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We're all fucked
gabe sylar | 9:43 PM on 03.18.2009 17 comments


I've never been one for a conspiracy in my life but this one too erie to pass up.


Recently Avon came out with a new product called ANEW, but more suspiciously ANEW CLINICAL Derma-Full X3 Facial Filling Serum. Now according to the site this is what ANEW does:" First from Avon: injectable-grade facial filler. A skin care breakthrough! Fullness perfected, not injected!* Dramatic results for dramatically less! Super concentrated serum.** 3x the level of injectable-grade hyaluronic acid for dramatic filling & plumping.*** In just 3 days, begins to reduce the look of deep folds. In 2 weeks, 82% of women saw more youthful fullness in the cheek area.**** In 4 weeks, dramatically reduces the look of deep facial folds and hollowness. Use after PM cleansing, before moisturizing. 1 fl. oz."

When I this ad I was struck with an odd sense of Deja Vu, and then it hit me.

Are we all screwed? I say aye.



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Krow's Destructoid Blog
Meh.
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
I was going to write a blog about this a while back, but then I laughed at the thought of putting "video games", "Resident Evil", "facial serum", and "Avon" in the same sentence.
HydroTonix's Destructoid Blog
Thats some catwoman shit right thrr.
CelicaCrazed's Destructoid Blog
Mr. Sylar,
I have to admit that I haven't watched your show in 3 weeks. I just can't seem to download the latest episodes. I could only take the sucking for so long. Why can't you guys be consistently awesome like Chuck? Please rediscover the magic of the first season.

Your concerned friend,
CelicaCrazed
Puppy Licks's Destructoid Blog
I call dibs on Francis.
Daxelman's Destructoid Blog
Dibs on Zoey.
Gantz's Destructoid Blog
eh.
garison's Destructoid Blog
That shit freaks me out.
007's Destructoid Blog
I use this shit on my balls every morning. Seriously, try it out. It'll make you look like you got fucking peaches in my pants
Redzie's Destructoid Blog
this is like the thrid blog I've seen with all this in the past month.
MechaMonkey's Destructoid Blog
This is the first blog I've seen with this in the past month, because I'm a busy sort of guy. I approve.
Atlas's Destructoid Blog
You don't know purple drank.
Aziel13's Destructoid Blog
what next
people named atlas are really named fontaine!
MEE's Destructoid Blog
what's next?
ME is short for michel-étienne?
RonBurgandy2010's Destructoid Blog
Watch, one of the guys who pitched the idea is laughing his head off because none of his co-workers gets it.
nebones's Destructoid Blog
Hmm
Naim Master's Destructoid Blog
I got dibs on a alive person that stays alive and doesn't see anyone she likes dying !


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