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flaakmonkey | 5:00 PM on 04.08.2008 10 comments




This pic says more than meets the eye. Wait no it does not. It just says what EA intros should say that most of us already know. EA is gay and will continue delivering disappointments for generations to come. I mean only those companies like Nexxon I believe it is called make games like this that are free in nature but to be the best you have to fork out real dough for best items. This model is truly only intended for people with money, aka rich little brats. So they ask their parent for money to get upgrades which shuts the kid up and does not require spending time with the runt. I myself cannot remember the last time I played or bought an EA game, because quite frankly they do not release anything of interest to me.

Why am I ranting then? Simple. This game "did" appeal to me at one point. Being smart readers as you are I am sure you know when that point was.

So anyways aside from long delayed Spore, this game made me think for a breif second thay EA was finally coming around a little bit back to reality of what a good game is. Bottom line I and so many of you were wrong. Oh well, guess that is why God allowed for compaines like id software, Blizzard and Valve to thrive. Am I wrong?



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Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/08/2008 17:21
Rockvillian
Oh... no... it totally skipped my mind that Spore is EA.

...

Damn. I dislike EA enough to skip it, and that's saying a LOT.
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/08/2008 17:31
njsykora
You had me until you said EA was gay.

Also, the slogan 'If its in the game, its in the game' only relates to EA Sports. Therefore the picture fails as well.

I'm being overly pedantic and loving it.
flaakmonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/08/2008 17:35
flaakmonkey
@njsykora

this is very true. I just realized that a bit after my post. There slogan is something like "challenge everything" and a more appropriate slogan would be like, " Challenge Everyones Patience" cause that is what they do. One good game or decent at best a year and an assload of crap the rest of it.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/08/2008 17:35
AngelsDontBurn
THEY WANT YO MONIES!
razerangel's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/08/2008 17:35
razerangel
You will probably have to buy species or something for spore soon if EA is publishing it :(!
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/08/2008 17:41
king3vbo
All hail microtransactions!
Silverhertz's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/08/2008 18:03
Silverhertz
@razerangel: you might even to pay....for an arm and leg.

Lame joke is lame.
Otsegowupiwupi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/08/2008 19:08
Otsegowupiwupi
LOL EA!!!

nice post mike

so this is what you do with all your time while you sit alone at nick's place being lazy and not having a job
xMalachi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/08/2008 19:20
xMalachi
Please tell me how Blizzard is striving with 9 million subscribers paying 15 dollars a month?
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/08/2008 20:45
Crunshii
oh well I am experienced enough not to buy shit from EA unless it is the next big shit. and honestly, all ive seen is regular poop from them.
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