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My name is Geoff (obviously) and I'm a gamer.

I got into gaming at a fairly young age when my friend brennan brought me over to try out his playstation. Now, I had heard of playstation before, but I didn't really know what it was all about until I picked up a magazine about it at a local grocery store. In that magazine I saw an ad for a game called medieval, and I though it looked like the kind of thing I might like. Needless to say I was excited to finally get to play a playstation, and so I went over to my buddy's house for what was sure to be a good time. We played a few of his favorites, and then I asked him a fateful question: do you have medieval? I know now that his mishearing me was pretty funny, but suffice it to say I was somewhat frightened when he booted up what I thought would be a fun adventure game, but turned out to be resident evil 2.

Now, I was six at the time, and just getting over my fear of the dark. This really, really did not help in that regard, and it would be years before I could sleep without a nightlight. But the game also intrigued me in a way nothing else had ever done, and when my friend offered to GIVE me his old playstation a few days later (it had some broken components, but basically ran fine) I jumped at the chance. The rest, as they say, is history, and because of that chain of events I am proud to say that I now have no life.

My current favorite games are Psychonauts, Steambot Chronicles, Jet Set Radio, Earthbound, and Megaman Legends. I could gush for hours about each, but I'll save that for the blog.

anyway, that's me in a nutshell. For those of you who are aware of the forums, more of my bio is over there.
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Secret code uncovered
g-off | 5:09 PM on 04.02.2010 4 comments


Apparently, if you read the first letter of every sentence in the last two paragraphs of my last post, you'll uncover a secret message from an ancient civilization or something. Check it out.



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MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2010 17:41
MrSadistic
I think you are mistaken my friend. Whatever, though because I still respect you. Also, that was a pretty funny prank you did there. Never forget though, that there will be some people who will be butt hurt about this blog. Today, though, is a nice day so maybe they will back off. You, are a true patriot to this community and I respect you for it. Over the years, I've chatted with many people, but I like you the most. Understand that no matter what happens that you are still an OK guy. Heh, this reminds me of that one prank I pulled with my teacher in Jr. High. Always, the practical one, I decided to accuse her of molesting me. Right, anyway, I really have no point to this story other than to say that I think you are a swell guy. Do not under any circumstances think that this whole paragraph contains any secret code or whatever that contains my true emotions about this matter at hand.
Joanna Mueller's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2010 23:04
Joanna Mueller
What are you doing out here?
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2010 16:46
Occams electric toothbrush
<Reads last post>

<Deciphers message>

Drink more ovaltine?

WTF?
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