If you are a WoW player, I am sure you can understand what the following npc is about, otherwise, you will just feel puzzled......
Human Male -"Cover for me. I gotta whiz behind a tree"
Human Male -"So, an Orc walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey, where'd you get that?" The parrot says, "Durotar. They got'em all over the place."

Human Male -"A duck walked into an apothecary and he said, "Give me some chapstick, and put it on my bill"

Human Male -"How does a Tauren hide in a cherry tree? He pains his hooves red."

Human Male -"A guy walked up to me and said, "Im a tee pee, Im a Wigwam, Im a tee pee, Im a Wigwam." I said, "relax man, your too tense!"

Human Male -"So, I have this idea for a great movie. It's about two Gnomes who find a bracelet of power, and they have to take it to the Burning Steppes and cast it into the Cauldron. Along the way, they're trailed by a murloc named Gottom who's obsessed with the bracelet and the nine bracelet bogeymen. It could be a three parter called "Ruler of the Bracelet". The first part would be called "The Brotherhood of the Bracelet", followed by "A Couple of Towers", with the climactic ending called "Hey, the King's back".
Human Female -"Why does everyone automatically assume I know tailoring and cooking?"

Human Female -"Do you ever feel like you're not in charge of your own destiny, like...you're being controlled by an invisible hand."

Human Female -"Sometimes, I have trouble controling the volume OF MY VOICE!"

Human Female -"I like to fart in the tub."
Human Female -"Westfall makes my ass itch."
Human Female -"Me and my girlfriends exchange clothes all the time, we're all the same size."
Human Female -"I can't find anywhere to get my nails done."
Human Female -"I can't wait till this quest is done and I can look for another Garibaldi artifact."

Haha, I am sure you have heard of this before in you game,hehe.....and now I collect them , just for fun xD