Ok, Im going to be fair and give the guys a little somein' somein'. You've probably already seen one of these but for all you guys that spend hours sitting at the computer playing your WOW or planning out the next LARP in your back yard. This is for you.

Make Your Own Flashlight Sex Toy



Materials

* Empty potato chip can
* Foam rubber (approx. 9”x9”x1” or 9”x18”x1/2”)
* Condom
* 1 ¼” O-ring
* Scissors
* Marking pens

Step 1

Empty the chips out of the can. Lay out the foam and trim to fit the length of the container if necessary. The length of the foam can be up to a half inch longer than the length of the can.


step 2

PUT YOUR JUNK IN THAT BOX!
kidding..here it is..
Unroll the condom and drop the O-ring inside. If you use a lubricated condom, turn it inside out first, so the lube is on the inner surface.


Step 3

Lay the condom along the foam with the open end slightly above the edge, and mark across where the O-ring lays in the condom. Cut the foam into two pieces along this line.


Step 4

Roll up the smaller piece of foam and push it into the bottom of the can. Lay the condom against the shorter edge of the other piece of foam so that the tip and the O-ring are hanging over one end and the open top of the condom is hanging over the other. Roll up the foam with the condom inside. The O-ring should be flat against one end of the foam roll, and the top of the condom should be sticking out of the center of the other end.


Step 5

With the scissors, make a nick in the tip of the condom, just enough so some air can get through. Insert the foam roll into the chip container, making sure the open end of the condom stays above the top of the foam. Leave about ½” of foam above the rim of the can.


Step 6

Use a nail or screwdriver to poke a small hole on the side of the can near the bottom.


Step 7

IM SKIPPING SHOWING YOU THIS DRAWING ON A VAGINA OR A MOUTH WITH A PINK HIGHLIGHTER STEP ITS JUST GOING TO FAR!

Step 8

Carefully stretch the condom around the rim of the can and over the lip so it covers the foam. The lip of the can will hold the condom in place.



HEY LOOK YOU CAN EVEN USE A PRINGLES CAN! ya thats so you can switch it up -.- sigh this is highly disturbing I'm sorry.

In all seriousness theres much better things to do with condoms and potato chips...
But hey at least your not this desprate...


Eh I think I have to go puke a little in my mouth after that one. And take my pup optimus prime for a walk so she can eat some grass.