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7:07 PM on 04.03.2012

10 Things About Me That You Really Don't Need To Know

I haven't blogged here in a very long time. This is the part where I am supposed to say that I missed it and the rest of the community. Let's assume that I did, and it didn't just come off like a twelve year old gear giving...   read

3:43 PM on 06.08.2011

E3: Just how hardcore is the Wii U?

Uhhh… for once I wrote this part of my blog last. Usually it’s the first bit, and it functions as a warm up for the rest of the blog. Today I didn’t need that. What I was trying to get out pretty much came out on its own… l...   read

3:17 PM on 05.29.2011

When did I become my dad?

That I am writing this is an indicator that I have nothing better to do. The objective worth of that statement has no bearing on how wildly its connotation can vary, which is to say that it is both meaningless and polarizin...   read

7:47 AM on 05.08.2011

Let me show you what I've done with some crayons

Click here to see the above at its full resolution Too much coffee. Too much coffee. Too much coffee. Painting used to be one of my hobbies, and I say used to because I can't do it where I currently live. Its really messy...   read

4:59 PM on 04.28.2011

Dolphins, Pterodactyls, and Pink Clouds: An Idiot's Guide to Fapping

This is the preamble. All blogs have these now. They are super important. Once one of these punched me in my nuts. It was cold-fricking-blooded. Oh, and if you're looking for something helpful there is a song embedded below...   read

2:12 PM on 04.22.2011

Monthly Unamusing: Your Mouth, Valve's Wang

Let me begin this by saying that I am a small, hateful person that should be avoided or ignored, and that the opinion expressed in this blog is my own, and has no intention to troll, but rather used to vent some steam so I ...   read

8:16 PM on 04.11.2011

RE: Your role in this game

You should know better than reading this. You really should. I am about to take a fair bit of your time and leave you with nothing show for it. I'm me. I haven't properly introduced myself, and I don't intend to. It's no...   read

9:58 AM on 04.08.2011

Aaamaazing: Guilt, I know you.

Hopefully this isn't as overwrought as I think it is. Finality, the inevitable, time's march, all of these things are signified in the grains of sand as they precipitate from the top from the top of an hourglass. Whether t...   read

12:53 PM on 04.04.2011

I couldn't tell you what's going on, but I like it.

This was supposed to be a disclaimer or warm up to whatever it is that I am parading as a blog below, but seriously if it can't stand to being read on its own, then I just don't know if I should be putting it up in the firs...   read

10:38 AM on 03.24.2011

An audioblog about how I read C-Blogs

There have been a few C-Blog FAQs and tutorials made in the past. While they go through how to create a good blog, and that's all well and good, there's still no easy way to truly gauge reader reaction, or even who your audie...   read

8:58 AM on 02.17.2011

BFBC2 Multiplayer: You're all assholes and I hope you die.

I really wish that there were more disclaimers. Sure, I want to believe that I'm not naive, but trust me that's naive too, and what I generally assume about people and their behavior while gaming is either far too charitabl...   read

6:11 PM on 05.25.2010

Things I Loathe: Red Dead Redemption's "Mowing Them Down" Trophy/Achievement

The following is a comment that I left on Rockstar's website because I can, and I'm reposting it here because I am a self-aggrandizing whore. ----------------------------------------------------------- First off, I love ...   read

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