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DIY guide to:Gamer Guys Sex Toys!!
flooky | 8:54 AM on 09.02.2007 36 comments


Ok, Im going to be fair and give the guys a little somein' somein'. You've probably already seen one of these but for all you guys that spend hours sitting at the computer playing your WOW or planning out the next LARP in your back yard. This is for you.

Make Your Own Flashlight Sex Toy



Materials

* Empty potato chip can
* Foam rubber (approx. 9”x9”x1” or 9”x18”x1/2”)
* Condom
* 1 ¼” O-ring
* Scissors
* Marking pens

Step 1

Empty the chips out of the can. Lay out the foam and trim to fit the length of the container if necessary. The length of the foam can be up to a half inch longer than the length of the can.


step 2

PUT YOUR JUNK IN THAT BOX!
kidding..here it is..
Unroll the condom and drop the O-ring inside. If you use a lubricated condom, turn it inside out first, so the lube is on the inner surface.


Step 3

Lay the condom along the foam with the open end slightly above the edge, and mark across where the O-ring lays in the condom. Cut the foam into two pieces along this line.


Step 4

Roll up the smaller piece of foam and push it into the bottom of the can. Lay the condom against the shorter edge of the other piece of foam so that the tip and the O-ring are hanging over one end and the open top of the condom is hanging over the other. Roll up the foam with the condom inside. The O-ring should be flat against one end of the foam roll, and the top of the condom should be sticking out of the center of the other end.


Step 5

With the scissors, make a nick in the tip of the condom, just enough so some air can get through. Insert the foam roll into the chip container, making sure the open end of the condom stays above the top of the foam. Leave about ½” of foam above the rim of the can.


Step 6

Use a nail or screwdriver to poke a small hole on the side of the can near the bottom.


Step 7

IM SKIPPING SHOWING YOU THIS DRAWING ON A VAGINA OR A MOUTH WITH A PINK HIGHLIGHTER STEP ITS JUST GOING TO FAR!

Step 8

Carefully stretch the condom around the rim of the can and over the lip so it covers the foam. The lip of the can will hold the condom in place.



HEY LOOK YOU CAN EVEN USE A PRINGLES CAN! ya thats so you can switch it up -.- sigh this is highly disturbing I'm sorry.

In all seriousness theres much better things to do with condoms and potato chips...
But hey at least your not this desprate...


Eh I think I have to go puke a little in my mouth after that one. And take my pup optimus prime for a walk so she can eat some grass.



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flooky's Destructoid Blog
Ok That was seriously the last Sex toy post I ever make so dont worry.
Justice's Destructoid Blog
It better be!
Ever since stickam you've always scared me flooky
s0lesurviv0r's Destructoid Blog
Heh heh heh, O-ring, heh heh heh, boing yoing yoing yoing!
Roflcopter Pilot's Destructoid Blog
Mmmmmmhmmmm....
RivaOni's Destructoid Blog
Alternatively, get yourself cleaned up and looking presentable, get out there, and just make some girl friends, not with the intent of screwing them though! Eventually things will just click with one of them, and then Robert's your Dads Brother.
dgenerate's Destructoid Blog
I think that's the best avatar I have ever seen.
Sharpless's Destructoid Blog
This made me lawl deep down in my heart.
Knives's Destructoid Blog

I'm gonna make a couple and give them as bday gifts =D
flooky's Destructoid Blog
OH RON DEAREST! I KNEW YOU WOULD LOVE IT! P.S. Lemon I didnt make it up so dont give me shit. Im just HAVING A GOOD TIME HAVING A GOOD TIME IM A SHOOTIN STAR LEAPING THROUGH THE SKY LIKE A TIGER! DEFYIN THE LAWS OF GRAVITTTTTTTTTTTTTY!
Kryptinite's Destructoid Blog
well that was...different.
Sharpless's Destructoid Blog
Flooky, hun, you're special. I like that.
UNDERSTAR's Destructoid Blog
This is sooooooo very tempting for me to build. But I rather try to get laid with a real women before using a sex toy on myself. I hold more respect for my hand than a Pringles can.
flooky's Destructoid Blog
I pride myself on my "Specialness"
ZServ's Destructoid Blog
fuck you dude i was expecting an actual flashlight. i cant find my way in the dark with this. ;(
DeathBot's Destructoid Blog
homemade sex toys FTW!
The Incredible Edible Egg's Destructoid Blog
That seems like a lot of work to masturbate. I don't even bother cleaning up my chest after I'm done...
larsonlen's Destructoid Blog
Where can I buy that masturbation devicepictured at the bottom?!
agota's Destructoid Blog
just took me 6 hours to build one to give as a present to my husband, but it is crappy. i really don't feel like working another couple hours to build another one, sigh, i am just not good with hands. also reply to the above person. you can <a href="http://www.discreet-romance.com">get toys from here</a>, i didn't spend time look for the one you wanted, but anyways, search yourself
agota's Destructoid Blog
my bad about the link, i messed it up, here it is again for the toys get toys from here, again, i didn't spend time look for the one you wanted, but anyways, search yourself
davidbbosse's Destructoid Blog
Hello excellent tip I'm going to do one!!!! in your sex shop do you sell <a href="http://www.xlpharmacy.com/">Generic Viagra</a> ??? I will visit please post the direction
davidbbosse's Destructoid Blog
Hello excellent tip I'm going to do one!!!! in your sex shop do you sell Generic Viagra ??? I will visit please post the direction
davidbbosse's Destructoid Blog
Hey buddy I really enjoyed you post!!! excellent sex toy homemade!! I would like to know if you sell Viagra Online???? you sell it???
Jamieee's Destructoid Blog
Hello and thanks for excellent tip I'm going to do one!!!! so in your sex shop do you offer Cialis Online ??? If so I will check it out so please give the proper direction to me
matthuehodman's Destructoid Blog
Hai i am wondering to see your creativity.seriously your sex toys looks so original i am gonna to do one for myself.
<a href="http://www.sexshop123.co.uk">Sex Toys Shop</a>
matthuehodman's Destructoid Blog
Hai i am wondering to see your creativity.seriously your sex toys looks so original i am gonna to do one for myself. Sex Toys Shop


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