/10

Oreo Cakesters: is it a cookie? is it a snack cake? does it matter? these things are gold! think of small round devil dogs, with cakier cake, and oreo style cream, so its a little thicker than the usual snack cake when it comes to fillings, but i'll be damned, this is the best snack cake to hit the shelves since the funny bone. 8.5/10

its a great time to be an oreo fan, and 2/3 endorsed products are well worth the hype. put down your haloz, pick up your oreos. if god intended for gamers to be fit, he wouldn't have made couches so comfortable.