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gabesylar | 9:43 PM on 03.18.2009 18 comments


I've never been one for a conspiracy in my life but this one too erie to pass up.


Recently Avon came out with a new product called ANEW, but more suspiciously ANEW CLINICAL Derma-Full X3 Facial Filling Serum. Now according to the site this is what ANEW does:" First from Avon: injectable-grade facial filler. A skin care breakthrough! Fullness perfected, not injected!* Dramatic results for dramatically less! Super concentrated serum.** 3x the level of injectable-grade hyaluronic acid for dramatic filling & plumping.*** In just 3 days, begins to reduce the look of deep folds. In 2 weeks, 82% of women saw more youthful fullness in the cheek area.**** In 4 weeks, dramatically reduces the look of deep facial folds and hollowness. Use after PM cleansing, before moisturizing. 1 fl. oz."

When I this ad I was struck with an odd sense of Deja Vu, and then it hit me.

Are we all screwed? I say aye.



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Krow's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2009 22:07
Krow
Meh.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2009 22:09
MrSadistic
I was going to write a blog about this a while back, but then I laughed at the thought of putting "video games", "Resident Evil", "facial serum", and "Avon" in the same sentence.
HydroTonix's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2009 22:15
HydroTonix
Thats some catwoman shit right thrr.
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2009 22:27
CelicaCrazed
Mr. Sylar,
I have to admit that I haven't watched your show in 3 weeks. I just can't seem to download the latest episodes. I could only take the sucking for so long. Why can't you guys be consistently awesome like Chuck? Please rediscover the magic of the first season.

Your concerned friend,
CelicaCrazed
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2009 22:29
Puppy Licks
I call dibs on Francis.
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2009 22:36
Daxelman
Dibs on Zoey.
Gantz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2009 22:58
Gantz
eh.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2009 22:59
garison
That shit freaks me out.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2009 23:25
007
I use this shit on my balls every morning. Seriously, try it out. It'll make you look like you got fucking peaches in my pants
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2009 00:11
Red TheHaze Veron
this is like the thrid blog I've seen with all this in the past month.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2009 02:48
MechaMonkey
This is the first blog I've seen with this in the past month, because I'm a busy sort of guy. I approve.
Atlas's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2009 02:59
Atlas
You don't know purple drank.
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2009 03:04
Aziel13
what next
people named atlas are really named fontaine!
MEE's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2009 06:17
MEE
what's next?
ME is short for michel-étienne?
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2009 06:20
RonBurgandy2010
Watch, one of the guys who pitched the idea is laughing his head off because none of his co-workers gets it.
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2009 06:54
nebones
Hmm
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2009 13:27
Naim Master
I got dibs on a alive person that stays alive and doesn't see anyone she likes dying !
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