Many people thus far have questioned what exactly makes me evil chad, well here i will give you a small feature set of this new product of evil.

10. Wider range of reactions. When it comes to Chad concelmo there is only two opinions he seems to have, it's either the worst thing ever or AMAZING!. i have full spectrum. if you look at the handy guideline below you might understand.

Terrible>bad>mediocre>good>great>awesome>AMAZING

if you still don't see it yet hold your breath and hang upside down. you'll see it eventually.

9. Chad has NO problems with the ladies. they all line up so he may partake of their milkshake. being a being of evil dimensional guidelines mean.... ehhhh meh not so much.

8. puppies and birds and other various animals thrive in chads presence. animals wither in my presence. (bonus points to whomever can say where that came from.)

7. Chad has a sunny disposition. when he walks in the room plants turn and face toward him and the tide usually comes in if he goes to the beach. yeah, you thought it was the moon, not so much anymore huh? in that very contrast i have "earned" the nickname sunshine in irony for the fact i bring no happiness to a room, in fact many doctors recommend you carry two puppies in each of your pocket if you should have to come into direct contact with me.

6. Chad is a lover, not a fighter. i grew up fast and rough in the public eye and have had to fight many many times and while chad may still have visions of him being tossed into that bush i have been pretty successful in my fights.... though i still abhor them and avoid them whenever possible.

5. Chad is outgoing and friendly and probably has some sort of genetic version of happiness directly intertwined into his DNA. I am completely shy and introverted, you may not even notice me tying your shoelaces together because of this, or notice the tack i have worked so hard to place in your seat..... until it's too late.

4. Chad has very little deviousness built into his makeup. he usually finds ways to accomplish his goals through direct means. im endlessly devious as i will think things to the point of insanity and usually manipulate circumstances to make sure the outcome goes in my favor. example: if there is a candy bowl with saaay starbursts and i want all of the orange ones, i will damage the orange packets only when no one is looking to make people think there is something wrong with them and as the party goes on people simply avoid them. MWAHAHAHA!

3. Chad will go out of his way to help people who may have the simplest of problem. you would probably have to trip right in front of me for me to help you. being an evil version of Chad however means i cannot keep from helping people when they need it so it's a double edged sword.

2. Chad rocks at contra, i seem to have a stigma about me that keeps me from getting past the third level even WITH the konami code! oddly enough i still love and play it as i did with my ex fiancee.

1. Chad lives in peaceful coexistence with the dolphins, they help each other out and have awesome adventures. i have been recruited, nay, CONSCRIPTED into the dolphino revolution army who seeks the enslavement of all human meat puppets who would dare oppose us. the dolphins chad hangs with are happy go lucky creatures. the ones i hang with are constantly looking for new ways to bring the humans reign of terror to an end. *

*don't forget about the special offer of 5% of all retro games when you join the dolphino revolutionary army now!

so thats how i am different from Chad. being a physical manifestation of Chad's evil however means i cannot oppose him or destroy him and being an evil version of Chad means i can't really be all that evil. unless you really hate having your shoelaces tied or having whipped cream swapped with shaving cream or vice versa.

evil Chad OUT!